• 23 Mar 2009 at 11:34 AM

Say It To His Face

By Bess Levin

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As is his wont, Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time has finally weighed in on the toxic assets plan, with a portrait entitled St. Timothy. It looks absolutely nothing like T. Geith, but that’s not the point. Raymond of our time will be in the alley behind Goldman Sachs tomorrow, taking public annotations, but if you can’t make it, weigh in below and he’ll add your two cents, be it “Great job!” or a sample of DNA, to the canvas. Bidding starts at $30,000, though we have it on good authority you’re going to have some stiff competition.

Comments (8)

  1. 1
    Posted by sacrealstats | March 23, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    “The man that hath no music in himself,
    Nor is not mov’d with concord of sweet sounds,
    Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils.”

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    Wow, it you put it this way, he’s definitely going to be fired soon. St. Timothy is patron saint o of intestinal disorders and stomach diseases.
    http://saints.sqpn.com/saintt25.htm
    Who we really need as Treasury secretary is someone named Matthew. The tax thing was an ominous sign!
    http://saints.sqpn.com/saint-matthew-the-apostle/
    “He was a Roman tax collector, a position equated with collaboration with the enemy by those from whom he collected taxes.”
    Patronage
    accountants
    bankers
    bookkeepers
    customs officers
    financial officers
    guards
    money managers
    Salerno, Italy
    security forces
    security guards
    stock brokers
    tax collectors
    Trier, Germany, diocese of
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/4389300/Workers-worried-in-recession-should-pray-to-patron-saint-of-bankers-says-Catholic-church.html
    “Workers worried in recession should pray to patron saint of bankers, says Catholic church”
    “Workers who fear losing their jobs in the recession should pray to the patron saint of bankers and share dealers, according to the Roman Catholic Church. “

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    Separated at birth: TG and Angel Martin?

  4. 4
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | March 23, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    Too turbo, fuck tax.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    I thought he was the saint of quality footwear?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    I thought he was the patron saint of quality footwear?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 23, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    “The alley behind Goldman Sachs”– Stone Street? Does that mean I have another excuse to go to Ulysses?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | March 24, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    timtiminy, timtiminy tim tinker-oo

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