So, we just spoke with Time 100 finalist Charlie Gasparino and let’s just say that *someone* can expect a call from Gaspo’s lawyer. At issue: in the cons section for why Chaz shouldn’t be named one of the 100 most influential people of the year. According to T mag, CG once predicted that “AIG would never go bankrupt.” Not so says The Man Without Sleeves! “The notion that I was nice to AIG is batshit insane,” C to the C told us. “AIG’s flacks hate me. The only thing I ever said, in December 2007, was that they had enough capital to survive at that point.” Chaz is demanding a correction and– and please, please, please let this happen– “a cover story apology.” Regarding who should be named the most influential person of the year, Gaspo says Meredith Whitney, second only to himself.

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Comments (10)

  1. Posted by guest | March 30, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    Bess should have made it!

  2. Posted by Lowly Assistant | March 30, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    I still think Bess owes us a picture of him training in his Boar’s Head emblazoned neoprene, triathlon outfit. Fair is fair.

  3. Posted by guest | March 30, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    Bess, deep down I know you wish you made the list. It’s only natural to want some glory. After all, look at those hacks on CNBC who get the bright lights pointed at them. Good, bad, it’s all ego-boosting shininess. And, let’s face it, it’s not like you write with a pen name.
    But stop it right there. The second you go THAT mainstream this show officially jumps the shark. Nobody wants to say they “liked DB back when it was cool.” Nobody wants that. So even though you hide it very well, a little less envy when it comes to this list, please.

  4. Posted by Anal_yst | March 30, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    @3
    Just a guess, but I’d venture a guess that the only “evny” may be the $ the dolts on CNBC likely pull down for whatever it is they do over there.

  5. Posted by guest | March 30, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    @3- are you suggesting she shouldn’t have informed as that charlie is calling for (and expects) a cover apology? check yourself. you don’t know bess at all.

  6. Posted by guest | March 30, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    Bah, those on this list are all puppets of the shadow top 100 most influential people. And, yes Bess moves among these phantoms of industry.

  7. Posted by guest | March 30, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    I once gave Charlie’s mother the Rusty Trombone

  8. Posted by guest | March 30, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    Speaking of overhyped gassy press hacks, Robert Gibbs as Clark Griswald’s cousin Eddie?

  9. Posted by guest | March 30, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    7- is charlie’s mom a tranny?

  10. Posted by guest | March 30, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    @7- go to urbandictionary.com and find out what a rusty trombone really is

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