But will he be spending Passover in the pent or in the big house? We need to know now, damn it! Also: one victim has stated he wants a trial, and we kind of do too. And a televised chase in a White Bronco.
Update: Larry Kudlow wants to know if we can apply “capital punishment” to the situation, ’cause “this guy’s a financial terrorist.”

Comments (21)

  1. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    does he go straight to jail or he gets to go home?

  2. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    @1- we don’t know yet.

  3. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    Put him in a cell with Joan Rivers and and some handcuffs…..he’ll give up his co-conspirators

  4. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    suicide can’t be far from his mind

  5. Posted by Investorcluzo | March 12, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    he’s going to remain in custody tonight…

  6. Posted by spoonie luv | March 12, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Checking in for the rest of his life
    “Judge revokes Madoff bail; he’ll be in custody until sentencing in June”

  7. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    #6 He will die in jail. Hate him but the thought is unbearable.

  8. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    is he going to sing about any of the feeder funds?

  9. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    in his in orange now…no more penthouse

  10. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    # 8
    what’s his motivation to cooperate – reduce his prison term from 150 to 100 years?

  11. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    Inmates are going to use his nose like a butt plug.

  12. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    I only wish Kudlow could share his fate for pimping.

  13. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    1. The CNBC clowns who for years urged *everyone* to live beyond their means have caused greater damage than Maddoff. Their “reporting” is looking six inches in front of their noses, spewing superficial soundbytes ad naseum, year after year after year.
    Why doesn’t CNBC do something constructive like invite economists to present their proposals for recovery and reform? Carve out an hour per day: 30 mins for recovery proposals, 30 mins for regulatory reform proposals.
    2. Regarding Madoff, where could the $60 billion possibly go? Did he spend $2 billion a year? Did he make longshot trades in the hopes of recouping previously lost dough? Any ideas?

  14. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    1. The CNBC clowns who for years urged *everyone* to live beyond their means have caused greater damage than Maddoff. Their “reporting” is looking six inches in front of their noses, spewing superficial soundbytes ad naseum, year after year after year.
    Why doesn’t CNBC do something constructive like invite economists to present their proposals for recovery and reform? Carve out an hour per day: 30 mins for recovery proposals, 30 mins for regulatory reform proposals.
    2. Regarding Madoff, where could the $60 billion possibly go? Did he spend $2 billion a year? Did he make longshot trades in the hopes of recouping previously lost dough? Any ideas?

  15. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Madoff won’t make jail – who gets him before being put in the white-collar slammer ? The russians or mossad ?

  16. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    @13 / 14 — no way the SHAM WOW guy would buy air time if CNBC ran any kind of serious programming

  17. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    @ 13/14 you are an idiot. Look up “ponzi sceme” to answer your question2

  18. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    #10 – i dont know but what was his motivation for running the ponzi scheme – to put himself and his co-conspirators in jail forever? not a sane person so why try and figure out his state of mind.

  19. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    burn baby burn

  20. Posted by guest | March 12, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    @18 Seriously?

  21. Posted by guest | March 13, 2009 at 3:45 AM

    #10, 13, 14 is probably the same idiot.

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