We know the massive amount of cuts Bank of Amerrillwide has been performing over the last several months have been traumatic to all but great news: they’re still hiring! Though late February saw a gaggle of analysts and associates from the debt capital markets group being escorted out of the building, replacements in the form of next year’s class are being assembled as we speak. We’re told that Katheryn, a former Villanova Accounting and Finance major-cum-Eagles cheerleader, featured in the vid above, will be among the fresh meat, “which may or may not have something to do with the head of DCM being a huge Eagles fan who gets season tickets every year.” Please do your part to make her feel welcome.
Favorite place to go in Philadelphia: Any Stephen Starr restaurant, but especially Buddakan
Favorite Eagle: Brian Westbrook because he is a fellow Villanova Wildcat! He is the ultimate athlete – hard-working and humble
What do you love most about Eagles fans: Their rowdiness! Their intensity and passion for the game can be overwhelming and goes unmatched by any other fans in the NFL
Pat’s or Geno’s: I’ve never been to either
Aside from dancing, your ideal job would be: Working for an investment bank on Wall Street
Interesting fact about yourself: I am from Kansas
If I had a million dollars: I would take my family on a nice vacation and then invest the rest
Worst fear: Rodents
Something you always wanted to learn: To speak Mandarin
One thing you could not do without: The internet
Your last meal would be: My mom’s home cooking – steak, twice baked potato, and chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven for dessert
Your worst habit is: Cracking my knuckles
What is the best gift you ever received: A special ring from my Grandma
How many pairs of shoes do you own: Probably around 20 or 30
I wish I could sing like: Faith Hill
Your coolest experience in life has been: Living in Eastern Europe and traveling to Greece
Greatest Accomplishment: Gaining acceptance into Villanova University
What song has been played the most on your IPod: Normally stuff by Rascal Flatts, Keith Urban or Carrie Underwood, but recently I have been listening to a lot of Lil Wayne
Place you would most like to visit: Australia
Your most unusual job: Selling golf balls back to golfers after they hit them into my backyard
Favorite place to vacation: Greece
First concert you ever went to: N Sync
i’d have a few jobs that she could do…daily
Borderline NSFW!
she’s at most a 7
I wonder what kind of seasons tickets the head of DCM is looking for.
Side hurdler to double hook, high V with 8 pitch books, two binders, and 4 CDs. Spotter, base; break!
Greatest Accomplishment: Gaining acceptance into Villanova University
Your most unusual job: Selling golf balls back to golfers after they hit them into my backyard
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I’d hit something into her backyard.
i read a year or two ago that cheerleaders get paid 75 bucks a game- that’s it. (i think it was on the Bengals)
Wow…she’s some sort of female douchebag.
She is going to get riz-zecked her first year.
i’d pay her 75 bucks to come dance for me
They better act fast – the Dollar Dominatrix could snap this one up.
@10- uh, can you read? they already hired her.
what’s the technical term for female douchebag?
I wonder what the over/under is on the # of dongs she’s had in her mouth over the years…I’m guessing 32 +/- 5 after that trip to Mykonos
Her most interesting fact is that “I am from Kansas.” I have no comment
Her most interesting fact is that “I am from Kansas.” I have no comment
@ 12, although that’s a sexist and unnecessary comment, i definitely think more…i bet she started young and there’s bound to be some spring breaks in there! i wouldn’t be surpised if it was north of 50!
so much for that career on wall st. she’s fucked.
also, i’m setting the over/under for number of I’ve got a [insert favorite slang term for wang}\] she can [insert euphemism for blowjob] jokes at 4,907,308. Creativity on this board sucks sometimes.
I love the hair flip-camel toe combo.
@16- why is she fucked? doubtful it was a secret to her employer that she was in a pretty public job for the eagles.
I would like to analyize her assets!
@16
Lighten up Francis. As Dan Loeb would say,
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2b3xk_bobby-mcferrin-dont-worry-be-happy_music
Shes worked for ML for 2-3 summers. They knew a long time ago. Bright girl.
#16: yeah no MDs on wall street would want a nfl cheerleader with a finance degree working “under” them… Idiot.
Needs bigger boobs.
Damnit, I just got laid off from BofA!!
It pains me to say this, but the Eagles have the hottest cheerleaders in the NFL.
Let’s see how that already substantial gut looks after a month of seamlessweb
Let’s see how that already substantial gut looks after a month of seamlessweb
“Your coolest experience in life has been: Living in Eastern Europe and traveling to Greece”
26 comments and no a$s rape jokes. What is wrong with you today DB readers?
That is my mother. Please refrain from speaking about her in a lurid fashion.
@ 21: Bullshit! I bet she could suck a golfball through a garden hose
@26/27: She won’t be working the same hours as the average analyst. You will be covering her workload.
Do you not understand Corporate America?
#2: if a girl in a bathing suit is not safe for your work you need to ask them to remove the sticks from their asses.
Considering the lack of equity upside, bonuses, or cool corporate boondoggles for the foreseeable future, displaying blatant favoritism in favor of a nubile young woman in return for a chance at sexual favors, while sticking the male and less attractive female analysts with the workload is the only fun MD’s can still have.
Seriously. Have a heart, guys.
#33: all that crap was just to get the nubile young women in the first place.
That is the hottest looking dude I have ever seen. I am getting all slobbery Charlie Gaspagool style.
flat stomach much?
@34: You missed the part about abusing the male and less attractive female analysts by sticking them with Miss Thang’s workload.
Perfect scenario…same nubiles, but the other analysts can be abused without limits. Where are they going to go? They should be grateful for their job.
What is the best gift you ever received: A special ring from my Grandma.
What is the worst gift you ever received: A set of anal-beads…from my Grandpa.
Fishing off the company pier = the new killing it.
Fishing off the company pier = the new killing it.
Double-posting from your parents’ basement, unemployed, in your pajamas after spanking it raw = the new killing it.
there is this ugly bitch from my school who goes by the initials CM that will balance out the hotness of this chick at BofA
She will have a long career as long as she does not inflate (more)
wouldn’t hit it, looks like a dude.
yeah 45, I’m gonna call bullshit on that.
45, isn’t that the reason you would hit it?
@44 if you watch the video she doesn’t want a long career. She wants to work for a few years and have kids. I’m not sure if there’s a difference in her mind between pole dancing and working on Wall Street. As long as she can meet a man of means.
P.s. I love the part about her favorite job being about men putting balls in her backyard.
Nice gut.
typical Dealbreaker reader= Comic Book Guy
“Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will be much less
breeding. For me, much, much more.”
I love how the URL reads http://assets.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/cheerleaders/full/A4B1F6CDC684419AB2274E6CA5DD624F.jpg
Double-posting from your parents’ basement, unemployed, in your pajamas after spanking it raw = the new killing it.
“Ghost riding the whip” while dreaming about the hot new hires = killing it period.
-Killing it since ’03
Fuck it, I’m gonna get my jack on right now.
Cliff notes of posts:
-Bitter ugley female bankers, we see u
-Bitter male bankers, just checkout brunch @UES/UWS confirms skanks they bed
-The “work a few yrs” is the norm; chix want “rock + good life”, not VP promo
-Seamless is a risk; but she is norm for corn-fed mid-west gals
-She blows away 101% of banker wives: based on DLJ, ML, LB, CSFB, BS, JPM x-mas parties/golf outings i attended
-Sorry bankers get zero tail
i wonder what the interview was like. Do you think she had to leave in the morning or did they order in breakfast?
Double-posting from your parents’ basement, unemployed, in your pajamas after spanking it raw = the new killing it.
Double-posting from your parents’ basement, unemployed, in your pajamas after spanking it raw = the new killing it.
Double-posting from your parents’ basement, unemployed, in your pajamas after spanking it raw = the new killing it.
Double-posting from your parents’ basement, unemployed, in your pajamas after spanking it raw = the new killing it.
@54 bankers wives tend to be haggard hag. Traders marry strippers and summer interns.
It sounds like her previous experience in business selling golf balls back to their owners will prepare her well for her career on WS. Maybe Ruth Madoff needs an assistant.
Fat ass with no boobs… That’s unacceptable.
@61 I bet her previous experience giving hummers in the club quite is even better preparation.
@61 I bet her previous experience giving hummers in the club suite is even better preparation.
@64 that explains her gut.
@42, @56-59: Are you a bitter, ugly female banker, or a male banker tasked with the workload of someone who looks like that?
her career is definitely an anomanaly
Wall Street rules #8: Always hire the girl with the nice rack
Nothing substantive, just wanted this comment number.
@46, okay fine, but only if i could paper bag her face and never have to listen to her talk
Serious guys, can we….
@21, you are wrong. She worked for ML for only 1 summer, and she is NOT bright, LMAO. Everyone complained about her work product and she was ranked among the lowest among the summers. I wonder how the f*ck she got an offer… must’ve slept with some pretty powerful MDs. You must be unrequitedly obsessed with her.
@72, jealous much? I’ve known the girl for a while. Bright girl, good attitude, doesn’t post asshole comments about people she knows on random blog. Just the type of person that deserves to get an offer…
@72 but she got an offer. Tells you either the banks are still so over staffed they can afford some deadweight, or that pretty much anyone could do your job.
Besides…as a client, all else being equal (which they are…capital markets is a commodity business. Sorry Goldman)I’ll give left books first to the relationship guy I personally like, second to the team with the hot chick.
This one may have a little extra meat, but she gets 1.5 bonus points for “NFL cheerleader.” It’s like “librarian” or “stewardess.”
She is young, hot and smart…it happens, just not to you – don’t hate. B of A has to have some good looking people don’t they, to counter all the big nosed, black haired who bags!
@21 is right – she has been around ML for 2 summers and got the job before she was a cheerleader,smart and effective was her rep @72 u must be confused by someone else you stalk and wannabee
@21 is right – she has been around ML for 2 summers and got the job before she was a cheerleader,smart and effective was her rep @72 u must be confused by someone else you stalk and wannabee
Katheryn at least has a back up job with the Eagles, what about the rest of us former fat cats?????? off to Kansas
HOT!
10+ for Wall St
any other hot analysts or just the same old dogs?
You people think the new kids they are hiring is the problem with today’s economy? i think not…why don’t all you big shots get off of deal breaker and get back to work.
You people think the new kids they are hiring is the problem with today’s economy? i think not…why don’t all you big shots get off of deal breaker and get back to work.
@45…i don’t know what “dudes” you have been looking at…but im not familiar with many dudes who have long blonde hair and wear hot pink swim suits
I must admit that “sitting in a cubicle and responding to emails” all day, doesn’t match up to a crummy job as a “NFL Cheerleader” yea I would hate that…NOT!
you f’n idiots B of A – primary sponsor of the Phil Eagles, no MD’s ‘buy’ season tickets. Good hire, she will do well here, cute kid.
she is overqualified, why would she want to work for this sinking ship – Katheryn stick to cheerleading honey there are more pigs here, than in the stands but at least you get to watch some good football, we watch people pack boxes.
Melinda Gates was a cheerleader, it seemed to work out okay for her.
Accepted to Villanova, hired by the NFL Eagles, and hired by ML….anybody else done that before they turned 21?? This lady is all class…period!
Villanova? Is that a community college or something?
whats the big deal here? wow stop the presses – pretty girl gets an entry level job at bail out bank? It’s over for you sad sacks…the presitige and egos of past are just that – PAST!She has a lot going for her – threatened or jealous much boys?
well spoken, genius IQ, speaks 4 languages fluently and graduated in 3 yrs,poor thing has looks too, what idiot hired her?
well spoken, perhaps intelligent enough to do S/T/R at BofA. what did she do at ML, and if she has a “genius IQ”, why’d she go to ‘Nova? all the children-of-the-corn midwesterners drool over Northwestern and U of C (south side!)
very pretty college kid, seems to be well traveled and ambitious wish her well
Bess you dumbass
“which may or may not have something to do with the head of DCM being a huge Eagles fan who gets season tickets every year.”
woo hoo, DCM MD, “yea, I will hire a 19 year old cheerleader so I can get free tix!” duh…like B of A doesn’t have a suite at every stadium.
dumb shit@95– notice how that part was in quotes? as in bess was quoting someone? as in bess didn’t say it, some else did, and this is what’s being said of the hire, and the person who hired her?
grow a brain cell before commenting again.
bofa recruits at villanova? how many wharton/harvard kids are still looking for jobs?
dumb.
@62 go back to your hentai porn. she’s a 12 in philly.
losers who work at former ML in southern NJ LOVE this chick