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  1. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 23, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    say (government) cheese, b1tches! remember “we” won.
    bear market rallies, that’s the kind of hope you can believe in!

  2. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Why aren’t uncle ben and timmaay smiling?

  3. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    bernanke: I’m with stupid.

  4. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    bernanke looks like the medical examiner from CSI Vegas
    http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/images/csi_8/CSI-Dr-Al-Robbins.jpg
    maybe bruckenheimer can bring ben on as the new Grissom

  5. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    The Pres having the big happy-O!
    (where’s Timmay’s left hand?)

  6. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    “Now I will drink this glass of water and Tim will present my.. err. HIS bank bailout plan.”

  7. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    Thank you. I’d like to ask you gentlemen to all stand up.
    I’d like to ask you to place your left hand on the shoulder of the man to yor left. I would now ask you to place your right hand in the coat pocket of the member to your right and empty the contents of those pockets onto the table.
    Thank you.

  8. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    Two college professors, an elf and a lesbian walk into a boardroom…

  9. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.

  10. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

  11. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    {mumbling out of the corners of their mouths, in unison] “… I have no idea what I am doing…..”

  12. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    “If I have to hear one more dumb joke about my frikken taxes… Yuck it up, Barry. Really? You still think it’s funny? Jerkoff.”

  13. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    The Human Torch, Mr. Fantastic, The Thing, and Invisible Woman

  14. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    (Thought bubble over Bernanke’s head…)
    “Fucking Siena!!!”

  15. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    Timmy looks like he knows that he is in over his head, Barry O’ looks like he is just realizing that he is too and Ben looks like he is trying to hide the fact that the lady next to him has her hand on his leg.

  16. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    Tuesday, Mar 23.
    7:30 Channel 2 – Doogie Howser, Treasury Secretary.
    This week, Doogie visits his friends Barack and Ben during Spring Break in Washington, D.C.

  17. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    You each have 30 seconds to earn your spot in Oval Gangbangers 4

  18. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    “Have you seen my baseball?”

  19. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    “It’s the f*cking Canina Wine Mixer”

  20. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    @7 – I love the Trading Places reference.
    Billy Ray: Sounds like you guys a couple of bookies……
    Mortimer Duke: I told you he would understand.

  21. Posted by Anal_yst | March 23, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    I guess Ben is the odd-man-out on this circle-jerk

  22. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    T Geith: “The train line ends to the right.”

  23. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Hey everyone LETS GO BOWLING !! yaaaaaa

  24. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Edit #21:
    “It’s the f*cking Cantina Wine Mixer”

  25. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Who wants a mustache ride?

  26. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    “OK, everyone hold their poses for the Obamanation bobble head dolls. One free with each toxic asset participation note.” Homogenized Mud

  27. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    Meet the Fuckers

  28. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    “OK, everyone hold their poses for the Obamanation bobble head dolls. One free with each toxic asset participation note.” Homogenized Mud

  29. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    “Holy sh…”
    “Shirts and Pants! Holy Shirts and Pants. It’s a little corny and obvious, but what do you get out of being subtle, right? I mean, someone’s gotta pay for lap dances for the big guy.”

  30. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    edit #’s 21 and 26
    its the fuckin CATALINA wine mixer

  31. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    “OK, everyone hold their poses for the Obamanation bobble head dolls. One free with each toxic asset participation note.” Homogenized Mud

  32. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    You sure got a purdy mouth!!!

  33. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    Looks like I picked the right week to start sniffing glue

  34. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    @13 wins!

  35. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 23, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    @36 – 13 is that you?

  36. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    That Rumplemintz cooler sure was a good idea

  37. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    Obama:Yes bitch, take that shit off. And then suck Geithner off. Yes Yes!

  38. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    “Give me back that filet-o-fish! Give me that Fish!”

  39. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    @8 winner

  40. Posted by Formerly FEPWJ | March 23, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    “Ben look at the camera, we can go double or nothing on bowling with the Special Olympics kids later”

  41. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    These little blue pills are the SHIZZY!

  42. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    Gang of Four

  43. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    “I’m here for the gangbang.”

  44. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    what is george washington in the painting thinking?

  45. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Who broke the wind? Fess up.

  46. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    There is a perfect inverse correlation between understanding of the situation and smile size. That’s not a good sign.

  47. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    Bernanke: Oh great. No under-the-table oral for the guy with the beard, is that it? Fuckers. I’ll crash the economy again just to spite you.

  48. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    My smile tells you how much I know about the problems ahead.

  49. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    The bigger the smile the less you understand about the situation

  50. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    Smile size has a strong correlation to job security.

  51. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    Yeah you look at the O-man go, see how I dunk that ball, you cracker mother fuckers.

  52. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    This is me and Michelle skiing, and here is one of me by the lake with the kids…

  53. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    Crack is whack!

  54. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    What you’re hired for, is to help us… does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to… FUCK-US-UP… to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living… You fairy. You company man.

  55. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    Bernanke: If this works, SheBair will get my job, not Timmay’s… damn it.

  56. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    That’s his O face.
    :)

  57. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    My portfolio has a higher alpha than Kenny’s!

  58. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful…
    I forget the rest…

  59. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    “Yes, I am The Man, and Deez Iz Mah Bitches!”

  60. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    God, I hate blind dates.

  61. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    And people used to worry about Reagan taking a nap in the afternoon

  62. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    @8 = WINNER

  63. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    Anyone but me speaks and the Secret Service shoots to kill

  64. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 6:01 PM

    The four Socialists of the Apocalypse

  65. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    @66 here
    I realize that should be Frank, Pelosi, Reid and Obama. However this is what we have to work with today.

  66. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    Monkey in the middle…

  67. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    @8 hands down winner

  68. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 6:37 PM

    When famed photographer Raphael Mazzucco turned on the wind machine, Tim knew it was his time to shine.

  69. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 6:41 PM

    smile if you’re nailing mrs bernanke.

  70. Posted by StillNoCouch | March 23, 2009 at 7:01 PM

    “Keep smiling, Mr. President. The check won’t clear until next Tuesday and by then we might have a plan.”

  71. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    Well, boys, it worked. We’ve killed capitalism.

  72. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    Foreheads….going, going, gone…

  73. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    Timmy told me if I nutted in his mouth he would hold it inside the whole meeting, and I bet him a $100 he couldn’t do it!

  74. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    I wonder if the house will figure out that all the AIG bail out money went to Goldman Sachs, I hope not because I told Paulson I would keep that quiet.

  75. Posted by ajani | March 23, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    The White House Vegetable Garden

  76. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 8:01 PM

    Sorry @8. We have a new winner: @71

  77. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    Obama: It’s unbelievable that he’s able to blow me while still sitting at the table.
    Tim: It really is…

  78. Posted by jmrshaughnessy | March 23, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    Comrades – You will give 120% of all household wealth to Me the Grand Ruler of the United Soviet Socialist States of America or Mr. Cuomo will be calling!

  79. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 9:47 PM

    @ 80
    dont you mean USSA – United Socialist States of America. Your use of the word Soviet is incorrect. you’re excused if you are drunk, which i presume you are, eh mick?

  80. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 9:53 PM

    Tim found out after the conferrence that Barack was using Enzite

  81. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 9:54 PM

    Tim found out after the conferrence that Barack was using Enzite

  82. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    Happy days are here again!

  83. Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    They look like they’re watching Josephine Baker.

  84. Posted by queen_of_the_VIX | March 24, 2009 at 12:03 AM

    “Wow, Bernanke’s head DOES reflect light half-way across the room!”

  85. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 12:17 AM

    Obama – Oh yes Timmy you found the right spot.
    Bernie – This guy took my bitch.
    Tim – This guy takes after his grandmother’s side of the family.

  86. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 12:24 AM

    Circle Jerk: Messiah-Style!

  87. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    @44 well put.

  88. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 5:38 AM

    Mission Accomplished

  89. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    Thass Right! Head Nigga in CHARGE, thass what I said. Now where’s my Courvosier Bitches?

  90. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    It doesn’t matter what angle you look at him from, Ben Bernanke always looks fuzzy.

  91. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    We’re not (credit) worthy
    bl

  92. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    Journalist whispering into another journalist’s ear:
    “There’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies don’t like dicks and thinks everyone can get along. Pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. Dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through; they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But dicks also fuck assholes; assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. If dicks wouldn’t fuck assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”

  93. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    BB, your being replaced by summers

  94. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    i can haz unprecedented powerz now?

  95. Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    Leninism in action…
    Throwing the Cold War to the Soviets, 20 years after the fact…

  96. Posted by swarthur | March 26, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    Goddamn, that American Idol is a great show…. So what were you saying about the stimulus package?

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