• 19 Feb 2009 at 4:29 PM

Totally Unfounded Rumor Of The Day: Lazard Canada Kills Everyone

By Equity Private

The situation is fluidicy.

Comments (37)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    huh

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    There;s probably a good fluid/wasser(stein) joke in there somewhere as well if someone can make it work.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    There;s probably a good fluid/wasser(stein) joke in there somewhere as well if someone can make it work.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    There;s probably a good fluid/wasser(stein) joke in there somewhere as well if someone can make it work.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Triple posting bastard!!!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    Triple posting bastard!!!

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    Triple posting bastard!!!

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    There;s probably a good learn how to post a comment joke in there somewhere as well, if someone can make it work.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    hey guys how bout that stock market, hmmm?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    Triple posting bastard, egregious use of semicolon.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    too Lazard Freres, didn’t Cie

  12. 12
    Posted by Investorcluzo | February 19, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    @13 – winner!

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    UBS seems to be refusing to provide the names of 52K clients!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    Oh Canada!

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    UBS seems to be refusing to provide the names of 52K clients!
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7900593.stm

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    “… it is appalling that more than 50,000 of the wealthiest among us have actively sought to evade their civil and legal duty to pay taxes,” the acting assistant attorney general, John DiCicco, said in a statement.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    Best of luck to everyone affected, no one deserves this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpnWv9n-Ziw

  18. 18
    Posted by Billy Ray Human | February 19, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    “you should see the way it shits!”
    Thank you, @12

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    Too Bruce; didn’t bid.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    I am an Above the Law reader. What is a Tarp?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    I have no idea what this is about, but someone loves Canada? Or Lazard? WTF.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    Hi, I am a DealBreaker reader. What is Canada?

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    @23
    Wideclops awesome.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    Canada = only solvent banking system in the world. Not enough distress for Lazard.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    I’m a Dealbreaker reader, where is Canada?

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    I’m a Canadian Dealbreaker reader, where is Canada?

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 7:01 PM

    sought to evade their civil and legal duty to pay taxes
    as if

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    @19, 48k of them were politicians. 2k of them were considered for obamateur cabinet

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 7:06 PM

    @12 – have not heard that since ’87 or so…thanks for the memories….

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 7:22 PM

    @12 – The Dead Milkmen? Nice.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    @27
    The funny thing is its entirely true. Canadians are the new Arabs/Russia oligarchs. Eh?

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 8:54 PM

    too ponzlops, didn’t read

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 9:16 PM

    @12 and 33
    I miss the dead milkmen…
    i heard the guitarist killed himself or some shit recently…
    TRB

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 9:33 PM

    @27
    OK, but how is Gerry Schwartz doing these days? I bet he’s having some difficulties getting deals done as his US counterparts are.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | February 20, 2009 at 1:14 AM

    by “kills everyone” does that mean the 4 professionals working in that office..?

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | February 20, 2009 at 1:15 AM

    by “kills everyone” does that mean the 4 professionals working in that office..?

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | February 20, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    Annual 2008 revenue: $1.68 billion
    Assets Under Management: $91.1 billion (as of 12/31/2008)
    2,434 employees (as of 12/31/08)
    Principal executive offices: New York, London, Paris
    Main businesses: Financial Advisory and Asset Management
    Lazard Ltd ticker symbol: NYSE:LAZ

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