• 18 Mar 2009 at 4:01 PM

The Obama Portfolio

By Equity Private

Ben Is A Long’s Best Friend. The First Long managed to pull safely into double-digit territory on the strength of the Fed rally. Whoo hooo!
The Obama Portfolio (Since Inception): +12.90%
Earlier: The Obama Portfolio

Comments (10)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    Why is Obama wasting his time in the White House? Maybe he should run Citi. And AIG. And GM & Ford.
    Time for America to invest in cloning technology.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    portable alpha! Props to A$ne$$

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    you look like an ass

  4. 4
    Posted by merkin capital partners | March 18, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Michael Scott could have been elected and the market would be higher.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    @1 Not sure if you’ve been watching TV lately – he’s been running Citi, AIG, GM and Ford…………….

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    In simialr and equally important news.
    Blah balh balh blah blah blah balah

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    In similar and equally important news.
    Blah balh balh blah blah blah balah

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    I usually get paid for my advice but am in a generous mood.
    A few thoughts:
    1. Equitywhatever is a f*cking moron. Get rid of it asafp.
    2. Start doing some real stories on some of the interesting shit going on – say, that fuctard garnicks flipping from bull to megabear just in time to cost her clients BILLIONS.
    Thanks fuctard.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 6:26 PM

    obama portfolio and obama approval rating.. inversely related?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 18, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    ‘I usually get paid for my advice but am in a generous mood.’
    the only line that would more readily brand you as in the top quartile of douchebags would be ‘don’t hate the player, hate the game.’

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