• 17 Mar 2009 at 4:03 PM

The Obama Portfolio: Killin’ It

By Equity Private

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie, populist outrage seems to be good for the First Portfolio, as it now snakes its way up into double digits. U-S-A! U-S-A!
The Obama Portfolio (Since Inception): +10.72%
Earlier: The Obama Portfolio

Comments (26)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    So how does that crow taste, EP?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Still an alpha of zero percent.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    noise

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    Quants suck ass

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    @2 of course it’s an alpha of zero percent… he told you to buy the market!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    EP, you are reasonably smart, but what you fail to understand is that even a stopped clock is right twice a day. This time, the populists are right when it comes to AIG.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    @4, you clearly don’t know what alpha is…

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    u shouldve built the obama portfolio with the ultra long S&P ETF!!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Looks like Obama sides with AIG, as well as Chris Dodd.
    http://www.butasforme.com/2009/03/17/obamas-stimulus-bill-explicitly-grants-aig-the-legal-right-to-hand-out-bonuses/
    So populism be damned?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    EP, U-S-A sounds better than Belgium, or wherever the hell you are from.

  11. 11
    Posted by MarshallStack | March 17, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    SOLD to you that way – put it on the tape at 778.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    so does this mean we are fixed? I mean unless i am confused this has no baring on anything whatsoever of any importance in anything. Obama’s portfolio means less to me then that hot body/ugly face competition between sara jessica parker and Kirstin Dunst…
    Unemployemnt at 8% EP…post that shit.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    ”
    Looks like Obama sides with AIG, as well as Chris Dodd.”
    god damn you’re an obtuse retard.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    omg, bess!! this was such a good idea when it started. what happened?????

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    omg, retard!! bess didn’t write this!!!!

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    @12 SJP has a face like a foot
    So is contract abrogation the new killing it?

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    well, work be damned. the Pink Obama is having his portfolio party at the swank Gym gay bar on 8th avenue in manhattan. Jus celebratin obama paying for my drinks n all.
    -mrp
    ps: bho, would you be kind enough to pass me that mojito kplsthx.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    well, work be damned. the Pink Obama is having his portfolio party at the swank Gym gay bar on 8th avenue in manhattan. Jus celebratin obama paying for my drinks n all.
    -mrp
    ps: bho, would you be kind enough to pass me that mojito kplsthx.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    Big deal, I wouldn’t wipe my ass with 11%
    I’m up 250% off Citi’s bullshit

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    wow maybe he should have been a TRADER in the market instead of a TRAITOR to it…

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    is messiah ever wrong? when he says now is a good time to buy, looks like hes dead on…
    anyone know who hes pickin to win the tourney

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    @19 — We suspect you mean you’re up 150%. But we not likely to believe you called the bottom on C when you don’t know how to calculate a percentage.
    Yours,
    People Less Stupid Than You

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    Well @22, perhaps @19 leveraged his position when the stock hit $2 ?

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 6:34 PM

    @5, congrats, my friend, you get an A
    @4, the math was pretty easy there, believe it or not
    /2

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    didn’t you know? wu-tang clan ain’t nuttin to fuck with

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | March 17, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    Thank you Mr. President!!!!! And we have been so safe, too!!!
    All the sucker MDs have to call him SIRE !!!

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