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Gerry Pasciucco, head of AIG’s Financial Products division. [via Gawker]
Some of them are hipster douchebags!

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  1. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    Please remove that picture of my father. He was going through a rough patch and knew not the error of his ways.
    jefferies analyst

  2. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    Somehow, still less douchey than Jamie Dimon in a turtleneck.

  3. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    too gue, didn’t vara

  4. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Mojitos and irony – both delicious.
    He’s clearly joking. The pocket square gives it away.

  5. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    @2- no.

  6. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    Wasn’t he the one hired to untangle this whole mess?
    I think this is the guy you are looking for:
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/21/article-0-02B4D38E00000578-105_233×695.jpg

  7. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    @2, Also less douchy than Winkelried with dreadlocks. What a douchebag winkie is.

  8. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    Hitler boxers are the new killin it.

  9. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    what a jabroni. commies aren’t cool.

  10. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    In Soviet Russia, CDS contracts hedge you.

  11. Posted by PatrickBateman | March 17, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    I can’t take the irony! Haha. Any capitalist that wears a Che shirt clearly doesn’t know their history. The man was a murderer for crying out loud….

  12. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    @9- do you know what a jabroni is? charlie gasparino could be referred to as a jabroni, this guy, not so much.

  13. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Take off the glasses, put on a commie berea, and dou-che looks like Che… I am just sayin

  14. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    I’m a hipster. I have a trust fund. I cast aside all those things you aspire towards. But, you’ll never have them, because bankers are too gauche.

  15. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    Short term compensation for long term failure/who cares, the mantra of ‘modern’ finance. I wonder what post-modernism will look like via the long arm of the law, the Chinese are probably there anyways, what with ridiculous state overhangs in their stok mkt.

  16. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    Why am I not surprised. Oh, because AIG employees think that they are entitled to everything!

  17. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    The KGB waits for noone!

  18. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    maybe his whole scheme was to destroy capitalism from the inside? Che would be proud!

  19. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    My kid wears this shirt…seemed cool, so I got one too.

  20. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    here is the full pic………
    http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:zBOiTXcNgrcJ:www.fairfieldcountylook.com/gallery.php%3Fid%3D7+Gerry+Pasciucco&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
    And his Wife……….not attractive, big surprise
    For you jr. bankers hoping all this work will lead to ladies…..
    this is what your toiling for…even the young ones are canines
    This is Belle Haven the cream of the crop; hate to see what entry level/border greenwich parties look like

  21. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    he is a former MS vice chair
    here is the full pic………
    http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:zBOiTXcNgrcJ:www.fairfieldcountylook.com/gallery.php%3Fid%3D7+Gerry+Pasciucco&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
    And his Wife……….not attractive, big surprise
    For you jr. bankers hoping all this work will lead to ladies…..
    this is what your toiling for…even the young ones are canines
    This is Belle Haven the cream of the crop; hate to see what entry level/border greenwich parties look like

  22. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    Where the FUCK were the regulators? This guy exploited a loophole in the law – should we be mad at the people who didn’t close that loophole? CDS regulation should have been as obvious then as it is now.

  23. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    @12- Dwayne Johnson thinks you’re a jabroni.

  24. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    I’ll say i’m sorry, but i’m not taking off my glasses.
    -That Aussie Kid.

  25. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    I’d rather be poor than have to look like that………..

  26. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    Warren, derivatives aren’t financial weapons of mass destruction, I am.

  27. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Let’s finish a long day of St. Patty’s drinking on Wall St.
    What would happen???

  28. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    Caution!!!
    Sharp Left Turn Up Ahead

  29. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    If the DOD has any napalm left it should be deployed in Greenwich. What a hideous looking group of people at that party.

  30. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Quit complaining…no one will ever do anything about any of this (especially not Obama). Go find a way to claim disability and have a nice life.

  31. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 6:34 PM

    What a dope! He’s wearing a shirt that idolizes a murdering communist bastard!
    This guys is as clueless as a BofA analyst.

  32. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 8:04 PM

    The irony of the photo…
    How much do you want to bet he dodged the draft? (Assuming he was old enough)
    I’m with Grassley that he should off himself. Maybe we should deport him to Cuba with with Revolucion buddies.

  33. Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 9:33 PM

    @7
    No way.
    1. Winks is the man
    2. Idolizing a man known for the execution and torture of prisoners because he is somehow “romantic” is exponentially more douche.
    3. If he IS joking he did a poor job. I would have expected him to go way over the top. His outfit is nowhere near the level it should be if he were joking.

  34. Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    nobody here appreciates the real beauty of Che shirts
    we took an anti-capitalist…put his image on a 10cent shirt made in china and sold millions of them for 20 bucks
    capitalizing on his anti-capitalism
    thats why he’s wearing it…its the ultimate diss on Che

  35. Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    nobody here appreciates the real beauty of Che shirts
    we took an anti-capitalist…put his image on a 10cent shirt made in china and sold millions of them for 20 bucks
    capitalizing on his anti-capitalism
    thats why he’s wearing it…its the ultimate diss on Che

  36. Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    Not that anyone would want to be fair on this snarky site, but there was a “dress Cuban” theme to this charity event. The Che t-shirt was clearly done in reference to that.

  37. Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    @36-um, bull shit.

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