• 25 Mar 2009 at 4:12 PM

The Obama Portfolio

By Equity Private

Touched by his Crackness.
The Obama Portfolio (Since Inception): +14.85%
Earlier: The Obama Portfolio

Comments (24)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    America…fuck yeah!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    I hear that is whack!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    So if you bought when Obama told ya, you would have locked in a fantastic annual return by now.
    The case closed. Pigs get slaughtered; Obama cannot give a sell signal for obvious reasons. His advice was solid, no matter what happens next.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    Could EP please remind us of the BHO portfolio performance once a week?
    How about Friday’s after 4pm?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Must you post this everyday? What’s the point you are trying to make, everyday?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    start posting this in terms of gold or some other currency

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    Please keep posting the Obama index. The Klan’s bankers or members who frequent this site can’t (a) get over his becoming POTUS and (2) it wildly conflicts them to make money on the stock market call of someone they don’t like.
    Meanwhile: Thank you Mr. President!!!!!

  8. 8
    Posted by Investorcluzo | March 25, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    everyday, everyday, everyday! c’mon now. the journal posts returns every day, right? not to mention, I like seeing how creative/snarky the db faithful can be. it’s not easy coming up with new material – yet, I’m rarely disappointed. kudos to you, creatively snarky dealbreaker “guest”.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    7 – wildly kill yourself

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    Back off Failed Frat Boyz. This is how WE do it. You had YOUR TURN.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    @3 i would hope his advise was solid considering his information source…
    go fuck yourself.
    EP- houw about a lil math on how Obama’s budget leaves us naked, cold and crying and yet somehow walked out of the east wing last night without answering how that helps us?
    His short term portfolio means nothing and is almost dangerous to promote. What’s unemployment at? Post that portfolio!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Dude, annualize it and it’s insane! That’s what any hedgie worth his salt does.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    love it. Wall St. is gettin fucked and I’m up around 20% since Obama gave the go-ahead.
    bahahahaha
    Hamptons Summer 09!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 8:38 PM

    What a joke. This is not a free market, it is a fixed game biased upwards. Its easy to give buy advice, wink a few times, then make laws that ensure stocks rise.
    TILT TILT TILT

  15. 15
    Posted by EZ2517 | March 25, 2009 at 9:02 PM

    EP, just one a week, eh? Can’t be that hard, unless you have a real mancrush on the ‘Bam.
    C’mon. Fridays only please.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 10:34 PM

    the Bomb rocks. if he had only been born in the US…..

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    obama is a fuckstick- God help us all

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    a fuckstick who properly called the bottom.
    my favorite kind.
    its comedy listening to you right wing hacks try to keep on complaining about him. its like you people are pissed about the country succeeding or something.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | March 25, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    @18
    no, he did not.
    dow rising, Obama policies, & country succeeding, mutually exclusive concepts.
    unfortunately we will live to see the day that he is exposed for the puppet on Soros’ string he is.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 12:20 AM

    lol, “he properly called the bottom”
    After two years of jawboning the market into a near total collapse he says “if you take a long term view, now might be a good time to buy stocks.” The kid who mows my lawn said the same thing when the Dow broke 7k.
    Ride his jock all you like, he properly called nothing except an end to his efforts to tank the market to make the eventual and inevitable recovery that much larger…and attributable to him.
    Would you thank the arsonist who burned down your house because he called the fire department…imbecile.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 1:27 AM

    Boy, this feature is tiresome.
    –from a Democrat

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 1:46 AM

    My favorite part about this feature is that it always brings out the whining cunts who take themselves too seriously.
    Oh, wait – is there a rule that says you have to read every item?
    Fucksticks Unite! And then go back to http://moveon.org.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 6:48 AM

    Agree, no more whining. Stop handing over power and thought process to a loudmouth two party system that doesn’t work.
    http://www.reason.com

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 7:46 AM

    ?? Touched by his Crackness. ??
    WTF does that mean?

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