Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 5:53PM

Vice President-Illusions
Job ID #: CRN-Magic-AVP
Location: NY-New York
Functional Area: Illusions
Company Name: AIG Casualty Company
Employment Type: Not Permanent
Education Preferred: Hogwarts Academy
Experience Required: 10+ years
Relocation Provided: To Switzerland post employment


Position Description
Assistant Vice President-Illusions

Global Magic, a division of AIGI, has an exciting opportunity in their New York Region office location for an Assistant Vice President - Illusions.

The AVP will be responsible for creating, growing and developing a profitable make believe book of business in the New York Region. The AVP will work with lame duck management in the NY Region’s Hogwarts Office in regarding new business (wink), account retention or government transition, marketing, and reproduction goals.

Job responsibilities:
Create RFP's for TARP money

Job Requirements:
Candidate must have 10 successful years underwriting imaginary business and prior experience with New York City brokerage community. Previous staff management at Goldman Sachs or prior team leadership experience is preferred. Candidate must be self flatulated, computer literate, and possess good anal,organizational, and interpersonal and communication skills.

Job Skills:
Exceptional Oral Service
Job Knowledge/Technical Expertise
Teamwork/Interpersonal Skills

Position Requirements
TBD

About AIG
American International Group, Inc. (AIG) is the world's leading international insurance and financial services organization, with operations in more than 130 countries and jurisdictions. AIG member companies serve commercial, institutional and individual customers through the most extensive worldwide property-casualty and life insurance networks of any insurer. In the United States, AIG companies are the largest underwriters of commercial and industrial insurance and AIG American General is a top-ranked life insurer. AIG's global businesses also include retirement services, financial services and asset management. AIG's financial services businesses include aircraft leasing, financial products, trading and market making.
AIG's growing global consumer finance business is led in the United States by American General Finance. AIG also has one of the largest U.S. retirement services businesses through AIG SunAmerica and AIG VALIC, and is a leader in asset management for the individual and institutional markets, with specialized investment management capabilities in equities, fixed income, alternative investments and real estate. AIG's common stock is listed in the U.S. on the New York Stock Exchange and ArcaEx, as well as the stock exchanges in London, Paris, Switzerland and Tokyo.

AIG is a poorly managed division of the United States Treasury Department.

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 5:57PM

The Frank letter has to be the funniest thing I've read all day.

"We look forward to your reply and immediate reimbursement of these funds.

Sincerely,

Reps. Barney Frank, Carolyn Maloney, Brad Sherman, Dennis Moore, Wm Lacy Clay, Stephen F. Lynch, Brad Miller, Al Green, Gwen Moore, Paul W. Hodes, Keith Ellison, Charles Wilson, Bill Foster, Andre Carson, Mary Jo Kilroy, Steve Driehaus, Alan Grayson, Gary Peters"

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 6:04PM

Doesn't Barney know that America has no idea who he is?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 6:36PM

The Los Angeles location for Im with Rick needs to change to a better place like the Grove/3rd Street/Hwood-Universal

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 6:40PM

Barney is such an idiot. Ex post indignation. It's not like the golf tournament was a secret - Mickelson managed to find out about it even before it started last Thursday. And what about the jobs created by this spending? You needed busboys to set out steak knives, roadies to load in Chicago's amps, course marshals at the golf tournament, and David Feherty. That's responsible spending.

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 6:56PM

The second co-signor of Mumbling Barney's letter represents the Upper East Side in the hallowed halls -- which includes TIF. If NYC loses banks and luxury good stores, what's left for the economy?

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 7:00PM

Hookers, Fuck Yeah!
Nationalization, Fuck Yeah!
Santelli, Fuck Yeah!
Chuck Prince, Fuck Yeah!
Northern Trust, Fuck Yeah!

Fuck Yeah!

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 7:12PM

Wait, the market went up when Uncle Benny spoke? Is his losing streak over?

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 7:19PM

NT's menu looks positively New Jersey wedding: salmon and steak, a pasta, and a bunch of mediocre vegetable dishes.

Barney should congratulate them on being frugal.

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 7:42PM

whatever happened to the ShamWow and Snuggie fuckers?

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 8:01PM

There's a good chance Rick says a big ole FU to Barney Frank and returns the TARP money...NT made $630M last year, and didn't want to take it in the first place. Hopefully other banks follow and we can all start doing our jobs again.

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 8:01PM

@13- This cruel recession knows no limits. Nobody is safe around here.

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 8:24PM

Who is this Barney dude you all are ranting about? The big purple smurf-type thing on Sesame Street?

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 8:24PM

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmWOW

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 9:03PM

O/T: Good for New York!: "And so, at the close of the rather distant and disappointing tenure of Cardinal Edward Egan, New York finally gets an Archbishop who might be called the “worthy successor” to the Mighty John Joseph O'Connor one Timothy Michael Dolan of Milwaukee" http://tinyurl.com/ckxgjp

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 9:19PM

Didn't know it was socially appropriate to be sleeveless during a Presidential State of the Union address... One would think a suit would be appropriate.

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 9:31PM

Transparency at its finest. A series of circles. And they should have just gone ahead and labeled the 'other' circle 'earmarks.'

http://www.recovery.gov/?q=content/investments

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 10:35PM

Was Nancy wearing a fertilizer sack? Seriously, she was jsut in Italy, she couldn't buy a current trendy outfit for tonight? She had to wear her "fat dress" cause her week in Italy seems to be showing on her hips.

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 10:44PM

chit, Bret Baier on Fox just asked David Axelrod "so the nationalization of some banks is not off the table." Now the answer to that was not the answer as conculuded as it was that axelrod gave. He should have said "no we aren't nationalizing banks" but he didn't, he left it open."

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 10:50PM

I'm with Rick NYC? Details?

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 10:52PM

@25- first time on the interwebs? try clicking the link.

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 10:54PM

@23 that sure was some schmata Nancy was wearing tonight.

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 11:22PM

EP, thoughts on the address to Congress tonight? Peace Babes.

Tanning as usual,
Tanned Banker

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 11:43PM

Messiah, Fuck Yeah!
Nancy, Fuck Yeah!
Recession, Fuck Yeah!
Shamwow!, Fuck Yeah!

Fuck Yeah!

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 11:47PM

@10 and 30 - Team America always in good taste. Freedom does cost $1.05.

Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 11:57PM

@31- Fuck Yeah!

Posted by guest , Feb 25, 2009 12:06AM

Really silly question here, but perhaps the grand wizards could clarify something for me:

Why is it popular to bemoan the plight of homeowners whose equity has declined due to no fault of their own, while no one has a problem saying that C shareholders should get screwed in a nationalization?

Before you answer, the trick here is to distinguish between the two.

Thanks much in advance, bunch.

-JO Legal

Posted by guest , Feb 25, 2009 12:10AM

re tea party NYC, be sure to bring your worthless derivative securities for dumping. C stock certificates are also fine.

Posted by guest , Feb 25, 2009 12:13AM

This behavior demonstrates extraordinary levels of irresponsibility and arrogance.

Posted by guest , Feb 25, 2009 12:24AM

#33. that's easy, the "investing class" probably voted republican.

Posted by guest , Feb 25, 2009 12:37AM

@36, obviously that's the assumption politicians have made, but I have to wonder if that is the reality. Maybe it's naive to think that pension funds/mutual funds/institutional investors continue to hold C stock, but it should be clear that many "innocent" (read: democrat) investors have or had an equity interest in C (albeit indirectly) that is worth a lot less than they paid for it.

Posted by guest , Feb 25, 2009 1:50AM

What about the original tea party set for Chicago? What are those details, anybody heard.

I'm not sure if you guys have seen this photo of bernanke, paulson, chris cox and chris dodd, but it's fucking hilarious.

http://bit.ly/lCFHa

Mmm, catfish says cox.

Posted by guest , Feb 25, 2009 2:18AM

So much for the Rick Santelli led revolt.

http://mediamatters.org/countyfair/200902240009?show=1

Posted by guest , Feb 25, 2009 9:10AM

$1000 for an hour for a hoooker is into 'porn star' pricing - Sarah Blake, et. al. He's getting ripped off...

Posted by guest , Feb 25, 2009 9:48AM

Since it's rarely been above freezing in NYC during January and no golf courses in NY are open, does it really make sense is playing golf in the area? Hey, no need to let the facts get in the way of a good story.

Posted by guest , Feb 25, 2009 11:08AM

About this 'revolt':
Where was this rightous indignation from CNBC, a majority of those on Wallstreet and those posting here when the bailout was for the banks and borkerage houses?
I recall all sorts of sky is falling, this has to be done yesterday, 'what about the children' type rants....ah the smell of hypocricy in the air. Maybe instead of a tea party it should be a bottle service or Starbucks latte party.