• 31 Mar 2009 at 12:36 PM

Madoff Brother’s Lawyer: My Client Most Likely Can’t Even “Afford A MetroCard”

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And with the fare hike, he fo sho won’t be able to swing it! Peter Madoff, brother and colleague of Bernie was denied an appeal to not have his assets frozen today, though god love this family, it wasn’t for a lack of trying. According to Pedro’s lawyer Charles Spada, Ponzi Boy’s bro “can’t spend a dime, can’t take a subway ride, can’t buy a loaf of bread, can’t [cough, cough] pay his attorneys…I don’t know that he can afford a MetroCard.” Hopefully he’ll be able to rely on the kindness of sister-in-law Ruth, who, for now, can still cover the Jarlsberg, home in Palm Beach, and costume jewels.

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    Comments (21)

    1. 1
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 12:51 PM

      too ponzi, didnt scheme

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 12:54 PM

      SEC to investigate turnstyle jumpers.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 1:11 PM

      How does Ruth still have money? What the fuck is wrong with this country!
      Someone please freeze the sons money too. We know it was a Manson style crime ring. Fucking bastards.

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 1:14 PM

      too metro didn’t card

    5. 5
      Posted by Anal_yst | March 31, 2009 at 1:17 PM

      Jarlsberg + pepperoni + deli rye triscuits = crazy delicious
      Just trying to make a contribution today and whatnot, yea, I know its not parve and prolly not kosher, but come on, live a little ruthy!

    6. 6
      Posted by girl | March 31, 2009 at 1:33 PM

      I’m glad you finally gave me an appropriate forum to protest the fare hike. 2 dollars and 50 cents is a ludicrous amount to have to pay to smell homeless piss and get ogled by creeps.
      Chicago is looking like a more attractive option every day.

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 1:35 PM

      Jarlsberg + pepperoni + deli rye triscuits = what Ruthy Madoff’s naughty bits taste like

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 1:35 PM

      @6-
      Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 1:39 PM

      @6 – I am the one who is always ogling you. I didn’t realize it bothered you.
      Ogler

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 1:44 PM

      @8
      $hit. Girl won’t be riding the subway anymore? Shame because I won’t be able to ogle her a$$ now that she’s moving away.
      I’m sure the guys in Chicago will be more than willing to oblige, though.

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 1:47 PM

      @6 be uglier, problem solved

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 2:02 PM

      Chicago’s 2.25 and they’ll raise it again soon…

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 2:07 PM

      @6 You can listen to Blago on the radio. He almost makes Patterson look good but not quite.

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 2:17 PM

      My wife gave me a reverse Jarlsberg once for my birthday.

    15. 15
      Posted by girl | March 31, 2009 at 2:29 PM

      @ 8 Don’t let your fake nails snag your Filene’s Basement 15% cashmere blend sweater either hotcakes.
      @9, i kind of like it when you did it.
      @12, #13 is spot on. Chi is all about zipping in your car down the LSD listening to bad radio.
      & that’s a wrap.

    16. 16
      Posted by Investorcluzo | March 31, 2009 at 3:03 PM

      @girl – when are we analyze said move? not to mention, before you leave me high and dry, I need to meet some more of your friends (; ogler, sorry bro – you’re not invited.

    17. 17
      Posted by Investorcluzo | March 31, 2009 at 3:12 PM

      oops: should read – when are we “going to”

    18. 18
      Posted by Anal_yst | March 31, 2009 at 4:50 PM

      @ Girl
      I second Cluzo, must meet more of your friends before (if) you go.

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 5:34 PM

      GET THE BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 9:59 PM

      I’ll lend him mine just to see him get pummeled by a disgruntled investor

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | March 31, 2009 at 10:04 PM

      6
      chimp

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