• 05 Mar 2009 at 11:28 AM

Boom Goes The Dynamite

By Bess Levin

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Citigroup: $0.99 (11:22 am).
That makes “guest” the winner.
Nice job, guest!

Comments (37)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    Kudlow is losing it on live TV !!!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    Oh the Hindumanity!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    “We Are and Will Remain a Bank”
    NOT FOR LONG BITCHES!

  4. 4
    Posted by AJ | March 5, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    The use of the drudge sirens just made my day! Woohoo 99 cents!

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    is today the crash day? I mean “one” of the crash days?

  6. 6
    Posted by mrpink | March 5, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    http://www.99only.com/
    -mrp

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    good thing i didnt give that homeless guy my last dollar this morning…

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    @7 Are you Vikram Pandit?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Barclays Global Investors, N.A. 207,056,512 shares
    J.P. Morgan Investment Management Inc. (New York) 51,549,108
    Northern Trust Investments, N.A. 46,213,036
    Credit Suisse Securities (USA) LLC 39,217,936
    double down – double down

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    remain calm – all is well, all is well.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    Hello,
    This is guest who called breaking the dollar correctly.
    Could you forward my “Don’t Short Me Bro” mug to:
    Vikram Pandit
    399 Park Avenue
    New York, New York 10043
    I can’t wait to start using it so please overnight at receivers expense.
    Thanks,
    Vik

  12. 12
    Posted by spoonie luv | March 5, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    BGI is passive so not much they can do until C is removed from indices

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    how long does the delisting process take?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    still a buck overpriced

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    @5 – This web site expressly prohibits the improper use of quotation marks. Please kill yourself.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    @13
    been following the news much?
    “NYSE Relaxes Listing Rules Until June as Stocks Slump”
    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aEErPHtEstzE&refer=news

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    “guest” is great. I want “guest” to run all my money.
    David Swensen
    Yale University

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    @9 – you forgot to list US Treasury among the major holders.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    My President is wack. The market’s in the poo. And I’ll be goddamn if the banks aren’t too.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    Let’s get the pain over with. Nationalize these fuckers over the weekend. We might as well die moving forward.
    As my father told his soldiers at Omaha beach – “Don’t die on the beach, get off the beach and die.”

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    This is great news. The Taxpayers have another nice tax writeoff this year…..what?….we can’t even write off the losses on our taxes!!! You Mother F……rs……

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    “The fundamentals of the economy are strong”- John McCain

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    “Hi, V. Pandit, this is Prince Alaweed. Expect an iminent ass beating.”

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    Who wants to go play Bridge?

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    is it bad of me to feel upset because C just went up over $1…?

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    @22, they were until the pinko prez let everybody know he wasn’t joking about pursing the same policies FDR used to keep us in the swamp for a full decade.

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    @26 – yeah man, it totally sucked when Obama’s fiscal stimulus plan directly caused the credit crisis, the subprime mortgage crash, and the bankruptcies of AIG, Lehman, Bear Stearns, and Enron. What a commie.,

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    @19 well played….young

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    Guest, you win … you always do.
    - RG (a.k.a. 8==D~~)

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    @27…Obama had a chance to take a different road. He chose the FDR bullet train taking the country no where.
    Obamas ideas are great!
    raise taxes across the board
    remove real estate tax credits
    follow the Bush, Paulson, Bernanke, failed policies.
    @27…you are a D’bag of epic proportions

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    #30, let’s be fair now. Taxes are only going to be raised for those rich sons-of-bitches that are already in the top 2% income bracket. Who cares if they already pay 60% of all taxes? Success deserves to be punished. As for the bottom 40% income bracket that don’t pay any tax, they will continue to see their lives subsidized. They, after all, deserve to be rewarded for their abject uselessness and failure. Duh.
    8==D~~

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    so what do i win?

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    …a Miss Cleo appears…
    “Good afternoon child, I’s still giving da good advice down ‘ere in sunny Florida. In fact da nice jew man came ‘ere and said he would ne’er lose my hard earned dollars and i do the same for you”

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    I stopped into the 99 cent store on Fairfax, and they had a decent supply of C stock certificates. That should probably get reported to the SEC, which is a few blocks away, cuz the cashiers didn’t have their series 7′s.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    Is Johnnie’s still there? Maybe they can rent Vik out for photo shoots too.

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    Somebody send an SMS to Prince Alwaleed’s Lambo SUV letting him know ‘it’s time to dollar cost avg down’

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    Haaa chu…I feel a massive reverse stock split frenzy coming on in the banking sector.

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