In case you missed Mad Max’s latest track.
You’re Required To Get A Bathroom Pass From Lloyd Blankfein Before Taking A Leak, Aren’t You? AREN’T YOU?
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More Congressional insanity here:
http://wonkette.com/407228/a-childrens-treasury-of-wacky-depressing-clips-from-todays-geithner-bernanke-hearing
Maxine is on the scene because Wall Street’s self-proclaimed “best and brightest” nearly destroyed the financial system on a global scale.
So, if you want to make historic, stupid financial blunders and get paid huge bonuses for it with taxpayer money, expect Maxine et al to come ‘a callin’.
maxine sounds like a retard but she’s right… everyone knows the jews @ gs are running the show… it’s no secret.
@2…and using taxpayer time to air her insane goldman sachs conspiracy theories?
Can we please pick someone else to cross examin Geitner.
Like the AFLAC duck?
Anyone else, other then this housekeeper for the love of god.
SOYLENT GREEN….IS PEOPLE!!!
@3- cut off your dick and stick it in your ear.
you’re done.
While we’re all bitching about things here, I’m still pissed that Scooter didn’t get pardoned. The damn libs won.
~Fake Dick Cheney
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
#6 = racist
@8 calm down, i’m jewish.
- 3
@11 why is that racist?
-6
Bust a deal and face the wheel!
Every time she questions anyone about anything she brings me back (and others have said this too) to a time when I was a teenager and I was late getting home. She has that “what the heck have you been doing motherly tone” You know the “I’m glad you are okay so now let me scream and yell at you for an hour to find out what exactly y’all have been up to.
@5 or the trilateral commission. this goes higher than you think.
It goes from god, to jerry, to you, to the cleaners.
O/T: Wow, someone just gave EP and Bess quite a complement.
http://tinyurl.com/dlxtqt
@8 I am not a Jew and I have to agree with 3. For the sake of transparency; I am wearing Calvin Klein boxer briefs, I used to own a Dell desktop (switched to a Mac), and my closet has about a half dozen Purple Label suits. I happen to love Jews, I just don’t love the greedy ones who run Goldman…or the loud obnoxious ones that wouldn’t shut up in my accounting classes…but that’s another story.
In this defining moment, douche McBama is planning to nominate that dumb bitch to the Supreme Court.
Surpised you haven’t posted batshit crazy Michelle Bachmann’s question time, where she didn’t where the Fed’s powers came from. I though Bernanke was going to rip her head off.
@13 – calling a black congresswoman a “housekeeper” is obviously racist.
@19- spare us your political insight SBII. Everyone here is well aware of your batshit right wing knee-jerk reactions to every god damn event or non-event.
@18 go fuck your father
I want a Waters – Palin debate and I want it now.
-TBN
@20 – I agree that Bachmann was insane, but you see, she’s not a liberal or a Democrat, so mocking her would go against EP’s mostly deeply held beliefs. Only lefties are allowed to be mocked on this site.
portraying it as a conspiracy, doesn’t make it untrue.
This is funnier than the comedy channel. So GS is calling the shots in a double secret meeting behind the soda machine!! She should call up Gov Corzine and get the real scoop! I’m Max’ed out!!
maxine waters does not care about jewish people.
It would be much better if taxpayer’s representatives in Congress were prevented entirely from asking any questions about Goldman Sachs.
We just can’t have folks asking questions about Goldman Sachs.
Please, please, let’s make sure everyone understands: do not under any circumstances question anything ever done by Goldman Sachs.
Leave Goldman Sachs alone. They’re very sensitive.
@21 maybe its you that are the racist. Since clearly you are pointing out something to do with her race and housekeeping, that i missed.
I was simply pointing out where her talents are best suited.
You watch a lil too much CNN and clearly have some racial issues.
-13
@26 – It may very well be true, but going after it without getting your facts straight just makes you look like an idiot. Of course GS was one of the many parties “looking” at Bear, but nothing came of it. How come she’s not up in arms that Dimon boy made off like a bandit in all this.
she should have made him raise his right hand and said “are you now or have you ever been a Goldman employee?”, haha
if NJ votes corzine out in november, does he:
a – new CFO of GS
b – work for the Federal Reserve
c – join the obama-nomics team
d – live in the shadows as all Illuminati bankers do
ok 13 and 21 I feel qualified to comment in that my housekeeper and my Congressman are both black and I have never been an employee only a customer of GS. Mad Max is simply carrying on a long standing tradition among some black American politicians that the US Govt. engages in vast conspiracies against our citizens ( the Reagan administration intentionally creating HIV to be spread in minority communities )The GS conspiracy she alludes to has great sex appeal to the demagogues in the Congress and media and makes great television when Trish Regan is busy have her tan reapplied.
@22
In this defining moment, as my progressive policies take hold of our nations long dormant social yearnings, and we become greatness, as I am, I say unto you, how is that we can achieve unity in these trying times?
And I tell you the answer, as befits me, the one and great McBama, a nation of candy-strippers who suck lots of cock, under the guidance (and poundage) of Chairman Frank, we shall pay mortgages for inner city children, re-elect in perpetuity academically challenged (but darkness, baby, darkness) breasteses for the sake of diversity, in this defining moment.
And of course, the fairness doctrine, as such as I see it, in this defining moment – that is the path, the way, my way.
@28
You are a star.
@SBII- seriously, shut up. you’re a complete douche. stop complaining about your miserable existence and go do something about it (if you can’t figure something out, suicide is always an option…I bet you’d love to say it was Obama’s fault in your note).
@34 my housekeeper is mexican. I think Maxipad would be happier if ACORN came in to fix the economy instead of those crackers at GS.
-13
Wow, lots of thin-skinned, pansy Jews on Dealbreaker. Chill out!! Stop being so defensive. No one is starting a pogrom or expelling Jews. Obama’s got your back.
SBII calls 911
http://www.wfsb.com/news/19000848/detail.html
@39 Obama has our back? Yeah, all that money HillClit is handing over to HAMAS to rebuild GAZA.
I thought he was Israeli.
SCHMUCK.
@37
what’s a matter?
ALL YOUR CEO ARE BELONG TO US!!
such angry comments! time to hit the bar and blow off some steam
@41- “I thought he was Israeli.”
that’s cause you’re a retard.
@45 sarcasm?
You fucking dick licker. go join 44 at the bar you are done.
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I’m fascinated why this Waters lady is still around, then I recalled Tom lecturing Michael in “Godfather” why he cannot kill an NY cop…
As the story goes, then, the likely ending is some scandal of this lady forcing her out, if not putting her behind bars. The recent revelation of her effort in getting her husband’s bank some TARP money is a good start. *_^
I’m fascinated why this Waters lady is still around, then I recalled Tom lecturing Michael in “Godfather” why he cannot kill an NY cop…
As the story goes, then, the likely ending is some scandal of this lady forcing her out, if not putting her behind bars. The recent revelation of her effort in getting her husband’s bank some TARP money is a good start. *_^
Maxine Waters saw ‘Knowing’ over the weekend is just trying to save us from the End of the World. She looked at her movie ticket and the serial number read ‘GS666′.
Hey, steamin’ willie seamon, how many f’in moments are gonna be defining moments? By definition, they all can’t be defining.
I dunno, but Douche McBama sure does like to (re)-define his moments, his platitudes, and his abilities.
Are you such a glory hole jizz-wart as to not know the OneDouche’s famous syncopations?
we all know the shriners are running the scene. those little cars they drive with the funny little hats.
it’s scary how dumb max is.
@#30 (a.k.a 13)
I take exception to your comment. My housekeeper is 400x smarter than Maxine Waters. The dirt I sweep off my porch is at least 10x smarter. But, you should know that in this Brave New World you cannot express any criticisms of an idiot who happens to be black because the more highly evolved progressives among us all associate housekeepers, thugs, apes etc. with black people and it is your responsibility to keep them from their associations because they can’t control themselves.
You go girl. This is what you get for fuckin with da people!
My, my. A few dealbreakerettes must’ve had somebody sign in for them at their “required” diversity meetings. As a Dem, I concur. Mad Max is as crazy as a Minnesota loon (or Michelle Bachmann) but really, folks, don’t we all know that the HR is comprised of 4-5 people who control everything and all else is bad theatre? I miss Cynthia “Tupac” McKinney so much. What’s sad in this thread is that General Oxytocin’s crew is still in denial. So sad (and pathetic).
Maxine Waters is functionally retarded- what a fucking idiot
If she already has the answers, why is she asking?
She is rediculous.
BAIL, BAIL, BAIL (the Men of Goldman Sachs)
(Beer, Beer, Beer (Charlie Mochs) Irish drinking song)
WilliamBanzai7
Sing along Laddies and Lassies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9G-Np1HB9M
1,2,3 Bail, Bail, Bail
A long time ago, way back in Wall Street bailout history,
When the best game in town was was schtupping AIG,
A long came a bank by the name of Goldmen Sachs,
And they invented a wonderful drink, and they made it out of subprime schlock.
Chorus:
Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and/or PONZI kings,
And for them praise those busted bankers shall always sing;
Look at what they’ve done for us, they’ve filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,
Lord, bless those men of Goldman Sachs who invented…
Bailout Beer Beer Beer taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail…
The Goldman pub, the Wall Street Inn, the AIG blackhole in the wall as well
One thing you can be sure of, it’s Hank Paulsen’s bailout beer they sell;
So all you busted bailed out bankers, at eleven o’clock you stop,
For five short seconds, remember the men of Goldman Sachs!
One… two… three… four… five…
Repeat Chorus
A busted hedge, a barrel of toxic asset slop, stir it around with a stick,
Just the type of lubrication to make your networth sink;
Another trillion dollars of TARP wallop will keep alive those bailout hacks,
It’s only eighty cents half penny a pint, but a trillion more in tax.
One… two… three… four… five…
Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and/or PONZI kings,
And for them praise those busted bankers shall always sing;
Look at what they’ve done for us, they’ve filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,
Lord, bless those men of Goldman Sachs who invented…
Bailout Beer Beer Beer taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail…
The men of Goldmen Sox
i counted 14 — number of times she said goldman sachs. did i miss any more?
tim geithner has a ceo?
the look on his face the entire time, lol!
she’s completely out of her mind. even if you hate goldman, she’s totally out of her mind.
Amazing! I cant believe she was able to read off that piece of paper. Oh wait…there was probably just pictures. A bar of gold
A sign one would find on the mens bathroom
A sack of pork-rinds
and of course the evil jew with fangs and a CEO t-shirt.
” Finally, somebody had the sack to ask Tim about it publicly. She would have been better served to concentrate on Goldman’s role in the AIG decision (why was Lloyd Blankfein at the AIG rescue meeting last Fall?). But we applaud her nonetheless for her insight into how much better I would feel after hearing her scrotum smack Tim’s forehead.”
http://bit.ly/SWbRc
i would have gone with “hearing her scrotum bounce of timmy’s soft lips”
solid.
Her constituents, enough said.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California%27s_35th_congressional_district