Amid the rush to jab Western markets in the ass with the thick, pink inoculation of government, someone else is resorting to government bloodletting instead. Syria’s stock exchange has begun trading with a short, but interesting list of issues:
The Financial Times reported that the six companies that can be traded are Banque Bemo Saudi Franci, Bank of Syria and Overseas, United Group for Publishing, Advertising and Marketing, Arab Bank-Syria, Alahlia Company for Transport, and Bank Audi-Syria.
A further four companies have applied to list.
Seems finance-heavy to us, but with such a short list, it is probably hard not to be. No word on the legality of short-selling or the status of their uptick rule.
Syrian stock market starts trade [BBC News]
Well, that’s nice, but where’s my triple-leveraged ultrashort Syria ETF?
Erin Burnett. Erin Andrews. Who’s hotter? If they were a couple, which one would be the “man”?
Discuss.
@2. No market. They’re both over-rated! Trish Reagan-still the Champ!
My beautiful yellow metal is suffering and I need a bailout.
I’m suggesting the government purchase 30 vans to drive around the country and allow the populace to handle this lovely metal. I promise you it is more intoxicating than any fermented substance.
@4. I have a beautful “mansion” in Queens, NYC that WAS selling for $556,000. Or, can I offer you beautiful property near the Sands Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada? If that doesn’t peak your interest, I also have a rancher that was valued for $776,000 in Fresno, CA or $885,000 in Scottsdale, AZ?
I like the Fresno, CA ranch. Offer $445,999.
I wouldn’t want to know what their version of “absolutely killing it” entails
i dare any of you to shot a syrian stock
off with your hands
TRB
Does anyone know stub pay for first year mullahs?
When the Chinese come a stomping. They aren’t going to be looking for your silly paper but they will be listening to my gold.
“Paper! Paper!
There is no gold in Aqaba.
No gold! No great box!”
More interesting:
http://www.fox8.com/wjw-news-medina-fart,0,2761320.htmlstory
This market’s blowing up.
Nice turn of phrase, EP, and excellent Lawrence of Arabia reference @10, too.