Oh, man. Being a parent is tough, huh? Constantly worrying about drugs and drinking, and your kids getting caught up with the wrong crowd and all that. And then there’s TV and film. You can’t flip a channel without contracting an STD from some MTV trollop, am I right? And it’s like, you don’t want to be constantly monitoring what they’re watching but sometimes you have to! And it’s not like you’re not going to make mistakes, of course you’re going to make mistakes, everyone makes mistakes. Some are dumber than others, of course, and some are entirely avoidable and will make you look like a straight up idiot but whatever, honestly I’m a parent, I never said I was perfect, I’m just a human being like everyone else. That’s all I am. A government lovin’, prostie bangin’ human.
ELIOT Spitzer might want to read movie reviews more carefully. The disgraced governor and former Client No. 9 took one of his daughters to see “State of Play” last Friday at 7 p.m. at the AMC Loews 72nd Street East — maybe not realizing the film stars Russell Crowe as a reporter and Ben Affleck as a congressman caught having an affair with an attractive young woman. “[Affleck] actually holds a press conference standing there with his wife — just like Spitzer,” said one audience member.
Wrong Picture [NYP]
He treated her well from what I could tell…client #11
O_o
Perhaps it was to impart a valuable lesson: “You see, honey, basically every elected person pays for Ho’s. It’s, like, in the job description.”
“what say I go grab us some reese’s pieces and a sprite, and you just enjoy this drama starring my buddies clients #10 and #11.”
What does this have to do with finance I may ask? Is this TMZ?
That picture never gets old…
Want to touch the hiney.
@6…Agreed.
Have to admit that Client 9 has decent taste, judging from that picture.
Wait, how did Affleck land a role as a congressman?
Bet her twatfish smells like roses and she poops strawberry ice cream.
Twatfish.
ps @5 please kill yourself immediately.
#10 you are a douchebag. Seriously.
Wow. Zinger, @5/@10. You showed me.
Now seriously, go kill yourself. Please.
You wouldn’t know a douchebag if you sucked the contents of one from your morbidly obese mother’s filthy box.
oops. That’s @5/@11. Your mom’s still fat though.
Holy S, @11/5 pwned!
ps- what do chat rooms have to do w/ finance ever?
pss- why did u click on the story?
psss- why are you a sloppy doosh?
pssss- more awesome: batman or spiderman?
I think I’d rather watch Spitzer having sex than another Affleck movie
Doosh: Points for new-age spelling
Twatfish: Genius new reference!
Affleck: Perma-cast in mediocrity
Spitzer: Smeared feces on his daughters for life. NYC can be so unkind.
I don’t think I wanna see Elliot poking Silda’s anus horribilis anytime soon.
$50 says commenter #2 is Asian.
All y’all are killin’ me. You can easily tell what finance guy or lawyer has been with a hooker at one time or another. Just look to see if they are breathing and that’s your man!
Is that San Diego in the background or St. Tropez?
Whats better, san diego or st. tropez?
anyone have the #’s for Level 1 CFA candidates?
@16- your comments or approval is not necessary or helpful. pls kill self.
tnx
@ 14 (also @11/@5′s daddy)
@20 St. Tropez? Are you kidding? If you had ever been there you would know it isn’t the French Rivera. You think this kinda of American trash goes to St. Tropez? You think she even flies across the country to San Diego? Miami at best.
Jaunted says that it is St. Tropez. @22 I rescind my negative comments. I just don’t remember seeing any large white modern structures that close to the harbor. You can ignore @23…
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.jaunted.com/files/admin/Ashley.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.jaunted.com/story/2008/3/13/22505/3626/travel/%2522%253BKristen%2522%253B%2Bloves%2BSt.%2BTropez&usg=__7SYBAWbwcuNooqag_HevGq6h5kA=&h=288&w=385&sz=92&hl=en&start=70&sig2=GwrWCOhEaWumINtKrPJGFQ&um=1&tbnid=JYIwgy7Qk8OpEM:&tbnh=92&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dst%2Btropez%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26start%3D54%26um%3D1&ei=WB3uSf7nDIr6kAXw-PSkDw
@24 – thanks for clarifying that, I bearly slept last night worrying about it.