Ponzi boy is set to plead guilty to 11 criminal charges at 10:00 am today, and if all goes as planned– and we’re not entirely convinced he’s not going to blame it all on Ruth and “the damn kids”– he may not be returning to the comfort of ankle monitoring splendor under house arrest. Apparently U.S. District Judge Denny Chin may decide to revoke Madoff’s $10 million bail and send him to prison A-sap.
Big B headed downtown earlier this morning and is said to be chilling inside the court house now, going over his lines and choreography (he’s got to stick that landing, which has given him trouble in rehearsals). The Daily Beast notes that this morning’s stroll from his Kia Sorento to the building was the first time we’ve seen Mades without a coat on, as though he knows something.
Obviously this caught us by surprise, since we under the impression that we had a least a few more weeks at 133 East 64th Street, and we’re not at all prepared. There’s still a little time, though, so in advance of the hearing, let’s figure out a few things– 1) prison name, 2) appropriate tattoo and location 3) bottom or top (bunk).
Judge Chin’s plan for the show is here.
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if he is not wearing a watch and wedding ring then he is expecting to go strauight to jail, do not collect $50 bil….he, he
he was not such a coward he would have jumped from his penthouse….”f#ck the pedestrian below, I’m Bernie”
He is going to jail?
I thought surely they would just hold the execution today and save everyone any form the further waste of time, money and ink.
We need to learn from the Chinese.
Baffled — I never thought i’d see him in jail – figured he pull some ‘last samuri’ shit. I made some good trades the last 6-9 mos, specificially SKF & SRS… But, I totally f-d up on B^M…. figured he wulda done a triple lindy or some shit VS going to jail
Give the man time, ladies, this sh*t still aint over till its over.
at this point Bernie just wants all of the blame to land on him and will be theonly fall guy to protect his family…though many do not believe that Mark and Andy are clueless, though possible as they spent all of their time out of the office fishing
The marshals made him grab his ankles and walk backwards into the court house. I thought that was a nice touch.
FFRANKUS
Ultimately Dear Bernie ends up broomsticked in some jail some where ala Jeffrey Dahmer.
Bernie’s a bottom, he’ll pledge Dirty White Boys, and his “patch” will be a large emblem on his left buttock of the Empire State, if that’s what he claims as his home state. Although I’m sure if he goes with Palm Beach, they’d be able to incorporate a few palm trees into the design or at least some of that stolen statuary.
Next up: the fishy bois and Ruth.
Will the “parade of victims” be televised?
I don’t understand the theory behind his attorney making him wear ass-chaps to court.
@12 – To display to the judge that he accepts the punishment coming his way.
Bernie’s denial of a conspiracy is all about the survival of Ruth, the boys, and the money. Especially the money.
@14- that’s for that stunning legal insight.
George Sr.: [via satellite from prison] Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not – not wag our genitals at one another to make a point.
I think 16 is the winner shofar.