CNBC is wondering aloud if the Dow is obsolete and should be abolished. Obsolete? Nonsense. Our cutting edge “Where will the Dow close” contests are more than enough reason to keep the Dow alive.
So, you know the rules. It’s “Reverse Price-is-Right”: Closest to the close without going under. Entries are closed at exactly 3:50pm EST (as per the time stamp of your comment).
GO!
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Screw the DOW. The SPX closes at 652.
Guesses on whether the S&P closes at 666 and the consequences would be much more entertaining. My guess is that at the close at 666, Mozilo turns from orange to red, grows some horns, and takes a pineapple to Pandit’s curry bum.
One million dollars bob.
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One million dollars bob.
“CNBC is wondering aloud if the Dow is obsolete”
Yes. Lets use the number of soda cans you can shove up Burnett’s twat as a true barometer of the market.
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-SMG
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10,000 – sometimes I crack myself up, heh-heh
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6469 and Kudlow rams a fistful of mustard seeds up his a$$ on live TV tonight
short covering back up to 6500
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Dive Baby Dive!
-Fo Shizzlw
6398…we see a 5 handle next week.
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since friggin black swan beat me by half a minute, I amend to 6467. No change on the mustard seeds, tho…
Potent Potables for 100,please.
Suck it, Trebeck!
The Dow closes at 4pm.
- Maxine Walters
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@27 – Well played
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DOW 36,000
Jim Glassman
I don’t get it.
people still work till 3:50 ?
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people still work till 3:50 ?
people still work till 3:50 ?
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The Gunsmith
We going to Sizzler…
We going to Sizzler…
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Gowanus
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@43 651,000 people don’t anymore…
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-Tanman
I will take things on Uranus for $1000 Alex
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A few days ago I said 69 as a joke. I didn’t really mean it though – was just tryin’ to be funny that’s all.
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Looks like the Great Leap Forward is getting off to a fantastic start –
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6607 – bukkake!
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-SMGv2
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0 (Armageddon will happen at 4:23)
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0 (Armageddon will happen at 4:23)
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- Jimmy The Chip
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6636 booo
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-Log out
@27 you funny mofo
is that NYC or Chicago time? did you want the profit and earnings estimate as well?
Todd Stroger
@27: glorious
6400… I can’t wait to see who shot JR
CNBC is obsolete and should be abolished
Oh Damn……#89…..I wanted to say that. Great entry CNBC IS OBSOLETE AND SHOULD BE ABOLISHED. LOVE IT.
3kQbmM Fantastic post.Thanks Again. Will read on…