• 20 Mar 2009 at 3:33 PM

Where The Jobs At?

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Picture 948.pngMany of you have been asking that question lately, so thought we’d offer some clues. Right here baby:

The Foxy Lady wants to be sure that its three locations are fully staffed and prepared to meet their customers’ demands….so the Providence, Rhode Island, strip club will be holding a job fair to fill 30 positions — bartenders, waitresses, masseuses and strippers — according to club manager Bob Travisono.
“We are looking to find a diamond in the rough,” Travisono told CNN.
Based on phone inquiries, Travisono said he’s expecting a large crowd Saturday for the job fair.
So many people in Rhode Island have been hit hard by the economy that we wanted to do our part,” he said, adding that he couldn’t think of a better place than the Foxy Lady to find that ideal job.

Plus, the government won’t have a say over your compensation! Or just go work for SAC. Same diff/no diff.
Strip club fair offers solution to skimpy job market [CNN]

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    Comments (21)

    1. 1
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 3:38 PM

      Fist

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 3:44 PM

      All that money Uncle Ben is printing has to end up somewhere. Might as well be between a G string and a toned hip.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 3:52 PM

      i love the solid gold room!

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 4:02 PM

      too hand – couldn’t job

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 4:05 PM

      too jack – didn’t off

    6. 6
      Posted by Investorcluzo | March 20, 2009 at 4:09 PM

      time to revisit the fox trot…foxy lady followed by foxwoods.
      I’m not sure there are too many ladies in finance that could qualify. just because you’re a hot banker, doesn’t mean you’re hot in the real world.

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 4:11 PM

      Boom goes the dynamite.
      That girl looks so sad. Haha….awww

    8. 8
      Posted by legal eagle | March 20, 2009 at 4:11 PM

      Isn’t prostitution legal in Rhode Island as long as it’s not done outside? So, if you take the job, you may be signing up for more than you’d anticipated.
      http://www.diggersrealm.com/mt/archives/001203.html

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 4:13 PM

      You wouldn’t know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head.

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 4:16 PM

      I hadn’t been to a strip club since my early 20′s. Last month I was bored at a conference in Phoenix. I blew off the dinner and went to Great Alaskan Bush Co.
      Wow. Highly recommend it. It’s a hell of a lot more entertaining when you have a few hun’s to drop, rather than trying to stretch $20 to cover drinks, dances, and cover charge.

    11. 11
      Posted by american bandersnatch | March 20, 2009 at 4:30 PM

      Guess a $ goes further in Phoenix than NYC.

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 4:32 PM

      welcome to friartown

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 5:02 PM

      Umm…masseuse at a strip club? Really? How does that work exactly? How do you even justify that in any reasonable way?

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 5:04 PM

      They are also famous for their legs and eggs brunch.

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 6:44 PM

      And ass and gas lunch

    16. 16
      Posted by Garuda | March 20, 2009 at 7:29 PM

      Spearmint Rhino/Las Vegas is hiring, but you need a “sheriff’s card” and a “business license.”
      http://www.spearmintrhinolv.com/

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 7:30 PM

      too toss – didn’t off

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 9:23 PM

      Hi, I’m calling about the missionary position?

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | March 20, 2009 at 11:10 PM

      Legs and eggs at the Foxy!

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | March 21, 2009 at 5:32 PM

      Strip clubs and bottle service are necessary to retain key personnel; otherwise they will leave and [insert TARP recipient's name here] will be devastated.
      Spread the word.

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | March 22, 2009 at 7:16 PM

      They had a huge shooting there a few years ago. Jealous “boyfriend” went postal.
      Applicants, BYOBodyarmor.

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