As mentioned in our Opening Bell (we love the safe-cracking picture of Geithner, can you tell?) Harry Markopolos fired both barrels into the SEC with this week's testimony on the (alleged) fraud by Bernie Madoff and (alleged) pals. With his verbal testimony, he issued over 300 pages of written testimony which the Journal has so kindly attached to their article on the subject.
So, in addition to our continuing coverage of the hearings (in progress now!) we thought we'd review the written stuff. We just knew it was going to be good once we saw:
Year 2005:Email Exchange to Meaghan "Sniffles" Ka-Cheung (11/4/05).
(Ok, so we made up the nickname).
One thing that emerges is the varied and deep level of due diligence that Markopolos describes, careful to share credit with his "There Is No I In Team" team. (For the record, we would like to point out that while there is no "I" in "Team" there is an "M" and an "E"). As it happens, however, there is quite a bit of grandstanding in the testimony as well. A thick streak of arrogance (well deserved in our opinion, but still arrogance) shows through.
My army special operations background trained me to build intelligence networks, collect intelligence reports from field operatives, devise lists of additional questions to fill in the blanks....
Ok, so you have to admit, he is kind of a stud.
My team and I surmised that if Mr. Madoff gained knowledge of our activities, he may feel threatened enough to seek to stifle us. If Mr. Madoff was already facing life in prison, there was little to no downside for him to remove any such threat.
Bernie Madoff. Hitman? Murder for hire offender? Markopolos may claim he doesn't want a movie made, but he sure writes with a pulp sound that is going to draw Hollywood producers like flies to ointment.
...my experiences with other SEC officials proved to be a systematic disappointment, and lead me to conclude that the SEC securities' lawyers if only through their investigative ineptitude and financial illiteracy colluded to maintain large frauds such as the one to which Madoff later confessed.
This is rough, and well deserved stuff.
On the WSJ:
Unfortunately, as eager as Mr. Wilke was to investigate the Madoff story, it appeared that the Wall Street Journal's editors never gave their approval for him to start investigating.
Ouch.
On Ka-Cheung:
When I mentioned that my derivatives expertise would be needed to break the case open, she dismissed me by saying that the SEC's Washington Headquarters had Ph.D.'s in an economics analysis unit with derivatives expertise. When I pointed out that the SEC likely didn't have any Ph.D.'s on staff with derivatives trading experience who truly understood how these financial instruments worked because a true derivatives expert couldn't afford to work for SEC pay, she ignored me.
That's laying it on a little thick, of course, but his point stands out.
On Bernie c. 2007:
The interesting thing about the [April 2007 performance data from Fairfield Greenwich Group] was that [Bernie Madoff] was noticeably stepping down his stated returns... a clear sign that he needed to cut back on the payouts to old investors in order to conserve cash and keep the scheme going.
On the withering effect of Ka-Cheung (this is the shining gem of the document):
Every phone call to Meaghan Cheung made me feel diminished as a person....
Wow. We will release the second half of our "analysis" this afternoon.






Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:11AM
Snitches get stitches
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:13AM
Is Ms. Cheung still employed by the SEC? Or is she still there for use as a whipping boy?
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:14AM
You know who should be worried now? Sniffles. If any of the Ponzi victims have enough money left for a copy of "Soldier of Fortune," she's going to have Drillbit Taylor on her doorstep with a cheap 9mm and a potato any day now.
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:14AM
Anyone benefit from this for lunch?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7869000/7869277.stm
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:19AM
@2
Cheung resigned last Sep.
Marko made her cry:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01072009/business/the_sec_watchdog_who_missed_madoff_148984.htm
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:23AM
wow this guy kinda sounds like a loose cannon. no wondered the sec was a little hesitant.
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:24AM
@5
Thanks.
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:25AM
@5:
Best. Quote. Ever.
""I can't answer that," said Cheung, who left the SEC in September for personal reasons unrelated to Madoff. "If someone provides you with the wrong set of books, I don't know how you find the real books.""
YOU'RE A FUCKING GOVERNMENT REGULATOR, YOU MINDLESS LUMP OF PROTOPLASM. THAT IS YOUR GODSDAMNED JOB. AND SOMEBODY WAS TELLING YOU EXACTLY WHERE TO LOOK AND WHAT TO ASK. DO THE HUMAN RACE A FAVOR, KILL YOUR CHILDREN AND ALL YOUR BLOOD RELATIVES, AND THEN KILL YOURSELF. SERIOUSLY.
Sorry. I'm okay now. Really. Who wants pie?
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:30AM
Meaghan went to Yale
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:37AM
@8:
To support yr reaction, which I find quite reasonable, check out the totally witless case memoranda she was responsible for: http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/Madoff_SECRecommend_20081217.pdf
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:45AM
@10: Can you say, "Copy and paste?"
I knew you could.
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:46AM
It's very simple - if someone alleges a Ponzi scheme, you need to "touch the money" - that is, independently verify that all of the funds claimed by the manager actually exist. That's all that's needed. Jeez!
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:52AM
@11:
Pawdon?
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 11:56AM
@13: 11 here. I meant, "She copied and pasted the investigation and resolution text from a list of possibilities."
"We got documents from SOURCE. We interviewed employees of EMPLOYER. We found ANY VIOLATIONS. We recommend RECOMMENDED ACTION."
She just filled in the parts in all caps. Government types usually believe that filling in a form is the equivalent of action.
M
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 12:05PM
No doubt Meaghan is DMV material. Hang out all day with your girlfriend Inner City Moesha and her pissed off attitude and do nothing. "That aintz my job foolz."
I axed you for the books and foolz dont want to givez it. what youz expect mes to do'z?" -Meaghan Cheung, SEC overachiever
SPODE
Posted by Anal_yst , Feb 04, 2009 12:09PM
Her professors should all hang their heads, I bet this broad probably even got good marks (ya' know, the study like a fiend without any actual comprehension of the material, concepts, or ability to apply aforementioned to reality)
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 12:30PM
@9 -- undergrad, you mean. she didn't go to Yale law.
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 12:41PM
She was into that whole Yale thing.
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 12:46PM
@18
Yale thing?
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 1:05PM
@6 - I somewhat agree, but part of his "attitude" is largely due to the fact that he had to deal with these ass clowns.
The fact that he wrote that 20+ page road-map with specific referenes to people to talk to and places to look and nothing happened would make me go on a three state killing spree...
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 1:12PM
@19- What happens in Yale stays in Yale.
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 2:14PM
@19
Well, she was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 2:16PM
@2 the only thing that can get you fired from the gov't is sexual harrassment. Incompetence is merely grounds for promotion.
The person who renewed Mohammed Atta's visa 4 months after 9/11 didn't get fired. She was "laterally transferred". Ms Cheung will likely meet the same fate
Posted by guest , Feb 04, 2009 9:09PM
She's actually Fordham Law, I'm sorry to say...and acc. to the Post left the SEC in Sept. of '08. Sorry excuse for an attorney, yet, probably on par intellectually with the bozos at, for example, Thacher Proffitt, who spewed out mindlessly the CDO and MBS documentation that is at least in part responsible for the nation's inability to pull itself out of this morass.
Posted by guest , Feb 05, 2009 9:23AM
THE SEC
(the Adam's Family)
WilliamBanzai7
They're sleepy and they're stupid,
Delirious and maybe even crooked,
They're all together shaky,
Their called the SEC.
Their office is a brain dead mausoleum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
Their called the SEC.
(Naive)
(Incompetent)
(Useless)
So get your undercover shawl on
And a whistle you can blow on
We're gonna pay a call on
The United States SEC.
RIDDLE:
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A MONKEY SITTING IN A TREE WITH A LAPTOP?
A: A BRANCH CHIEF