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   Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | March 10, 2009 at 9:11 AM

   Wow — friggin TB!! Looks like Bryant Park is returning to it’s junkie-haven days!!

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   Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 9:19 AM

   “….Mental Hygiene…..”
   wtf is that? Is that for BofA employees who watch copious amounts of porn on their pc?

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   Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 9:21 AM

   well, I’d be more worried if it came out that the ML guys had AIDS, because they fcked all the BofA’ers

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   Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 9:21 AM

   well, I’d be more worried if it came out that the ML guys had AIDS, because they fcked all the BofA’ers

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   Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 9:22 AM

   we even have the Aetna login information too…….

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   Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 9:24 AM

   I always knew that Ken had cooties.

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   Posted by Anal_yst | March 10, 2009 at 9:28 AM

   @ 5
   Are you suggesting a massive, DDoS attack, I mean, tell me we’re on the same page here…

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   Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 9:34 AM

   Oh, great. NOW Ken Lewis tells us that “Eat shit and die” was just a figure of speech.

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   Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 9:36 AM

   this isn’t shocking, sell-siders are a filthy lot. i expect to see much more of this in the news over the next several weeks, especially infections caused by bacteria, particularly e. coli…or “a-to-m disease”. will likely see a lot of hep a-c and herpes as well. i’d suggest going long GSK on expected strength in valtrex sales.

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    #8 – spit my coffee on that one, well done!

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    The New Toxic Asset, the employees…

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    Props to @8…well played, very well played

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    @5, and @7, I know it, but will not disseminate it….

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    The BoA security guys just missed the Moz…
    A South Carolina man working on his tan escaped serious injury after the tanning bed he was in suddenly burst into flames, the Fayetteville News & Observer reported.
    The unidentified man told the paper that he was in the bed when he heard a popping noise and saw a flame near his foot. He quickly popped open the lid and jumped out.
    The resulting fire led to an evacuation of a strip mall in Lake Wylie, where several stores suffered smoke damage, the News & Observer reported. It took firefighters more than hour to put out the blaze.
    Investigators are looking into what caused the tanning bed to catch fire.

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    A Medical Director at a bank? WTF.

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    WTF? You have thousands of employees and provide company paid health benefits. Of course you’re going to have a medical director, as a way of monitoring and controlling such costs.

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    Posted by mrpink | March 10, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    LOL 14
    -mrp

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    Where’s my memo from the NYC Dept of Health on trader shits. Yeah, I said it. Trader shits. This is the shit leftover in the men’s OBP low-flow treehugger toilets. I know these are trader shits because I see traders stuffing themselves at lunch with the same disgusting shit I see later in the toilet. Is it too much to ask to wave your trader hand by the motion sensor for a second flush?

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    Where’s my memo from the NYC Dept of Health on trader shits. Yeah, I said it. Trader shits. This is the shit leftover in the men’s OBP low-flow treehugger toilets. I know these are trader shits because I see traders stuffing themselves at lunch with the same disgusting shit I see later in the toilet. Is it too much to ask to wave your trader hand by the motion sensor for a second flush?

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    @11: LOL

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    Posted by guest | March 10, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    Supposedly this guy has been out of the office for weeks and BofA said nothing to some of their employees until today??? Classy…only people on the floor the guy worked on were issued a memo which was waiting on our desk this morning. They act like nobody else in the building could be affected. As if he never interacted with anyone on other floors or in elevators. BofA has told their employees nothing. Seems very wrong on so many levels.