For almost 100 years we've been providing personal, "countryfied" service to our neighbors and friends and now we're ready to show you how great it is to be a real person to your banker!There's nothing more serious than money. We see this everyday, and in today's financial climate, we notice increased concerns about spreading personal income beyond basic bills and necessities. Food costs more, gas costs more, and utilities are going up. The growing concern of our customers is a natural concern to us.
So, we thought, "Let's inject a little fun into the seriousness of the banking business." And we came up with the idea of Redneck Bank®. And then we thought, "Let's make it as convenient as possible and let our customers earn as much interest as possible." And that led to developing an internet banking division and paying the highest possible interest on a choice of bank accounts.
Redneck Bank® is the Internet Banking Division of Bank of the Wichitas®, a bank that was established in 1913, is insured by the FDIC, and has a long history of excellence in the banking industry. So while we have a little fun banking together, you can rest assured your money is safe with us!
Give us a try today. You can open an account with some pocket change... we'll make you want to do your banking business with us forever. We aim to please!
Redneck Bank [Redneckbank.com]
HT: SEG
Posted by guest , Mar 16, 2009 9:13PM
Anyone know what they pay first year analysts?
Posted by guest , Mar 16, 2009 9:21PM
redneck bank or NY Yid sponsored.
Ill take my chances at the Kentucky branch of Redneck.
Posted by guest , Mar 16, 2009 9:57PM
Do I get a free toaster?
Posted by guest , Mar 16, 2009 10:01PM
@ #3 Free box of grit with each $500 CD you open. If'n ya got that much...
Posted by guest , Mar 16, 2009 10:14PM
LOL @ 1
bonuses are paid in moonshine
Posted by guest , Mar 16, 2009 10:34PM
have to call ponzi on this one. 5.25% APY on checking accounts and 3.10% on money mkt? wasn't stanford financial doing the something similar?
someone needs to buy yankeebank.com -
and i'm not creative enough to come up with anything funny.
Posted by guest , Mar 16, 2009 10:42PM
It gets even better...
On the page(s) you sign up for an online account, the page was made and run by, are you ready? BEAVERCREEK MARKETING.
G-ddamn I love this country sometimes.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Mar 16, 2009 10:46PM
wait, when did kenny boy leave bofa?
Posted by guest , Mar 16, 2009 11:15PM
DB commenters are funny. I spit scotch on my keyboard. Anyone know how to get Glenlivet out of a laptop?
Posted by guest , Mar 16, 2009 11:18PM
Do you need a CIO? I'm a prove leader at leveraging tablesteaks while synergizing core-competencies in a going-forward holistic space with organic growth in cross-channeled e-commerce solutions. I work for Wachovia IT now (can you tell). We’re currently infesting Wells with bullshit, but – if the price is right – I can infest Redneck IT with bullshit too.
Posted by guest , Mar 16, 2009 11:44PM
@9 Get a new laptop
Posted by guest , Mar 17, 2009 12:58AM
this is not funny.
Posted by StupidEquityGuy , Mar 17, 2009 1:48AM
@12, even worse... this is real.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/17/business/17wall.html?partner=rss&emc=rss
Bailout for Bankers...
Posted by guest , Mar 17, 2009 6:42AM
@SEG
In china we'd be squabbling about which land fill to throw their bodies into.
Fucking unreal.
Posted by guest , Mar 17, 2009 8:28AM
I am SO opening an account there.
I am not lying. The monkey market account comes with a VISA check card. WGAF about their checking. I'll take the insured 3% thank you.
That's better interest than TD's MMDA sweep account. :-P
Posted by guest , Mar 17, 2009 8:52AM
those high rates are only on smallish balances.. 5.25% checking applies to balances under $10,000 and 3.1% money market to balances under $35,000
Posted by guest , Mar 17, 2009 8:53AM
"sniff".....Competishun......"sniff".....
~Hillbilly Banker
Posted by guest , Mar 17, 2009 9:44AM
Really? I just can't believe it. It's funny, but it's not real right? I know it says it's real, but no fucking way.
Posted by guest , Mar 17, 2009 10:15AM
Make fun if you wish, but, the Ivy League Grads have fucked this world like a two dollar whore.
Posted by guest , Mar 17, 2009 12:02PM
Go view on FW details about it