• 18 Mar 2009 at 3:46 PM

Geithner’s Gonna Make You Rich

By Bess Levin

Obama told you earlier to get off Geithner’s ass and shut it with the naysaying because the hardest working man in America isn’t going anywhere. So he’s probably not down with this, but who died and made him Queen of Sheba, right? Which is to say: go bet on T. Geith’s job security now. On a related note, not that we don’t have full confidence in the li’l fella, but just to be prepared, in the event Geither finds himself unemployed, who should fill his elfin shoes? Charlie Gasparino’s old short list? The Philly Phanatic? YOU? Weigh in now.

Comments (26)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    madoff

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    dimon FTW

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    GWB

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    ken lewis

  5. 5
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | March 18, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    Ms. Muffie Benson-Perella. Like, duh? Bullet-proof the Rover, stat!

  6. 6
    Posted by peWonderWoman | March 18, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    “Count von Count” from Sesame Street

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    ValueStockTips guy

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    ValueStockTips guy

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    Ron Paul.
    Suck on that ya rotten, greedy scamming bitches.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    Lloyd

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    hank greenberg

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    hank paulson

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    maria bartiromo

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    Thurston Howell III

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    E Trade Baby

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    Jon Stewart… He is all knowing

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    Tailormade

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    mark haines

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    ShamWow guy
    You’ll be saying “Wow” every time!

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    mmmm Queen of Sheba on 10th is legit

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    TurboTax

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Beyonce. Couldn’t do any worse than Tiny Time, and might even do better. Plus, there are the obvious benefits of having a Treasury Secretary that looks like Beyonce.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    @ 23
    [shudder], brings back memories of seeing Jay-Z (!) on the dais on inaug day… very presidential, Mr. President
    99 problems… but Tiny Tim makes 100, hit me!

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    Ron Insana!

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    How about that horse-faced lesbian with the crazy teeth that’s always pretending to be a financial guru on Larry King? Suze something?

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    Markopolos, the guy who outed Madoff years ago.
    Nobody listened, cause he’s a geek, a dork, a need.
    But he’s just what we need now.

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