Picture 926.pngWhen it was reported yesterday that Citi, laughing in the face of John Thain’s mistakes, was undertaking a $10 million renovation to Vikram Pandit and his lieutenants’ offices, we were skeptical the bank could come up with a reason why the redecorations were necessary and not a waste of (taxpayer) money. This was their first attempt:

Senior executives in our corporate headquarters are moving from two floors to smaller, simpler offices on a single floor…Based on estimates made when the project was initiated, we expect to generate savings in the next few years well in excess of the project costs.

Kind of a fail. But they came back today with more, and now we’re almost convinced this really will help the Big C in the long run:

The new floor plan features offices with glass walls, designed to create a more open atmosphere. It has common areas to encourage spontaneous meetings of executives, according to people familiar with the matter.

Plus, sacrifices are being made, and those should not go uncounted:

People familiar with the company’s plans said that certain design elements have been nixed since the initial planning phase, including a Zen garden.


Vikram Pandit Will Have To Get His Zen Garden Elsewhere
[Cityfile]
Citi Defends A Redesign, Plans Reverse Stock Split [WSJ]

Comments (7)

  1. Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    spontaneous meetings with secretaries would be good, but not in open places!

  2. Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Citi is one again demonstrating that they are the masters when it comes to createing shareholder value….

  3. Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    there ought to be a (retroactive) law!

  4. Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    How this guy still has a job baffles me. A monkey throwing crap from cage at a board of possible decisions, would do better than this guy. All Hail Vikram Pandit, the man that can out stupid Thain.

  5. Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    No zen garden! How are they supposed to come to grips and reach inner peace with f*cking the taxpayers?

  6. Posted by HAM05 | March 20, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    the fucking terrorists have officially won

  7. Posted by guest | March 22, 2009 at 1:59 AM

    They are firing $30K a year clerks at Smith Barney and these dipshits are spending ten million dollars on new digs?
    Seriously, do these people not fear a lunatic who just lost their job walking up to them and pulling off a Fuld sucker punch to the face?

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