For almost 100 years we’ve been providing personal, “countryfied” service to our neighbors and friends and now we’re ready to show you how great it is to be a real person to your banker!
There’s nothing more serious than money. We see this everyday, and in today’s financial climate, we notice increased concerns about spreading personal income beyond basic bills and necessities. Food costs more, gas costs more, and utilities are going up. The growing concern of our customers is a natural concern to us.
So, we thought, “Let’s inject a little fun into the seriousness of the banking business.” And we came up with the idea of Redneck Bank®. And then we thought, “Let’s make it as convenient as possible and let our customers earn as much interest as possible.” And that led to developing an internet banking division and paying the highest possible interest on a choice of bank accounts.
Redneck Bank® is the Internet Banking Division of Bank of the Wichitas®, a bank that was established in 1913, is insured by the FDIC, and has a long history of excellence in the banking industry. So while we have a little fun banking together, you can rest assured your money is safe with us!
Give us a try today. You can open an account with some pocket change… we’ll make you want to do your banking business with us forever. We aim to please!
Redneck Bank [Redneckbank.com]
HT: SEG
Anyone know what they pay first year analysts?
redneck bank or NY Yid sponsored.
Ill take my chances at the Kentucky branch of Redneck.
Do I get a free toaster?
@ #3 Free box of grit with each $500 CD you open. If’n ya got that much…
LOL @ 1
bonuses are paid in moonshine
have to call ponzi on this one. 5.25% APY on checking accounts and 3.10% on money mkt? wasn’t stanford financial doing the something similar?
someone needs to buy yankeebank.com -
and i’m not creative enough to come up with anything funny.
It gets even better…
On the page(s) you sign up for an online account, the page was made and run by, are you ready? BEAVERCREEK MARKETING.
G-ddamn I love this country sometimes.
wait, when did kenny boy leave bofa?
DB commenters are funny. I spit scotch on my keyboard. Anyone know how to get Glenlivet out of a laptop?
Do you need a CIO? I’m a prove leader at leveraging tablesteaks while synergizing core-competencies in a going-forward holistic space with organic growth in cross-channeled e-commerce solutions. I work for Wachovia IT now (can you tell). We’re currently infesting Wells with bullshit, but – if the price is right – I can infest Redneck IT with bullshit too.
@9 Get a new laptop
this is not funny.
@12, even worse… this is real.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/17/business/17wall.html?partner=rss&emc=rss
Bailout for Bankers…
@SEG
In china we’d be squabbling about which land fill to throw their bodies into.
Fucking unreal.
I am SO opening an account there.
I am not lying. The monkey market account comes with a VISA check card. WGAF about their checking. I’ll take the insured 3% thank you.
That’s better interest than TD’s MMDA sweep account. :-P
those high rates are only on smallish balances.. 5.25% checking applies to balances under $10,000 and 3.1% money market to balances under $35,000
“sniff”…..Competishun……”sniff”…..
~Hillbilly Banker
Really? I just can’t believe it. It’s funny, but it’s not real right? I know it says it’s real, but no fucking way.
Make fun if you wish, but, the Ivy League Grads have fucked this world like a two dollar whore.
Go view on FW details about it