First off, I don’t know how we missed this, and for that I am truly sorry. Moving on: I think we’ll probably all be in agreement that it’s not surprising to hear our former governor keeps his socks on during sex, or that he would be all anal about folding his pants beforehand. But other allegations by one of his ladies, made around the first anniversary of SpitzorSwallowsGate, do give us a moment’s pause.
Specifically that of call girl “Annie,” who Ness apparently met through hedge fund employee-cum-Madam Kristen Davis, when he was attorney general. According to “Annie,” Spitz was (is?) into a little rough play. Okay, but be honest– he strikes you as the sort to call shotgun on the sub role, not the other way around, no? We remain skeptical the steamroller didn’t want to be steamrolled behind close doors, but this is what “Annie” is claiming:
“He wanted a scenario where I was supposed to say I had just been to a self-defense class. He was supposed to respond, ‘Let’s see if you learned anything. He would be aggressive. I would have to defend myself.
“When he arrived, he took off his jacket but kept on his shirt and tie. His demeanor was nice, but I don’t remember any kissing or tenderness. He wanted to get on with the role-play. It was the first time I’d done that.
“I remember holding his wrists and him pushing back. I felt he was gauging my strength. We moved to the bed. He put his clothes neatly to the side, folding his pants. Yes, he did leave his socks on.
“I was never fully undressed. He was naked. He was perspiring a lot. He was holding me down. He pinned me to the bed. That didn’t bother me. But when he grabbed my throat, that was too much. I remember trying to push myself up off the bed, which made him apply more pressure. I’ve never been worried about my safety, but I was really concerned.
“Finally, I pushed him away and got up. He hadn’t finished. But I’d had enough. I don’t think he was planning on really hurting me. He didn’t ask if I was all right. He didn’t appear to be mad, either. Maybe he had had so many experiences with other people that he could see I didn’t know what I was doing. As he was leaving, he gave me a tip.”
A lawyer for Spitzer said, “This is outrageous and defamatory.” Madam Kristin, now on probation for promoting prostitution, says that she told Spitzer that some of her girls had complained hed gotten “rough and too aggressive” — and that he refused to use a condom.
“Define ‘rough and aggressive,’ ” Davis quotes prosecutor Spitzer as saying in her memoir (available at Manhattan Madam.com). She says he later apologized.
Nature rules.
Be a pimp — don’t forget the gimp!
But what’s with the socks? Plantar warts?
socks on = “old man toe” i.e., nail fungus
Not a Ponzi Scheme (well, @ least we don’t custody).
-the new killin it
ps- MADOFF ACTED ALONE!
@3- or just an huge tool.
Is Eliot Spitzer gonna havta choke a bitch?
This makes me almost as horny as Dylan Ratigan wearing one sock.
“Run bitch, run! Go get yourself some help!”
-BeckyBootFan
Why do we care about this??
double question marks@9- hm, b/c spitzer demonized wall street and it’s cathartic watching the hypocrite be humiliated?
10 = ding ding ding we have a winna !
Wonder if he ever just tried having sex on a blanket in the middle of a big field on a sunny day with a woman that he was crazy about.
Nope. Why would anyone enjoy that? Slap her around – much better.
Pathetic freak.
3 No, no. Spitz is a big runner, as those of you who do loops in Central Park in the AM can attest. Or at least he was pre Ashley – havent seen him in ages. Runner’s feet can get really ugly. Different from fungus which is seriously contagious and would get treated, esp if you have health insurance.
@6 Damn, beat me to it!
Ladies – what you think of Marshall @12? Sounds like mr. sensitive new age guy. You like that, or you like getting slapped around a bit (figuratively, not literally).
@10
9 here. I despise Spitzer but I certainly do not want to know that he prefers to keep his sox on. That horrible image will now be ingrained in my head for the rest of the day.
13- I ran NYC 26.2 last fall and my feet never got so gnarly I felt I had to keep my socks on.
If you have this problem use bodyglide (no not astroglide you freaks). Google it.
@16- hey idiot boy, the socks part wasn’t the point of the post.
@15, if you have to ask, then you’re not getting laid a whole lot these days (unless you’re paying).
“the socks part wasn’t the point of the post.”
Granted. But it wasn’t there by accident, either. And since when do DB comments stick to the point??? Is that a rule?
Little know fact. Annie: http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/hiring-watch-09-bac.php
Little known fact. This is Annie:
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/hiring-watch-09-bac.php
@20- the commenter wanted to know “why do we care??” then when told why he hsould care, said he doesn’t care about spitz’s socks, which while included, was not the “why you should care” part of the post.
#9: when he was AG of NY Spitzer told us we should care about it, we are just listening to him.
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chimp
“Decriminalize sex, and let it be a private affair.”
-One happy goddam Libertarian
@6 – nice job Lowly.
If memory serves me, Sandy’s autobiography descibes an identical situation with a naked Spitzer choking him as a way to get Citi to agree to the Wall Street research settlement. Old habits die hard…
- Fixed Income
the commenter wanted to know “why do we care??” then when told why he hsould care, said he doesn’t care about spitz’s socks, which while included, was not the “why you should care” part of the post.
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Thanks for the rundown.
This sounds about as romantic as the prison shower scene in “American History X.”
NO KISSING? OH MY GOD! That heartless bastard!
Caveat venditor- seller beware.
This sounds about as romantic as the prison shower scene in “American History X.”
NO KISSING? OH MY GOD! That heartless bastard!
As for the rough stuff: caveat venditor- seller beware.
@30- um, he’s fucking a hooker. that sort of kills any designs on romance.