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Guy in the corner: “Is that they guy from Lord of The Rings?”
No Fiji water? I’m outta here.
‘Where’s my IRA’
Isnt that ripe for a minor photoshop job?
Are they wearing the same tie?
@4: See tag.
Far right pink lady fists herself for beardo.
i would like to see a bernanke version of this (http://www.amazon.com/O-J-s-Legal-Pad-Really-Simpsons/dp/0679768831)
@5 Can you get an intern to find out the price and label of the tie?
“See, he’s got the Blue Book, he’s OK.”
Sorry I’m late guys…I was in the john putting together vague details for my latest plan…
Dude, Barack just told me with this Treasury Secretary thing I get to hire an INTERN! WOOT!
Sorry I’m late guys…I was in the john working on my latest plan…CRAP…
The Lady with the “Bail Me Out” sign needs some Hormone Replacement Therapy and pronto.
“Sorry I’m late…I was ordering lunch for the Goldman Sachs trading floor…”
@ pretty sure its brooks bros
@8 pretty sure its brooks bros
@8 pretty sure its brooks bros
Mike McDermott sits down at Teddy KGB’s table for final encounter…
“I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea….”
Thanks for inviting us out here today to outline our latest and greatest plan, “plan z”
@14 – Winning so far…
def a from the brooks
Post 12 is the winner
“Hey Ben, check out the tie the guy in the pink just gave me….oh”
Since when did Ace and Gary have any involvement in AIG?
Please don’t sit next to me, Please don’t sit next me,…. Sheit he sitting next to me.
effing tighty whities- why couldn’t I remember to do laundry so I would have boxers?
Seats taken…
Did CNBC just accuse the NY AG of extortion?
Geithner’s thought: Oh, god not another one of these again…
Bernanke’s thought: I can’t believe I left Princeton for this shit…
Barney Frank’s thought: I would love to penetrate the intern working for that Representative….
Maxine Waters’ thought: I’m gonna grill that bearded honky’s ass….
What’s funny is Ed Libby sent them those ties in a gift basket..
Wow that Geitner has a nice ass…he must work out.
If I don’t look up maybe he’ll go away…
“What do I bring to the table? You may have heard of a certain guy: One John Pierpont Morgan, perhaps? Bitter man, rosacea on the nose; however, tremendous determination. I share all three characteristics, Ms. Waters.”
http://tinyurl.com/cytblc They have been spending way too much time together. It is “buy one, get the next 30% off”.
Brooks Brothers is doing a buy one get the second 30% promo….
Bernanke : “anybody have oil for the Tin Man behind me”
Barney F : “as a matter of fact, I have some handy Ben”
Sorry I am late…Obama said we have to wear these ties.
Aww, Congressmen, I think they put gum in my chair.
Sit down and shut up…I know you’re sore there, but you’ll get used to it.
I never realized how messed up Geithner’s nose was. I hope its attributed to too much ice hockey.
Aww, Congressmen, I think they put gum in my chair. Excuse me Ben, can you check.. is there anything sticking to my pants.
#36, there are amazing sales out there.
Hey, People! Leave them chicks alone.
Pink Floyd
Is that Vin Deisel at the far left. Good thing they brought in some real wall street criminals for this hearing.
“Good, they wore the new uniform tie.”
@35 your attention to detail is clearly TARP-worthy
the actual tie is http://tinyurl.com/ddhutg
TGeith: Sorry I’m late, Ben… I was busy taking it up the ass from Carney @ Clusterstock.
Ben: Again?
nice life preserver.
Kashkari: Oh, shit! I forgot to wear the tie.
Thats the problem with Brooks Bros ties (and patterned shirts too) – they’re everywhere. I’ve also been to meetings where someone else had the same tie. Not the end of the world, but slightly goofy.
#47, Don’t you think they would buy extra long? Also, there is no way to make the picture larger so I am perhaps at a disadvantage. However, wonder if they went shopping together to talk? Either way, it shoudl now be called “the tarp tie”.
The pinkos are harmless, but can someone get John Waters out of here?
sorry I’m late, I was waiting for them to play my theme music. I guess that got cut out of my contract after I signed it…
@48- more like:
TGeith: Sorry I’m late, Ben… I was busy taking it up the ass from Blodget @ Clusterstock. Carney was watching, but he had to pay.
Ben: Again?
Hello Marge, I am a new tie wearing
“Where’s my job?”
Probably going to someone else because your slacker ass is holding up douchey signs at a congressional hearing.
Tg — I wouldn’t have been late if I could have seized my cab and driven myself here!
Beard — that’s because you’d have crashed the car, sit down and shut up for once.
Without the CodePink chicks, the entire hearing would have been seriously boring.
Thanks to the chicks (and to that one angry-looking, pink clown), many of you who otherwise wouldn’t have tuned in, paid attention, hoping for a random pink outburst.
TGFD is glad the chicks were there.
The Guy from Delaware
The dancers are all here. Where’s my Pepto? Ben?
psssd Ben,
Tomorrow we wear the matching suit, thurs the shoes and shirt. Obama says to slowly put the plan in action…
The bisep arm bands come out monday…its on.
“Sorry I’m late… I was blowing Barney Frank in the last stall. That fat little fuck takes *forver* to splooge. SHIT!! No water?!? OH FUCK ME!!”
“Sorry I’m late… I was blowing Barney Frank in the last stall. That fat little fuck takes *forver* to splooge. SHIT!! No water?!? OH FUCK ME!!”
Fuck my life.
“Geithner is too close to Wall Street to look at this financial crisis through the eyes of Main Street,” CodePink’s Medea Benjamin said. “We need people in charge who will stop paying ‘cash for trash’, who will stop socializing losses and privatizing profits. We need to take over the banks and bailout the taxpayers.”
“We need TGFD.”
For more information and interviews, please call Medea Benjamin at 415-235-6517.
Does that lady wear her “Where’s my Job” pink life preserver to job interviews?
And we’re supposed to believe Bear-monkey works for the government because his tie matches…
MCP@#64…
Pardon TGFD’s intrusion, but are you posting a caption, or has something happend to you?
The Guy from Delaware
http://interblag.net/ties.jpg
@34
The only things TG brings to the table are 8 sheets of paper and a file folder. Sometimes a pencil.
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dburge/2009/03/23/hey-barack/
@55
Touché.
Tim: “It was him, I swear.”
Ben: “I told you that the chimichangas were no good shit for brains!”
Your unemployment benefits are your bailout jacko.
pink poster board: $2.00
black markers: $5.00
fake life jacket: $40.00
second row seats behind the elf and the beard to watch maxine drop some funky financial knowledge…priceless!
@53 wins.
@76 – that you 53? back to the yahoo board with that nonsense.
“Ass or crotch, ass or crotch…alright let’s give beard man a little lovin’”
“Give me back that filet-o-fish! Give me that fish!”
“Ass or crotch, ass or crotch…alright let’s give beard man a little lovin’”
did anyone see that Lobster? that was one big Lobster
I think theres some Lobster in my Filet-o-Fish
@68 caption…though now that you mention it..
to himself (hope the tie is covering up my Ben boner)
I hope no one lights a match near my ass.
Ben, am I paranoid or is that fuckin black guy staring at me?
Wow your captions suck. ATL commenters would do far better in the first 10-15 comments.
ATL commenters also stick their dicks in each others’ ears, so, it evens out.
MCP@#83…
Tell us.
The Guy from Delaware
whats ATL?
Ben: Where the fuck is the glossary again?
@83…TGFD is right. Please share. We are here to listen
Geithner: That reminds me. Easter’s just around the corner.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
“Where’s my JO&C?”
Barney Frank: “The matching ties, come on guys, I will let it slide this time, but only because we are in a recession.”