When we last checked in with our heroine, she was suffering through what is believed to have been her first attempt at food shopping in the last several decades, though maybe ever. It was a trying experience, one which left her very cranky, and sans Jarlsberg. Luckily, a weekend in Palm Beach was planned (it's her primary residence, as you know), though for some reason she wasn't staying at the manse, which was likely being redecorated or something. But people, please. Do not assume it was a restful vacation that left the old girl rejuvenated and with the newfound strength to put herself out there and give Benjamin Lipshitz, who she should've married in the first place, a call. Because it was anything but. Sure, there was shopping for baubles, but not those deserving of a lady named Ruth Madoff.
What she's doing by day, I know. Shopping. In and around the Via Mizner alleys, where they sell knockoff cheapo costume bangles. We are not talking Cartier here. We are talking plastic. Hunting with girlfriends who'd call out, "Ruthie, look at this." Ruthie then came and looked at this.
Ruthi Madoff Is Using Her Plastic [NYP]
Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 1:08PM
Hound her till she finally expires from stress and exhaustion, for entertainment purposes only, mind you.
Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 1:15PM
So Ruthie has girlfriends. They need to be people she was formerly close with that 1) didn't invest with Bernie and 2) believe Ruth had nothing to do with any of it and was a victim herself. I'm stunned that such people exist.
Posted by Cliff Huxtable , Mar 23, 2009 1:21PM
She looks like Ralphie from "A Christmas Story"
Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 1:24PM
@3 -- you really hit the nail on the head with that one...bravo...
Ruthie is just getting ready for the days coming up where she's going to be purchasing ramen in bulk
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Posted by NAS Keflavik boi , Mar 23, 2009 1:25PM
Her biggest fear about civil forfeiture is that she'll no longer be able to afford getting those "special" massages from Paolo and Juanito...
Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 1:37PM
i want to know what money she is using to travel and buy these plastic pieces of shit? SHE OWES MILLIONS...
what the fuck is worng with our society that this cunt rolls around Florida and NYC like she isnt a theif and a whore and her kids shouldnt be in jail with her prick, deadbeat husband.
FUCK THE MADOFF FAMILY...
Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:30PM
@6 how do you really feel about the subject?
Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 3:31PM
@6 how do you really feel about the subject?
Posted by guest , Mar 23, 2009 11:12PM
I'm still waiting for some sort of accounting. No way Madoff stole $50+ billion. Maybe one or two, and a lot of that was used to purchase hard assets (the homes, the jewelry). Am I the only one who thinks the early investors who essentially stole from the later ones deserve to feel some pain?
Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:06PM
#9 - why, exactly, do you have a hard time believeing he stole billions when Jerkoff himself admitted to at least $50 billion? And are you trying to say stealing "maybe one or two" makes this any less illegal.
#6 - couldn't agree more. His kids are sitting in a room having a circle jerk for daddy because he took the blame for everyone. They think they've gotten off with a free pass, but perhaps they should invest in some fashionable kevlar before they hit the streets again.
Posted by guest , Jun 29, 2009 11:07PM
#9 - why, exactly, do you have a hard time believeing he stole billions when Jerkoff himself admitted to at least $50 billion? And are you trying to say stealing "maybe one or two" makes this any less illegal?
#6 - couldn't agree more. His kids are sitting in a room having a circle jerk for daddy because he took the blame for everyone. They think they've gotten off with a free pass, but perhaps they should invest in some fashionable kevlar before they hit the streets again.