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trash
those are the cars of the new employees
Do we really need three for 4 flags?
Quantitative Easing Begins
is this another one of those anal contributions?
GI-GO, just like your models
We are here for the CEO wives.
This week Obama launched his 2012 re-election campaign
WM=Waters, Maxine. She’s coming in to search for more GS conspirators.
bring out your dead
nevermind – wrong building
4
Simon says, McClane and the Samaritan will go to the subway station at 72nd and Broadway. I will call you in 15 minutes on the payphone outside the station. No Police. Failure to answer will constitute noncompliance. Do you understand me, John?
Come work for us
@10…haha so true….maxipad waters is the great example of bureaucratic government waste…she is a toxic asset..
new obama stimulus plan now includes taking money directly to the landfill.
The dump trucks are here to pick up the useless paper you call the US Dollar..hello inflation!
16, FTW
new obama stimulus plan now includes taking money directly to the landfill.
This woulda been better in D.C.
We got a call about some toxic assets.
“Why in the hell would I have said we have a “TRASH Flow” problem!?”
16: Gold
Sketchy…who’s in charge of screening trucks for C4? Oh right Napolitano. Awesome.
“Why in the hell would I have said we have a “TRASH Flow” problem!?”
@13
no have no idea what you’re talking about.
@13: go to the Nakatomi Plaza – they’ll explain it to you.
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the street.
Those are Lehman company cars.
#16 was partly right. B Hussein is moving forward as planned:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_the_government
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@33- i don’t get it
Once Upon a Time in America
Are you sure this is the address to the Federal Reserve?
We’re gonna need bigger trucks.
YES WE CAN!
Cleaning out the rats never seemed so easy!
The stock market is garbage.
Quick Cuomo is coming!
OK–I see the United States, and I see Mexico, but where’s Canada??
Now jump!
new market makers for aig shares
Traders Flee as City Taxes Skyrocket!
New Workforce Shows Up
Finally, someone deals with toxic assets.
Load up these trucks with cash and then take them straight over to Goldman – don’t tell anyone where you got the money – do you understand?
It’s a bet between Randolph and Mortimer Duke to see if the drivers can do a better job
Charlie Gasparino is hiding in one of those trucks to get the real inside scoop.
That is a scary pick. When you look at pics of meetings in DC they always block all the streets with garbage trucks and people who live there say it is part of the security.
Excuse me gentlemen, my name is Main Street, we’re here for all of your bonuses…this is where Wall Street prints its money isn’t it?
“Hey guys, our former traders are here to say hello to us”…
“Dude I see you landed on your feet!!”
@50 – I love it.
16 Robust golf clap.
To supplement their income, NYSE employees are now also in the waste management business because the economy is so bad that they need two jobs and being a garbage man is demeaning and stuff.
All your base are belong to us
-Obama
You mean to tell me that my Mortgage Backed Securities are mortgaged only to what is inside these trucks!?!
@50 wins
“where all the white women at?”
Wrong trucks! We need Hazmat.
@50 – good job quality reference
Something stinks.
“Clean up at Post 4″
garbage in, garbage out
Special delivery of 85 Broads from your neighbors down the street!
Samoans
“Let’s go fellas we gotta get this stuff to DC before Geitner has a fit.”
“Job Fair starts at 5:00 – and sorry – no Portugese”
Garbage, that is what goes in those trucks.
pic isn’t from me btw
Oh, caption should read: “NYSE brings in the NEW ‘Specialists’…”
Cash for clunkers…
I just had a bowel movement.
61 Wins. hands down.
Yeah, we got a call about a spike in noxious gases…
Oh, Charlie’s back? ok, then.
Hey Mack! Where’s youz unloading dock?
@ 50 wins
“Look, these are the traders’ garbage trucks and those are the investment bankers’ garbage trucks.”
“Where are all the customers’ garbage trucks?”
@74 – best comment ever
Citigroup margin call
@50, @66 and @81 are all good. @13 – I get the Die Hard 3 reference, it’s just not funny.
@27, go watch some die hard movies…
Who’s gonna sign for this delivery here?
@82 agreed, perhaps add @16.
@82, agreed, perhaps add @16.
I said i’m sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I
never meant to make you cry, but tonight i’m cleaning out my closet
We’ve come to spread feces all over the trading floor.
“There are three garbage trucks outside a building with a big flag and several smaller flags”
“We’re here for Goldman’s repayment of TARP funds.”
I like my comment.
Obama to Geithner on phone:
“Dammit Tim, Not yet with the clean up! Not Yet! I told you, I will let you know when I close that place!”
Those guys at CNBC know how to throw one helluva party!! Ring, ring, ring the bell baby!!
“OK guys, leave one flag hanging upside down as a distress signal and trash the other three..next stop 200 Vesey St”
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!!!!
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!!!!
If they’re going to jump we may as well have the bastards land right here — pass go and collect our $200.
Attention all Floor Brokers…Drivers Ed Training for your future careers will being in 5 minutes…please proceed in an orderly fashion to the Broad Street side of the exchange and form a line.
Garbage in, Garbage out
@ 11 hands down.
@ 11 hands down.
“Wouldn’t have a wire transfer to GS been easier?”
“Wouldn’t have a wire transfer to GS been easier?”
“My other garbage truck is a Jimmy Hoffa”
My tripple bad: I unknowingly stole #11′s and submitted twice (#95&96). I’ll sit in the p-box for the next week.
Now that that the conversion to Socialism is well under way, we certainly don’t need these giant flags anymore.
“Uncle Sam getting ready to pick up some toxic assets”
@50 wins
Ed Liddy secretly wants more money.
Men at Work 2 begins shooting on wall street starring “boogersugar” Sheen and the rotund kid from two and a half men.
Uncle Sam turns to the lender of last resort and the last bastion of liquidity left in America:
Cosa Nostra.
“Sir, there’s a banker outside that wants to know where to deliver the new issues.”
“This is Waste Management, please take your trash assets back. They wont even be accepted at the dump”
“Shh” don’t tell my mom I work here, she thinks I’m a garbage collector.
‘shh’ don’t tell my mom I work here, she thinks I drive one those trucks out front
@ 112….WINNER
Madam Speaker, On behalf of the United States Air Force and the American Taxpayers, we are pleased to present you with your own FLEET of private transportation.
By the way, I am the author of #117, Charles Breuninger, aka Rick “DaVoice” Charles
xtTV3S Say, you got a nice article.Really looking forward to read more.