Disgraced Wall Street sheriff and noted hooker fucker Eliot Spitzer says yes! Angling for something (his old job? An adjunct professor position? A regular Friday night slot at Caroline’s?) Spitz-y Boy will be speaking next Tuesday at Columbia as part of the business school’s “Ethics In the Capital Markets” week. Register today!
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Good thing it’s not called Government Integrity and Intervention in the Capital Markets.
does spitzer’s penis need a sheriff?
Wow. Joe McCarthy would applaud the tenacity of the left these days…
Wow Bess. “Hooker fucker” can hold its own against “cut” for the most vulgar-sounding noun.
@3- piss off, idiot. spitzer’s hypocrisy transcends party lines.
@4 did it offend your delicate sensibilities, dear?
@5, you remember to take today’s dose pal?
The guy banged a few hookers, big deal! IMO, he was a superb public official, who should never have lost his position for a dumb sex scandal. It has nothing to do with his intellect or competence. I do hope he returns to public service in some capacity. He would make an excellent Wall Street sheriff. The snarky douchbags who comment on this site should seriously shoot themselves.
@7- how is 5′s post crazy? (oh right, it’s not.)
-not 5
@9, anger issues.
@8- what is HAS TO DO WITH is the fact that Spitzer patrolled wall street from his fucking high horse, and would’ve taken down execs for offenses more minor than his own, and now wants people to say, oh, not a big deal what you did. YOU should seriously shoot yourself.
I couldn’t really care if Spitzi got hi knob hobbed by a pro — what’s fucked up is that he signed into law an INCREASE in the minimum sentence for patronizing a prosti — what a sick bastard. Different spanks for different ranks — nothing new
@12- don’t you get that implicit in what you find “fucked up” is that he himself fucked a prostitute but wasn’t punished while others are?
8 I assume your wrote that from your Blackberry on the short bus. Integrity does not have degrees.
DOPE
he caused AIG blowup by forcing out greenburg.
Spritzer used public outcry to witch hunt Wall St. He then used grandstanding and tarnishing honest banker’s reputations to leverage his political capital to Governorship. You can’t tell me this is the American dream in action.
Shit, when did this place devolve to Yahoo Finance
-A bigger Calgary Schmooze.
Spitzer knew the goods on the Illuminati banksters. That’s why “they” leaked the hooker story.
Regardless, a typical hypocrite. Rules for thee, not for me
“Fooker hucker” is the preferred nomenclature, man.
sheriff, brothels, whores…you get the connection
First
So Elliot, when you were going down on another woman were you thinking about how proud your kids would be if they could see their old man action?
Obviously your wife is proud, she stuck around. It must be old hat to her… and low self esteem.
Stand by your man even if he has pussy on his breath from another woman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwBirf4BWew
@3
Grow a pair.
@21 – I don’t think spitzi was munchin that hook-rug
Bigger CS – well said
@11, I don’t care if his motivation is self-serving. What’s important is exposing abuses and protecting the investing public. He got the job done, period. At this moment, needless to say, we deserve a serious mind on the beat. Cuomo, IMO, is just a ding.
~ 8
@21 – take your self righteous attitude and stuff it up your tight ass. who knows you might enjoy it.
Spitzer was an ass-hole for the exact reasons bigger CS described. The fact that he got caught paying for it was just the icing on the cake.
Is Joe Cassano behavior more or less morally culpable that Spitzer?
And if you have to google Cassano to find out who he is – go back to Yahoo!
@8, eat s and die
You all seem to forget that in addition to being a total hypocrite – he was a HORRIBLE Governor – well before he got caught with his pants down.
Elliot is lucky that people are going to be so distracted by hooker antics that they forget his total failure in his short tenure
@ 27, swallow some cyanide, fool.
Fuck his private life who cares? What he did with his power was too often reckless with the rights and reputations of innocent people. He took a shit on due process repeatedly for the sake of a few headlines and his picture in the paper.
He abused his power against powerless people for his own pleasure. He is and always will be human sewage with a trust fund.
“Fuck his private life who cares?”
I’ll take, “The people who he prosecuted for supposedly being criminals when he himself committed a crime and got off (literally)” for $100.
you know what we need? a big macho dude like John Mack. sure, no one can get past his sanctimonius narcissism, his disturbingly chicken-hawk swagger, but c’mon, you wanted a sherrif right? much more macho than 5000 an hour hooker fucker and tantrum throwing eliot
@6, 4 here: no it didn’t, but thanks for asking, dickfuck.
Comparing solicitation to actions leading to a federal bailout costing taxpayers billions is beyond retarded.
I love the sanctimonious douchebags on here taking the high moral road when many of you are part of the problem and serve no real purpose or offer no tangible value to society — other than serving as fodder for the rest of us to laugh at your delusional sense of self importance.
Well said #34.