• 26 Mar 2009 at 4:01 PM

The Obama Portfolio: Do You Know What That Is Annualized?!

By Equity Private

I mean, you just have to give it up for the First Analyst. Hot. Hot. Hot.
The Obama Portfolio (Since Inception): +17.68%
Earlier: The Obama Portfolio

Comments (28)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    Is Obama a sell side analyst? How do I get in touch with him?

  2. 2
    Posted by Clown Capital | March 26, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    I am a Treasury Secretary,
    What is monetary policy?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    It’s twuuu. It’s twuuuuuu!

  4. 4
    Posted by american bandersnatch | March 26, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    If this rate of appreciation stays steady for the next two decades, the government will be able to run a surplus even with his new programs! He is the chosen one.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    what is the actual date of inception

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    is Obama accepting LP’s at this time?

  7. 7
    Posted by Investorcluzo | March 26, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    rejoice! time to release the hounds…
    WSJ MARKETS ALERT: Dow Industrials Up 21% From Bear-Market Low
    The Dow Jones Industrial Average surged 174.75 points, or 2.25% to 7924.56 on Thursday and is now up 21.04% from its 12-year closing low of 6547.05 hit on March 9, surpassing one common threshold for a bull market. The Nasdaq Composite Index rose 58.05 points, or 3.80% to 1587.00 and is now positive for the year to date.

  8. 8
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | March 26, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    3,
    Baby, please! I am not from Havana!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    @3, excuse me while I whip this out
    And I’ve said this before; I’ll say it again. The Obama Fund has generated an alpha of zero.
    And he charges a carry of 20%.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Plus Obama is levered 30:1, so you’ve gotta take that into account.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    Since the gov’t owns a huge part of the formerly “private” economy, he is simply trading on inside information. I would definitely listen to what he says.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    who needs alpha when you can pledge beta?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    @9,11
    you fucktwats need some new material.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    @2–I think the correct term is “Treasury CEO.”
    @9–the carry is actually 39.6% for LPs and rising.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    @9 – get some new material, or kill yourself.

  16. 16
    Posted by Investorcluzo | March 26, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    @14 – I believe the sub-advisors based out of new york have a carry of 14.5%

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    Isn’t “generating alpha” what got the SDCERA folk in some trubs?
    Kthxs

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    @15, “kill yourself”…not really new material around here.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 6:26 PM

    @15, lighten up, buddy. You’ll feel better with another helping of snitzengruben.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 6:39 PM

    and what is the Sharpe?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    Barack is killing it… he’s kicking Buffett’s ass.. the student has become the teacher…
    http://moneyneversleepsblog.blogspot.com/2009/03/barack-vs-buffett-update-market-rally.html

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    Obama is so fucking rad.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 7:49 PM

    @ 13/15 – dill weeds. Blazing Saddles was the greatest movie of all time. You didn’t know that, did you, ass wipe?
    The Other Guy from Delaware

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    What the football?

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    @2 – don’t worrk about it, just keep repeating that everything’s “Magically Delicious”

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | March 26, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    Damn “worrY”

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2009 at 1:30 AM

    I don’t know why your all hating on Obama, I am happy with his return so far.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | March 27, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    @25 — HE’S an ELF!! NOT a fucking Leprauchaun. Get your “little people” straight, dicknozzle

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