Picture 855.pngAs you’re aware, Andrew Cuomo has enlisted the assistance of Rep. Barney Frank in an effort to get Bank of America to roll over and submit, concerning the matter of giving the AG what he wants regarding Merrill Lynch bonuses. Not (just) because those “stymieing” bastards are shutting Andy-boy down at every turn but because his office has its hands full with a bigger, younger, more pre-pubescent matter.

A $10,000 Internet bounty was placed on Attorney General Andrew Cuomo’s head by a suspected agent of the North American Man/Boy Love Association, The Post has learned.
The shocking death threat by the infamous organization of pederasts was posted three weeks ago on an Internet news-group bulletin board that originated in The Bronx, law-enforcement sources said.

The threat, described by a source as “unprecedented” because it is believed to come from an organization, prompted a sweeping and ongoing criminal probe by the Attorney General’s Office and at least one other law-enforcement organization, and subpoenas were issued, sources said.
The “reward” was offered under the headline: “$10,000 to shoot Andrew Cuomo in the face!”
“I am an official of NAMBLA, and I can confirm that we have raised the cash to reward any individual who manages to accomplish this task. Thank you,” read the message, a transcript of which was obtained by The Post.

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Comments (18)

  1. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    i’m short everything!

  2. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    Wow. There are organizations for everything (disgusting or not).
    I came across the following the other day. A magazine for rubber stamp enthusiasts.
    http://www.rsmadness.com/aboutrsm.html
    “RubberStampMadness is a quarterly magazine that has been celebrating rubber stamp arts and crafts for the past 30 years.”

  3. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    Could be a misunderstanding. Maybe the NAMBLA guys are just looking for Cuomo to give them head.

  4. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    Shoot, or “shoot?” Perhaps it’s not threatening at all. More like a contest? Hmm.

  5. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    @3, or maybe it’s the North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Association

  6. Posted by Lowly Assistant | March 9, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    A pair of stilettos, one handbag, and some fishnets says this is the work of one S. Cohen, proper.

  7. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 12:43 PM
  8. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    Ghey

  9. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    Cocky bastards.

  10. Posted by Anal_yst | March 9, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    If a man and a boy can’t share each other’s love, then this world truly has gone to hell, sigh…

  11. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    Dear NAMBLA:
    While we realize it is unlikely you are sane, we would like to point out that asking to kill the most powerful AG in the country who, incidentally, married a Kennedy, for a mere $10k is dumber than getting caught by Chris Hansen.

  12. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    NAMBLA is just supporting two of its own, Ken Lewis and Steel Alphin of Bank of America. To be expected.

  13. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    “Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!”
    - Andy Cuomo

  14. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    “rat-faced” andy — our next governor!!

  15. Posted by guest | March 9, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    damn expensive facial…..

  16. Posted by guest | July 7, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    @11 Is he still married to a Kennedy?

  17. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    It wouldn’t surprise me if Andy Cuomo is the type that likes to dip his wick in underage anuses.

  18. Posted by guest | September 2, 2009 at 1:57 AM

    Ok, so maybe it was an appeal offering someone $10k if they could shoot “an” “Andrew Cuomo” in your face…
    Regardless…
    I never, ever, ever thought I’d ever side with NAMBLA ever…never…yet here we are.
    OK, on a serious note, does this mean the democrat stranglehold on perverted sex freaks is slipping???

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