http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/and-he-was-even-going-to-throw-in-some-mix-tapes-and-free-yoga-lessons-too/ Wall Street Insider – Financial News, Headlines, Commentary and Analysis - Hedge Funds, Private Equity, Banks Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:43:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/and-he-was-even-going-to-throw-in-some-mix-tapes-and-free-yoga-lessons-too/comment-page-1/#comment-104486 guest Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:42:08 +0000 http://wp.dealbreaker.com/2009/03/and-he-was-even-going-to-throw-in-some-mix-tapes-and-free-yoga-lessons-too/#comment-104486 Glad the little prick didn't get more for the property Glad the little prick didn’t get more for the property

]]> http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/and-he-was-even-going-to-throw-in-some-mix-tapes-and-free-yoga-lessons-too/comment-page-1/#comment-104485 guest Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:30:17 +0000 http://wp.dealbreaker.com/2009/03/and-he-was-even-going-to-throw-in-some-mix-tapes-and-free-yoga-lessons-too/#comment-104485 Dear Mr. Loeb: As one of the largest fans of the Loeb=Rambo meme, I am shocked that you have failed to maximize the sales price of the 7 MacDougal Alley ("7MA") property. We watched your efforts with good faith and had looked forward to a scintillating and engaging outcome. Instead, we learn -- through popular media, moreover -- that you sold 7MA at 63% of its initial asking price. Frankly, we did not expect this inexplicable level of mediocracy and disrespect for your fan base. [insert three or four paragraphs of insulting flyspecking here] It is admirable that you employ a Rambo-driven, value maximizing investment strategy, but this transaction fails dismally to that end. We expect more, and stand ready to assist you in this endeavor. Sincerely, Your Biggest Fan Dear Mr. Loeb: As one of the largest fans of the Loeb=Rambo meme, I am shocked that you have failed to maximize the sales price of the 7 MacDougal Alley (“7MA”) property. We watched your efforts with good faith and had looked forward to a scintillating and engaging outcome. Instead, we learn — through popular media, moreover — that you sold 7MA at 63% of its initial asking price. Frankly, we did not expect this inexplicable level of mediocracy and disrespect for your fan base.
[insert three or four paragraphs of insulting flyspecking here]
It is admirable that you employ a Rambo-driven, value maximizing investment strategy, but this transaction fails dismally to that end. We expect more, and stand ready to assist you in this endeavor.
Sincerely,
Your Biggest Fan

]]> http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/and-he-was-even-going-to-throw-in-some-mix-tapes-and-free-yoga-lessons-too/comment-page-1/#comment-104484 guest Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:01:53 +0000 http://wp.dealbreaker.com/2009/03/and-he-was-even-going-to-throw-in-some-mix-tapes-and-free-yoga-lessons-too/#comment-104484 @1- kinda a stretch and not really that funny, but thanks for the reminder of this awesomeness: <a href="http://dealbreaker.com/2008/01/map_to_erin_burnetts_heart_the.php" rel="nofollow">http://dealbreaker.com/2008/01/map_to_erin_burnetts_heart_the.php</a> @1- kinda a stretch and not really that funny, but thanks for the reminder of this awesomeness:
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/01/map_to_erin_burnetts_heart_the.php

]]> http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/and-he-was-even-going-to-throw-in-some-mix-tapes-and-free-yoga-lessons-too/comment-page-1/#comment-104483 guest Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:58:13 +0000 http://wp.dealbreaker.com/2009/03/and-he-was-even-going-to-throw-in-some-mix-tapes-and-free-yoga-lessons-too/#comment-104483 thought the headline was a reference to Erin Burnett's ideal man: <a href="http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=career.money&conitem=5d4f6063304d6110VgnVCM10000013281eac____" rel="nofollow">http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=career.money&conitem=5d4f6063304d6110VgnVCM10000013281eac____</a> thought the headline was a reference to Erin Burnett’s ideal man:
http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=career.money&conitem=5d4f6063304d6110VgnVCM10000013281eac____

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