Caption Contest
Posted by Equity Private, Mar 24, 2009, 1:06pm
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Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:09PM
Guy in the corner: "Is that they guy from Lord of The Rings?"
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:09PM
No Fiji water? I'm outta here.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:10PM
'Where's my IRA'
Isnt that ripe for a minor photoshop job?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:11PM
Are they wearing the same tie?
Posted by Equity Private , Mar 24, 2009 1:15PM
@4: See tag.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:16PM
Far right pink lady fists herself for beardo.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:16PM
i would like to see a bernanke version of this (http://www.amazon.com/O-J-s-Legal-Pad-Really-Simpsons/dp/0679768831)
Posted by Novice , Mar 24, 2009 1:16PM
@5 Can you get an intern to find out the price and label of the tie?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:17PM
"See, he's got the Blue Book, he's OK."
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:17PM
Sorry I'm late guys...I was in the john putting together vague details for my latest plan...
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:18PM
Dude, Barack just told me with this Treasury Secretary thing I get to hire an INTERN! WOOT!
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:19PM
Sorry I'm late guys...I was in the john working on my latest plan...CRAP...
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:19PM
The Lady with the "Bail Me Out" sign needs some Hormone Replacement Therapy and pronto.
Posted by Garuda , Mar 24, 2009 1:20PM
"Sorry I'm late...I was ordering lunch for the Goldman Sachs trading floor..."
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:20PM
@ pretty sure its brooks bros
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:20PM
@8 pretty sure its brooks bros
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:20PM
@8 pretty sure its brooks bros
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:21PM
Mike McDermott sits down at Teddy KGB's table for final encounter...
"I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea...."
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:22PM
Thanks for inviting us out here today to outline our latest and greatest plan, "plan z"
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:24PM
@14 - Winning so far...
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:24PM
def a from the brooks
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:25PM
Post 12 is the winner
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:25PM
"Hey Ben, check out the tie the guy in the pink just gave me....oh"
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:26PM
Since when did Ace and Gary have any involvement in AIG?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:26PM
Obama cabinet unveils cost-cutting measures to save billions in Washington overhead. Newest initiative includes purchasing businesswear in bulk.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:26PM
Please don't sit next to me, Please don't sit next me,.... Sheit he sitting next to me.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:27PM
effing tighty whities- why couldn't I remember to do laundry so I would have boxers?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:28PM
Seats taken...
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:30PM
Did CNBC just accuse the NY AG of extortion?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:30PM
Geithner's thought: Oh, god not another one of these again...
Bernanke's thought: I can't believe I left Princeton for this shit...
Barney Frank's thought: I would love to penetrate the intern working for that Representative....
Maxine Waters' thought: I'm gonna grill that bearded honky's ass....
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:31PM
What's funny is Ed Libby sent them those ties in a gift basket..
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:31PM
Wow that Geitner has a nice ass...he must work out.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:34PM
If I don't look up maybe he'll go away...
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Mar 24, 2009 1:35PM
"What do I bring to the table? You may have heard of a certain guy: One John Pierpont Morgan, perhaps? Bitter man, rosacea on the nose; however, tremendous determination. I share all three characteristics, Ms. Waters."
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:36PM
http://tinyurl.com/cytblc They have been spending way too much time together. It is "buy one, get the next 30% off".
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:37PM
Brooks Brothers is doing a buy one get the second 30% promo....
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:37PM
Bernanke : "anybody have oil for the Tin Man behind me"
Barney F : "as a matter of fact, I have some handy Ben"
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:42PM
Sorry I am late...Obama said we have to wear these ties.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:44PM
Aww, Congressmen, I think they put gum in my chair.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:44PM
Sit down and shut up...I know you're sore there, but you'll get used to it.
Posted by I am a Dude , Mar 24, 2009 1:45PM
I never realized how messed up Geithner's nose was. I hope its attributed to too much ice hockey.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:45PM
Aww, Congressmen, I think they put gum in my chair. Excuse me Ben, can you check.. is there anything sticking to my pants.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:45PM
#36, there are amazing sales out there.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:47PM
Hey, People! Leave them chicks alone.
Pink Floyd
Posted by I am a Dude , Mar 24, 2009 1:49PM
Is that Vin Deisel at the far left. Good thing they brought in some real wall street criminals for this hearing.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:50PM
"Good, they wore the new uniform tie."
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:55PM
@35 your attention to detail is clearly TARP-worthy
the actual tie is http://tinyurl.com/ddhutg
Posted by Pay It Forward , Mar 24, 2009 1:56PM
TGeith: Sorry I'm late, Ben... I was busy taking it up the ass from Carney @ Clusterstock.
Ben: Again?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:57PM
nice life preserver.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:59PM
Kashkari: Oh, shit! I forgot to wear the tie.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 1:59PM
Thats the problem with Brooks Bros ties (and patterned shirts too) - they're everywhere. I've also been to meetings where someone else had the same tie. Not the end of the world, but slightly goofy.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:00PM
#47, Don't you think they would buy extra long? Also, there is no way to make the picture larger so I am perhaps at a disadvantage. However, wonder if they went shopping together to talk? Either way, it shoudl now be called "the tarp tie".
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:03PM
The pinkos are harmless, but can someone get John Waters out of here?
Posted by Investorcluzo , Mar 24, 2009 2:05PM
sorry I'm late, I was waiting for them to play my theme music. I guess that got cut out of my contract after I signed it...
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:11PM
@48- more like:
TGeith: Sorry I'm late, Ben... I was busy taking it up the ass from Blodget @ Clusterstock. Carney was watching, but he had to pay.
Ben: Again?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:14PM
Hello Marge, I am a new tie wearing
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:15PM
"Where's my job?"
Probably going to someone else because your slacker ass is holding up douchey signs at a congressional hearing.
Posted by FUNdamental , Mar 24, 2009 2:18PM
Tg -- I wouldn't have been late if I could have seized my cab and driven myself here!
Beard -- that's because you'd have crashed the car, sit down and shut up for once.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:28PM
Without the CodePink chicks, the entire hearing would have been seriously boring.
Thanks to the chicks (and to that one angry-looking, pink clown), many of you who otherwise wouldn't have tuned in, paid attention, hoping for a random pink outburst.
TGFD is glad the chicks were there.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:29PM
The dancers are all here. Where's my Pepto? Ben?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:34PM
psssd Ben,
Tomorrow we wear the matching suit, thurs the shoes and shirt. Obama says to slowly put the plan in action...
The bisep arm bands come out monday...its on.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:38PM
"Sorry I'm late... I was blowing Barney Frank in the last stall. That fat little fuck takes *forver* to splooge. SHIT!! No water?!? OH FUCK ME!!"
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:38PM
"Sorry I'm late... I was blowing Barney Frank in the last stall. That fat little fuck takes *forver* to splooge. SHIT!! No water?!? OH FUCK ME!!"
Posted by merkin capital partners , Mar 24, 2009 2:40PM
Fuck my life.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:40PM
"Geithner is too close to Wall Street to look at this financial crisis through the eyes of Main Street," CodePink's Medea Benjamin said. "We need people in charge who will stop paying ‘cash for trash', who will stop socializing losses and privatizing profits. We need to take over the banks and bailout the taxpayers."
"We need TGFD."
For more information and interviews, please call Medea Benjamin at 415-235-6517.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:41PM
Does that lady wear her "Where's my Job" pink life preserver to job interviews?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:45PM
And we're supposed to believe Bear-monkey works for the government because his tie matches...
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:51PM
MCP@#64...
Pardon TGFD's intrusion, but are you posting a caption, or has something happend to you?
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by linkedlinked , Mar 24, 2009 2:53PM
http://interblag.net/ties.jpg
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:55PM
@34
The only things TG brings to the table are 8 sheets of paper and a file folder. Sometimes a pencil.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 2:56PM
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dburge/2009/03/23/hey-barack/
Posted by Pay It Forward , Mar 24, 2009 2:57PM
@55
Touché.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 3:00PM
Tim: "It was him, I swear."
Ben: "I told you that the chimichangas were no good shit for brains!"
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 3:01PM
Your unemployment benefits are your bailout jacko.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Mar 24, 2009 3:02PM
pink poster board: $2.00
black markers: $5.00
fake life jacket: $40.00
second row seats behind the elf and the beard to watch maxine drop some funky financial knowledge…priceless!
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 3:06PM
@53 wins.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 3:14PM
@76 - that you 53? back to the yahoo board with that nonsense.
Posted by Formerly FEPWJ , Mar 24, 2009 3:19PM
"Ass or crotch, ass or crotch...alright let's give beard man a little lovin'"
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 3:22PM
"Give me back that filet-o-fish! Give me that fish!"
Posted by Formerly FEPWJ , Mar 24, 2009 3:22PM
"Ass or crotch, ass or crotch...alright let's give beard man a little lovin'"
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 3:24PM
did anyone see that Lobster? that was one big Lobster
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 3:33PM
I think theres some Lobster in my Filet-o-Fish
Posted by merkin capital partners , Mar 24, 2009 3:39PM
@68 caption...though now that you mention it..
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 3:43PM
to himself (hope the tie is covering up my Ben boner)
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 3:55PM
I hope no one lights a match near my ass.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 4:09PM
Ben, am I paranoid or is that fuckin black guy staring at me?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 4:43PM
Wow your captions suck. ATL commenters would do far better in the first 10-15 comments.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 4:48PM
ATL commenters also stick their dicks in each others' ears, so, it evens out.
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 5:24PM
MCP@#83...
Tell us.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 7:42PM
whats ATL?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 8:49PM
Ben: Where the fuck is the glossary again?
Posted by guest , Mar 24, 2009 9:05PM
@83...TGFD is right. Please share. We are here to listen
Posted by guest , Mar 25, 2009 12:44AM
Geithner: That reminds me. Easter's just around the corner.
Posted by guest , Mar 25, 2009 2:05AM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Posted by guest , Mar 25, 2009 11:36AM
"Where's my JO&C?"
Posted by guest , Mar 30, 2009 9:24AM
Barney Frank: "The matching ties, come on guys, I will let it slide this time, but only because we are in a recession."