Rumor has it that Hank Paulson has somehow persuaded Portland to pay for two new stadiums. Totally coincidentally and unrelated, Merritt Paulson, Hank’s son, owns two Portland franchises. A soccer team and a AAA baseball team.
Whoo hoo!
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Merritt Paulson, nice name.
He must have been conceived on the way into the west side of Manhattan.
Wow, talk about your all time coink-e-dinks.
Do you think Paulson knew his son lived in Portland and owned franchises?
MLS though does rock, I hope it breaks in the US soon.
The MLS cadre are geniuses… Opening night of the 2009 falls on the eve of the NCAA tourney. My grandma even asked who runs their show.
Heard they are the ex-fed and treasury folks.
@2 – Should break through at the same time as we adopt the metric system and start eating snails.
Sounds to me like the Hammer is looking for some tax losses in the family lp this year
@1 you’re an idiot merrit is on the east side
@ 1 and 6 –
actually it’s in friggin Connecticut
“Funds for the new stadium provided in part thanks to LEH puts, I mean Dick Fu…, F it. Goldman for life!”
Friends, his son is named after his father.
His mother had an affair with someone named Merritt??