• 19 Mar 2009 at 3:44 PM

What Should We Rename AIG?

By Bess Levin

Not sure how we missed this yesterday, but apparently Ed Liddy told Congress that “the AIG name is so thoroughly wounded and disgraced that we’re probably going to have to change it.” He’s probably right! But to what? Get your noms in today. We’ll forward the best ones on to Lids.

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    USUC – United States Underwriting Corp.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    American Income Gougers.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    frankendod

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    Acme TNT

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    EDSEL

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    IAG – I Ain’t Good
    (because I am willing to do a senior finance job for $100,000/yr)

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Troubled Asset Inventory Nearing Trillions… or “TAINT”

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Department of Ex-Millionaires

  9. 9
    Posted by american bandersnatch | March 19, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Equality Insurance Group

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    Goldman Sachs

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    GAI – Gettin Anally Investigated

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    He Hate Me

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    OUCH
    only unemployable come here

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    12..awesome XFL reference

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    GF – Getting Fisted

  16. 16
    Posted by Investorcluzo | March 19, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    an AIG by any other name would still cost the american taxpayer just as much…

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Toast

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    PIG

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Chad Ocho Cinco

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    AIG… there you go. All fixed.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    SB & T
    stupid, broke & taxed

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    The company formerly known as AIG
    Ron Mexico

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Acme Insurance Group

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    Bank Left Under My Parent’s Kangaroo’s Intestinal Napkin or BLUMPKIN

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    USA formerly known as AIG.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    How about TAR?

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    Greenberg Fleeces America -GFA

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    Drexel Burnham Lambert II

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    Government Insurance Group (GIG). Perfect for questions such as: So how’s your GIG going? Is it a good GIG? Bad GIG?

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    Cancer

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    GFU (Slogan: Good For You or Hank Fucked Up.)

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Ain’t It Good?

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    sorry…
    GFU (Slogan: Good For You or GREENBERG Fucked Up.)

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    IGA…in geiththner’s ass

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    _ _ _

  36. 36
    Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | March 19, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Assets Into Goldman

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    BH – black hole

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    Arrogance Incompetence Greed

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    P.I.G.

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    From that old “Moonlighting” episode – ECAC (E-Z Credit Assurance Corp.)

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    T.W.D – Toxic Waste Dump

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    John Carney and Company.

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 7:30 PM

    Spooky’s Laundromat

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    ING – I NO GOOD

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | March 19, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    U.S. Insurance Department

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 12:35 AM

    All Income Gone

  47. 47
    Posted by StillNoCouch | March 20, 2009 at 2:52 AM

    iSuck

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 6:53 AM

    Enron

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 7:00 AM

    The Credit Default Swap Meet
    TRB

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    Department of Health and Human Services
    a.k.a. ObamaCare

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    GAI, pronounced “gay.”
    -DT

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 8:06 AM

    Super Karate Monkey Death Car

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    USAIG

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    Bear Stearns

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 8:55 AM

    Bernard L. Madoff Securities

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    Sooooooo…
    Beth???
    What is the best name?

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    J.T. Marlin

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    J.T. Marlin

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    J.T. Marlin

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | June 2, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    AIG should be renamed PIG (Perverted Insurance Group)

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