Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:08PM

Why aren't uncle ben and timmaay smiling?

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:10PM

bernanke: I'm with stupid.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:21PM

bernanke looks like the medical examiner from CSI Vegas

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/images/csi_8/CSI-Dr-Al-Robbins.jpg

maybe bruckenheimer can bring ben on as the new Grissom

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:22PM

The Pres having the big happy-O!
(where's Timmay's left hand?)

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:22PM

"Now I will drink this glass of water and Tim will present my.. err. HIS bank bailout plan."

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:27PM

Thank you. I'd like to ask you gentlemen to all stand up.

I'd like to ask you to place your left hand on the shoulder of the man to yor left. I would now ask you to place your right hand in the coat pocket of the member to your right and empty the contents of those pockets onto the table.

Thank you.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:29PM

Two college professors, an elf and a lesbian walk into a boardroom...

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:30PM

When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:33PM

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:35PM

{mumbling out of the corners of their mouths, in unison] "... I have no idea what I am doing....."

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:35PM

"If I have to hear one more dumb joke about my frikken taxes... Yuck it up, Barry. Really? You still think it's funny? Jerkoff."

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:36PM

The Human Torch, Mr. Fantastic, The Thing, and Invisible Woman

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:39PM

(Thought bubble over Bernanke's head...)

"Fucking Siena!!!"

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:40PM

Timmy looks like he knows that he is in over his head, Barry O' looks like he is just realizing that he is too and Ben looks like he is trying to hide the fact that the lady next to him has her hand on his leg.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:42PM

Timmah!

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:44PM

The 40 Year Old Virgins

TRB

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:45PM

Tuesday, Mar 23.

7:30 Channel 2 - Doogie Howser, Treasury Secretary.

This week, Doogie visits his friends Barack and Ben during Spring Break in Washington, D.C.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:45PM

You each have 30 seconds to earn your spot in Oval Gangbangers 4

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:46PM

"Have you seen my baseball?"

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:47PM

"It's the f*cking Canina Wine Mixer"

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:48PM

@7 - I love the Trading Places reference.

Billy Ray: Sounds like you guys a couple of bookies......

Mortimer Duke: I told you he would understand.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:49PM

T Geith: "The train line ends to the right."

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:52PM

Hey everyone LETS GO BOWLING !! yaaaaaa

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:52PM

Edit #21:

"It's the f*cking Cantina Wine Mixer"

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:55PM

Who wants a mustache ride?

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:56PM

"OK, everyone hold their poses for the Obamanation bobble head dolls. One free with each toxic asset participation note." Homogenized Mud

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:58PM

Meet the Fuckers

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:58PM

"OK, everyone hold their poses for the Obamanation bobble head dolls. One free with each toxic asset participation note." Homogenized Mud

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:58PM

"Holy sh..."
"Shirts and Pants! Holy Shirts and Pants. It's a little corny and obvious, but what do you get out of being subtle, right? I mean, someone's gotta pay for lap dances for the big guy."

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:01PM

edit #'s 21 and 26

its the fuckin CATALINA wine mixer

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:02PM

"OK, everyone hold their poses for the Obamanation bobble head dolls. One free with each toxic asset participation note." Homogenized Mud

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:03PM

You sure got a purdy mouth!!!

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:06PM

Looks like I picked the right week to start sniffing glue

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:06PM

@13 wins!

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:14PM

That Rumplemintz cooler sure was a good idea

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:14PM

Obama:Yes bitch, take that shit off. And then suck Geithner off. Yes Yes!

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:17PM

"Give me back that filet-o-fish! Give me that Fish!"

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:21PM

@8 winner

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:22PM

These little blue pills are the SHIZZY!

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:24PM

Gang of Four

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:25PM

"I'm here for the gangbang."

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:27PM

what is george washington in the painting thinking?

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:29PM

Who broke the wind? Fess up.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:38PM

There is a perfect inverse correlation between understanding of the situation and smile size. That's not a good sign.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:40PM

Bernanke: Oh great. No under-the-table oral for the guy with the beard, is that it? Fuckers. I'll crash the economy again just to spite you.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:43PM

My smile tells you how much I know about the problems ahead.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:43PM

The bigger the smile the less you understand about the situation

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:47PM

Smile size has a strong correlation to job security.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:53PM

Yeah you look at the O-man go, see how I dunk that ball, you cracker mother fuckers.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 4:57PM

This is me and Michelle skiing, and here is one of me by the lake with the kids...

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:00PM

Crack is whack!

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:07PM

What you're hired for, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:08PM

Bernanke: If this works, SheBair will get my job, not Timmay's... damn it.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:18PM

That's his O face.

:)

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:20PM

My portfolio has a higher alpha than Kenny's!

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:24PM

I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful...

I forget the rest...

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:32PM

"Yes, I am The Man, and Deez Iz Mah Bitches!"

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:35PM

God, I hate blind dates.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:46PM

And people used to worry about Reagan taking a nap in the afternoon

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:54PM

@8 = WINNER

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 5:55PM

Anyone but me speaks and the Secret Service shoots to kill

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 6:01PM

The four Socialists of the Apocalypse

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 6:04PM

@66 here

I realize that should be Frank, Pelosi, Reid and Obama. However this is what we have to work with today.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 6:08PM

Monkey in the middle...

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 6:18PM

@8 hands down winner

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 6:37PM

When famed photographer Raphael Mazzucco turned on the wind machine, Tim knew it was his time to shine.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 6:41PM

smile if you're nailing mrs bernanke.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 7:14PM

Well, boys, it worked. We've killed capitalism.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 7:26PM

Foreheads....going, going, gone...

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 7:29PM

Timmy told me if I nutted in his mouth he would hold it inside the whole meeting, and I bet him a $100 he couldn't do it!

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 7:32PM

I wonder if the house will figure out that all the AIG bail out money went to Goldman Sachs, I hope not because I told Paulson I would keep that quiet.

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 8:01PM

Sorry @8. We have a new winner: @71

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 8:13PM

Obama: It's unbelievable that he's able to blow me while still sitting at the table.

Tim: It really is...

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 9:47PM

@ 80

dont you mean USSA - United Socialist States of America. Your use of the word Soviet is incorrect. you're excused if you are drunk, which i presume you are, eh mick?

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 9:53PM

Tim found out after the conferrence that Barack was using Enzite

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 9:54PM

Tim found out after the conferrence that Barack was using Enzite

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 10:56PM

Happy days are here again!

Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 11:02PM

They look like they're watching Josephine Baker.

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 12:17AM

Obama - Oh yes Timmy you found the right spot.

Bernie - This guy took my bitch.

Tim - This guy takes after his grandmother's side of the family.

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 12:24AM

Circle Jerk: Messiah-Style!

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 12:54AM

@44 well put.

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 5:38AM

Mission Accomplished

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 9:45AM

Thass Right! Head Nigga in CHARGE, thass what I said. Now where's my Courvosier Bitches?

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 10:34AM

It doesn't matter what angle you look at him from, Ben Bernanke always looks fuzzy.

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 10:41AM

We're not (credit) worthy

bl

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 11:41AM

Journalist whispering into another journalist's ear:
"There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks and thinks everyone can get along. Pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. Dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through; they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But dicks also fuck assholes; assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. If dicks wouldn’t fuck assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:03PM

BB, your being replaced by summers

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:41PM

i can haz unprecedented powerz now?

Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 5:06PM

Leninism in action...

Throwing the Cold War to the Soviets, 20 years after the fact...