• 04 Mar 2009 at 4:08 PM

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The B-man celebrates New Year’s Eve on a yacht, 2005. [VF]

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    1. 1
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:09 PM

      “don’t be taking me Lucky Charms”!

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:10 PM

      naughty naughty

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:12 PM

      “Suck my Ponzi, bitch.”

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:12 PM

      Ruth you dirty whore get your ass over here

    5. 5
      Posted by Yann_Itor | March 4, 2009 at 4:12 PM

      Weren’t you in Saved By The Bell ?

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:12 PM

      No fish? Clearly a fake.

    7. 7
      Posted by Investorcluzo | March 4, 2009 at 4:13 PM

      really? a cheap throw away camera (on table to the right)? c’mon, billion dollar ponzi scheme and the guy splurge for a nice digital job?

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:15 PM

      @7 The Jew is strong in this one

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:16 PM

      Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won’t live through the night!

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:17 PM

      “I’m pitching a tent”

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:18 PM

      Lemonparty bitches!

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:20 PM

      He looks like a deranged little leprachaun- a funny little fairy…Quick grab him and force him to tell us where his pot of gold is buried

    13. 13
      Posted by merkin capital partners | March 4, 2009 at 4:23 PM

      What are going to do tonight Brain? The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to bankrupt the jews.

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:28 PM

      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, Too-ra-loo-ra-li,
      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral,
      Hush now don’t you cry!
      Too-ra-ra-loo-ral, Too-ra-loo-ra-li,
      Too-ra-loo-ra-ra-loo-ral,
      Thats an Irish lul-la-by
      (Sing it Bing)

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:28 PM

      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, Too-ra-loo-ra-li,
      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral,
      Hush now don’t you cry!
      Too-ra-ra-loo-ral, Too-ra-loo-ra-li,
      Too-ra-loo-ra-ra-loo-ral,
      Thats an Irish lul-la-by
      (Sing it Bing)

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:28 PM

      I fucked them all.

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:30 PM

      Check out the jew fur on his arms…

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:31 PM

      You sure that’s not Ben Stein?

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:32 PM

      CNBC Separated at Birth?
      http://thereformedbroker.com/2009/03/04/cnbc-separated-at-birth/

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:34 PM

      Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I’m doing. Here, they’re giving me awards.

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:38 PM

      Caption: “I wish Trump would invite some women over when he want to “role play”.

    22. 22
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:41 PM

      Back up job: Obese Notre Dame Fighting Irish Mascot.

    23. 23
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:42 PM

      Back up job: Obese Notre Dame Fighting Irish Mascot.

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:44 PM

      “Hey Ruth, doesn’t this Clark guy host a game show about pyramid schemes or something? Let’s give him a call Monday….”

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:45 PM

      Too bad Viagra doesn’t work for the market…

    26. 26
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:47 PM

      “sorry, but people would question if i was spending on a digital camera.”

    27. 27
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:48 PM

      I’m rich bitch!

    28. 28
      Posted by Tahoe | March 4, 2009 at 4:51 PM

      gee, my hemmoroids are really flaring up today. why is this yacht furniture so damn colourful AND unfcomfortable, didn’t they hear me when I asked for black and white and shades of grey. Ruth, can you get me another tube of preparation H, oh and another “Flaming Asswipe” (yes it actually is a drink….)

    29. 29
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:51 PM

      “Big day today! Have to decide how much to tell the suckers they made last year”

    30. 30
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:52 PM

      “Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man.”

    31. 31
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:53 PM

      “Alright… who here is into golden showers?”

    32. 32
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:56 PM

      I wonder if he’ll keep that smug look on his face in Hell.

    33. 33
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:57 PM

      @33 call me.

    34. 34
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:57 PM

      I’m running a $50Bn Ponzi scheme and all I got for Hanukkah was this lousy hat. WTF ruth?

    35. 35
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 4:58 PM

      “I’m running a $50Bn Ponzi scheme and all I got for Hanukkah was this lousy hat. WTF Ruth?”

    36. 36
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:02 PM

      Props to 32 for the TBL reference!!

    37. 37
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:05 PM

      Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

    38. 38
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:07 PM

      “Me, get caught? That’s what a fool believes…”

    39. 39
      Posted by Anal_yst | March 4, 2009 at 5:16 PM

      That is the gayest “i’m watching a awesome/gross/incredible striptease (etc) and trying not to smile like a tool” face I’ve ever seen.

    40. 40
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:28 PM

      I thought I was clear- no tattoos or bruises

    41. 41
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:32 PM

      Well Ruth I’ll tell you, scammings not a sport, it’s a way of life, you know, a hobby. It’s a way of looking at that money and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!”

    42. 42
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:35 PM

      Happy Jew Year!!

    43. 43
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:37 PM

      “Ass Clown”

    44. 44
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:39 PM

      Seriously…
      Is this guy still alive? I can’t imagine he lasts very long when people get their SIPC proceeds and finally have enough benjies to get a hit man. This is $50 billion dollars.
      Countries have been destroyed for less.

    45. 45
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:43 PM

      Mark? Andrew? This is a right of passage I have to know you are with me.

    46. 46
      Posted by trojan | March 4, 2009 at 5:46 PM

      are his legs shaved? the front one is so smooth you could do a rail off it

    47. 47
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:52 PM

      Wake up, will ya pal? If you’re not inside, you’re outside, OK? And I’m not talking a $400,000 a year working Wall Street stiff flying first class and being comfortable, I’m talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars buddy. A player, or nothing. Now you had what it took to get into my office; The real question is whether you got what it takes to stay.

    48. 48
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 5:55 PM

      “Ha, suckers…..”

    49. 49
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 6:00 PM

      Did you make Spitzer wear the hat too?

    50. 50
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 6:02 PM

      Who needs golden parachutes when I’ve got this bitchin’ hat?!

    51. 51
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 6:04 PM

      “My Snuggie matches this swell hat.”

    52. 52
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 6:11 PM

      ML suing DB over banker raid
      email smoking gun
      http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=azNUQ2me57rk&refer=home

    53. 53
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 6:21 PM

      FYI,
      There are jobs out there. I just got hired by Warburg Pincus, I thought I had no chance as I don’t even have a PE background really, but I got lucky. So keep your heads up.

    54. 54
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 6:22 PM

      FYI,
      There are jobs out there. I just got hired by Warburg Pincus, I thought I had no chance as I don’t even have a PE background really, but I got lucky. So keep your heads up.

    55. 55
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 7:02 PM

      Oops, I crapped my pants!

    56. 56
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 7:23 PM

      @56
      This your new manager at warburg pincus, please stop by my office so we can chat about your internet usage
      TRB

    57. 57
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 7:30 PM

      @49 You are my God

    58. 58
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 7:36 PM

      As Roger Stamford massages Maddy’s right foot, Burn-dog gazes adoringly into Roger’s eyes as he recounts the various investment opportunities of Caribbean islands.

    59. 59
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 7:51 PM

      robin williams arms.

    60. 60
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 8:32 PM

      Eh, 1,439 more days…then I pull the cord.

    61. 61
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 8:39 PM

      “Doing hard time”
      Also, is that a disposable camera on the table next to him? Cheap ass.

    62. 62
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 8:56 PM

      “not one of you pussies i ripped off – not ONE – has the balls to try and take it out of my hide with a knife or a chainsaw. hell, if i’d known you were all *that* gutless, i’d have sold your kids into slavery and made you watch!
      love, your friend, bernie.”

    63. 63
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 9:08 PM

      “Chillin like a villain”

    64. 64
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 9:21 PM

      “Soon i’ll be celebrating in cell block D, tossing some guy’s salad!”

    65. 65
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 9:43 PM

      Best cameltoe in the business, baby.

    66. 66
      Posted by guest | March 4, 2009 at 11:26 PM

      Hey Ruthie, c’mon over here, I’ve got a pyramid scheme going in my Pants!
      Seriously though, does this hat make my penis look bigger?

    67. 67
      Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 4:22 AM

      Wearing Prada? Shouting “Free will, it is a bitch”? or raising an army of zombies?
      No.
      The world is going so fucked up that even the image of the devil himself is in free fall

    68. 68
      Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 7:17 AM

      Come to Caligula bitches and suck my ponzi…yeah…that’s it

    69. 69
      Posted by Snausages | March 5, 2009 at 8:21 AM

      Prettier cankles you’ve never seen.

    70. 70
      Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 10:32 AM

      Have that wideclops oiled, perfumed and brought to my tent.

    71. 71
      Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 10:55 AM

      “Watch me pull 50 billion dollars out of my hat”

    72. 72
      Posted by guest | March 5, 2009 at 11:09 AM

      Seriously?…You guys say you are here to investigate me…right, and you’re with the SEC? right

    73. 73
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      Oh, cabin boy…

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