Wachovia Doesn't Want You To Know About Any (Future) Instances Of Employees Eating Cat Food

Posted by Bess Levin, Mar 10, 2009, 12:16pm

Picture 863.pngEarly last month, Wachovia blocked access to Dealbreaker. Then, because they couldn't quit us (no one ever can), the ban was lifted. Today we're told it's back in effect, supposedly "over last week's cat food incident." Now I'm pissed. First off, I'm sorry, but did we tell one of your employees to eat three cans of cat food in thirty minutes, in an attempt to receive a cash prize upon successful completion of the challenge? No, we merely chronicled the event. Second, we didn't even make too much fun of the whole thing, and you marshmallow tower-building bitches know we could've. No longer will we be so kind. From here out, we're going to make it our special beat to cover whatever profitability/stomach lining destroying games your people are playing. When a Wach first year eats a pile of dog food, we'll be there. When an up and coming MD eats a bunch of paint chips, we'll be there.

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