• 11 Mar 2009 at 2:27 PM

Sir Stans Tells SEC To Shove It

By Bess Levin

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Not that we’re in the can for the cricket-loving fraudster, but would you cooperate with the Securities and Exchange Commission? It’s not like they’ve earned it. Anyway: CNBC reports that Sir Allen Stanford has “declined to cooperate with the SEC fraud probe,” citing the fifth amendment.

Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    Erin Burnett finally wore a somewhat tight shirt, the red one, and she’s sitting in profile. They do seem to be straining against her shirt.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    I also love letting trannies sit on my lap.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    I’d nail that chick on the right.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    @1
    sold

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    “citing the fifth amendment”
    Translation: I’m not going to cooperate because I’m guilty and don’t want to help you find that out.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    Erin definately has new store bought fun bags. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    Dam LIBERALS and there 5th Amendament!!! No CORNSERVATIVE woud ever clame the 5th amdument!!!
    ~Karl Lugummer
    Shack, Idaho

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    What kind of Americans are we if we don’t jain that son-of-a-bitch????? He better stay in hiding.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    In the name of the Crown and appurtenant authorities I, Sir Allen of Mexia, do hereby declare Sovereign Immunity.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    Caesar had is Brutus, Charles I his Cromwell and Sir Allen of Mexia his Tidwell.

  11. 11
    Posted by Gordon Gekko | March 11, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Is the chick on the right Ashley Dupree? If not, she’s got a doppelanger floating around !

  12. 12
    Posted by Anal_yst | March 11, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    @ Gekko
    2nd that, didn’t notice the 1st time butt upon closer inspection, you seem to be spot-on in your, er, “analysis”.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    @gekko/anal_yst- sorry, but the chick above is about a million times hotter than dupre.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    Screen cap looks like an amateur tryout scene from from the “Loverboys USA” website. (It’s NSFW)

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | March 11, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    at least the dude has babes
    The Cayne, Fuld, Noel, Madoff clans had dogs….

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