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say (government) cheese, b1tches! remember “we” won.
bear market rallies, that’s the kind of hope you can believe in!
Why aren’t uncle ben and timmaay smiling?
bernanke: I’m with stupid.
bernanke looks like the medical examiner from CSI Vegas
http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/images/csi_8/CSI-Dr-Al-Robbins.jpg
maybe bruckenheimer can bring ben on as the new Grissom
The Pres having the big happy-O!
(where’s Timmay’s left hand?)
“Now I will drink this glass of water and Tim will present my.. err. HIS bank bailout plan.”
Thank you. I’d like to ask you gentlemen to all stand up.
I’d like to ask you to place your left hand on the shoulder of the man to yor left. I would now ask you to place your right hand in the coat pocket of the member to your right and empty the contents of those pockets onto the table.
Thank you.
Two college professors, an elf and a lesbian walk into a boardroom…
When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.
My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
{mumbling out of the corners of their mouths, in unison] “… I have no idea what I am doing…..”
“If I have to hear one more dumb joke about my frikken taxes… Yuck it up, Barry. Really? You still think it’s funny? Jerkoff.”
The Human Torch, Mr. Fantastic, The Thing, and Invisible Woman
(Thought bubble over Bernanke’s head…)
“Fucking Siena!!!”
Timmy looks like he knows that he is in over his head, Barry O’ looks like he is just realizing that he is too and Ben looks like he is trying to hide the fact that the lady next to him has her hand on his leg.
Tuesday, Mar 23.
7:30 Channel 2 – Doogie Howser, Treasury Secretary.
This week, Doogie visits his friends Barack and Ben during Spring Break in Washington, D.C.
You each have 30 seconds to earn your spot in Oval Gangbangers 4
“Have you seen my baseball?”
“It’s the f*cking Canina Wine Mixer”
@7 – I love the Trading Places reference.
Billy Ray: Sounds like you guys a couple of bookies……
Mortimer Duke: I told you he would understand.
I guess Ben is the odd-man-out on this circle-jerk
T Geith: “The train line ends to the right.”
Hey everyone LETS GO BOWLING !! yaaaaaa
Edit #21:
“It’s the f*cking Cantina Wine Mixer”
Who wants a mustache ride?
“OK, everyone hold their poses for the Obamanation bobble head dolls. One free with each toxic asset participation note.” Homogenized Mud
Meet the Fuckers
“OK, everyone hold their poses for the Obamanation bobble head dolls. One free with each toxic asset participation note.” Homogenized Mud
“Holy sh…”
“Shirts and Pants! Holy Shirts and Pants. It’s a little corny and obvious, but what do you get out of being subtle, right? I mean, someone’s gotta pay for lap dances for the big guy.”
edit #’s 21 and 26
its the fuckin CATALINA wine mixer
“OK, everyone hold their poses for the Obamanation bobble head dolls. One free with each toxic asset participation note.” Homogenized Mud
You sure got a purdy mouth!!!
Looks like I picked the right week to start sniffing glue
@13 wins!
@36 – 13 is that you?
That Rumplemintz cooler sure was a good idea
Obama:Yes bitch, take that shit off. And then suck Geithner off. Yes Yes!
“Give me back that filet-o-fish! Give me that Fish!”
@8 winner
“Ben look at the camera, we can go double or nothing on bowling with the Special Olympics kids later”
These little blue pills are the SHIZZY!
Gang of Four
“I’m here for the gangbang.”
what is george washington in the painting thinking?
Who broke the wind? Fess up.
There is a perfect inverse correlation between understanding of the situation and smile size. That’s not a good sign.
Bernanke: Oh great. No under-the-table oral for the guy with the beard, is that it? Fuckers. I’ll crash the economy again just to spite you.
My smile tells you how much I know about the problems ahead.
The bigger the smile the less you understand about the situation
Smile size has a strong correlation to job security.
Yeah you look at the O-man go, see how I dunk that ball, you cracker mother fuckers.
This is me and Michelle skiing, and here is one of me by the lake with the kids…
Crack is whack!
What you’re hired for, is to help us… does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to… FUCK-US-UP… to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living… You fairy. You company man.
Bernanke: If this works, SheBair will get my job, not Timmay’s… damn it.
That’s his O face.
:)
My portfolio has a higher alpha than Kenny’s!
I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful…
I forget the rest…
“Yes, I am The Man, and Deez Iz Mah Bitches!”
God, I hate blind dates.
And people used to worry about Reagan taking a nap in the afternoon
@8 = WINNER
Anyone but me speaks and the Secret Service shoots to kill
The four Socialists of the Apocalypse
@66 here
I realize that should be Frank, Pelosi, Reid and Obama. However this is what we have to work with today.
Monkey in the middle…
@8 hands down winner
When famed photographer Raphael Mazzucco turned on the wind machine, Tim knew it was his time to shine.
smile if you’re nailing mrs bernanke.
“Keep smiling, Mr. President. The check won’t clear until next Tuesday and by then we might have a plan.”
Well, boys, it worked. We’ve killed capitalism.
Foreheads….going, going, gone…
Timmy told me if I nutted in his mouth he would hold it inside the whole meeting, and I bet him a $100 he couldn’t do it!
I wonder if the house will figure out that all the AIG bail out money went to Goldman Sachs, I hope not because I told Paulson I would keep that quiet.
The White House Vegetable Garden
Sorry @8. We have a new winner: @71
Obama: It’s unbelievable that he’s able to blow me while still sitting at the table.
Tim: It really is…
Comrades – You will give 120% of all household wealth to Me the Grand Ruler of the United Soviet Socialist States of America or Mr. Cuomo will be calling!
@ 80
dont you mean USSA – United Socialist States of America. Your use of the word Soviet is incorrect. you’re excused if you are drunk, which i presume you are, eh mick?
Tim found out after the conferrence that Barack was using Enzite
Tim found out after the conferrence that Barack was using Enzite
Happy days are here again!
They look like they’re watching Josephine Baker.
“Wow, Bernanke’s head DOES reflect light half-way across the room!”
Obama – Oh yes Timmy you found the right spot.
Bernie – This guy took my bitch.
Tim – This guy takes after his grandmother’s side of the family.
Circle Jerk: Messiah-Style!
@44 well put.
Mission Accomplished
Thass Right! Head Nigga in CHARGE, thass what I said. Now where’s my Courvosier Bitches?
It doesn’t matter what angle you look at him from, Ben Bernanke always looks fuzzy.
We’re not (credit) worthy
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Journalist whispering into another journalist’s ear:
“There’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies don’t like dicks and thinks everyone can get along. Pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. Dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through; they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But dicks also fuck assholes; assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. If dicks wouldn’t fuck assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”
BB, your being replaced by summers
i can haz unprecedented powerz now?
Leninism in action…
Throwing the Cold War to the Soviets, 20 years after the fact…
Goddamn, that American Idol is a great show…. So what were you saying about the stimulus package?
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