• 11 Mar 2009 at 12:21 PM

Bernie: Bubba Or Boca?

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He’s almost certainly going to plead guilty to 11 criminal charges tomorrow– though we’d love to see a last minute change in plans to “not guilty” and “Ruth did it”– but is he really going to voluntarily go downtown for the rest of his life? The accomodations are not at all penthouse-like, and he hasn’t even had time to thumb through the “Guide to prison gangs” handbook we sent him, and Mark and Andy will be devastated if he cancels on yet another fishing trip. We just don’t see coming to pass. So.

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    Comments (3)

    1. 1
      Posted by Anal_yst | March 11, 2009 at 1:31 PM

      Mary Schapiro did it!

    2. 2
      Posted by Cantillon | March 11, 2009 at 2:28 PM

      A Ken Lay scenario seems more than likely. He’s too slick. I vote “cancer”.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 3:06 PM

      I thought it was “syphilis” not “cancer”.
      But what was good enough for Al Capone is good enough for Bernie.

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