• 16 Apr 2009 at 1:35 PM
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A Different Class of Ponzi

Picture 1116.pngIf you are going to Ponzi, do it right. For instance, don’t waste your time on a Hummer or something. Get yourself an Aston Martin. Peter Madoff has one.

…liquidators claim “in March and May 2008, Bernard Madoff caused wire transfers from MSIL accounts to be made to the Aston Martin company in the amounts of £35,000 and £100,000, respectively, for a total of £135,000 ($237,600), in order to enable the purchase of a vintage Aston Martin automobile, model number DB2/4 1964 … for Mr. Madoff’s brother Peter Madoff.”

I mean there’s ponzi and then there’s Ponzi. Just ask the Noels.
Peter Madoff’s $235,000 Company Car [ABC News]

Comments (30)

  1. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    Someone needs to shoot them Romanoff style…

  2. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    None of this comes close to triumphing the biggest Ponzi scheme in human civilization. Originally conceived in 1935, we have come to fondly know of it now as “Social Security”

  3. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    At least now we know where the $52 billion went…
    Maintenance!

  4. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    @2- thanks, we’ve heard that joke approximately 838,487,982 times, and been forwarded an email containing it 874 times on top of that. Don’t let that stop you from leaving it in a comment like it’s new and hilarious, though.

  5. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    4 But it is true no?

  6. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    a metric Aston of martins

  7. Posted by Anal_yst | April 16, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    Ah, the beauteous Astons of yore, how I long for the day when those of present will cease to look like Jaguar XK’s with aero kits….

  8. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    @7,8: The beauty of the car grinds to a halt when you pass it and notice a middle-aged, balding MOT behind the wheel.

  9. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    @9 true, most sexy cars are wasted on old people. most sexy russian girls as well btw..

  10. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    @10, as I said @3:
    It’s all in who can afford the maintenance.

  11. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    @10 and don’t forget board positions..

  12. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    None of this comes close to triumphing the biggest Ponzi scheme in human civilization. Originally conceived in 1935, we have come to fondly know of it now as “Social Security”
    Too soon?

  13. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    oh yeah … you just got lit up @4

  14. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    @10: Peter M. is almost a stereotype of the middle-aged, balding, glasses-wearing, short little nebbish who thinks a car like this can redeem him.
    That he has millions of dollars and STILL bought the car through the company is even more nauseating.

  15. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    ponzi or no ponzi…the man has taste

  16. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    I realize most readers are clueless about fine cars, given 90% drive 3 Series, and the occasional ass-talk that some here spew about this subject matter
    Now the Aston in question is the ugly duckling of the classic Astons, and Peter got ripped off, no surprise.
    If one is to collect Astons, he should focus on the DB5 (aka James Bond) or the famed DB4 GT Zagato or even some ex-works DB Le Mans racers.
    This car is worth half what he paid, though its a better invetsment than his Brothers Fund.

  17. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    There is nothing wrong with a 3 series.

  18. Posted by Anal_yst | April 16, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    @17
    I’d agree with you esp wrt the db5 and zagato, but also figured it’d be a bit tangential.
    Also, most readers probably don’t drive 3-series, fyi

  19. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    @17 people do have differing opinions on cars…as amazing as that may seem…i don’t doubt he overpaid for the car though…but he wasn’t paying for it, his investors were, so I doubt that was on his list of cares at that point.

  20. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    You guys are forgetting the biggest ponzi scheme in history…”Social Security”.

  21. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    Personally, I think nothing can beat my vintage 1972 Lada.
    - Lloyd Blankfein

  22. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    Infiniti

  23. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    ouch, 4 got owned

  24. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    Take it easy 24/14 we all know your’re 13/2, so it took you all afternoon to respond to 4, and you still screwed up. Quit jerking yourself off – you’ll get jizz in the keyboard.

  25. Posted by HAM05 | April 16, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    jizz on the keyboard is the new killing it

  26. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    I wish people would stop jerking themselves off. At least have your secretary do it for you.
    Jefferies analyst

  27. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    A friend of TGFD’s buys cars the way other people buy shoes.
    He has an Aston-Martin sitting in his garage now, one he bought a year or so ago for $135K cash.
    His businesses are now in danger of folding, and he wishes he had that $135k handy.
    Problem is, he can’t sell the car. Nobody wants the f’n thing. A real beauty it is too.
    The Guy from Delaware
    p.s. @#1…Your “Romanoff” should read “Romanov”.

  28. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    I was driven in a black car, now I ride in a yellow car. Does that make me poor?
    I would be happy to time share this car (Aston) with other readers.
    Funny how Madoff always kept the bling one layer down (house, boat, & cars), he was good.

  29. Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    3 No, most of the $52 billion went as payouts to the early investors. Making them bigger thieves than the Madoffs. Unwittingly perhaps, but still thieves.

  30. Posted by guest | April 17, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    3-series Mazdas, maybe.
    –CS

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