Caption Contest Wednesday
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Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:46AM
trash
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:47AM
those are the cars of the new employees
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Apr 22, 2009 11:47AM
Do we really need three for 4 flags?
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:48AM
Quantitative Easing Begins
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:48AM
is this another one of those anal contributions?
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:48AM
GI-GO, just like your models
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:48AM
We are here for the CEO wives.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:49AM
This week Obama launched his 2012 re-election campaign
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:49AM
The "Vinny's" show up to take trade orders.......
Posted by wcburrs87 , Apr 22, 2009 11:49AM
WM=Waters, Maxine. She's coming in to search for more GS conspirators.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:50AM
bring out your dead
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:51AM
nevermind - wrong building
4
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Apr 22, 2009 11:53AM
Simon says, McClane and the Samaritan will go to the subway station at 72nd and Broadway. I will call you in 15 minutes on the payphone outside the station. No Police. Failure to answer will constitute noncompliance. Do you understand me, John?
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:54AM
Come work for us
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:56AM
@10...haha so true....maxipad waters is the great example of bureaucratic government waste...she is a toxic asset..
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 11:57AM
new obama stimulus plan now includes taking money directly to the landfill.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:00PM
"Collateral" collection the old school way.....
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:00PM
The dump trucks are here to pick up the useless paper you call the US Dollar..hello inflation!
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:00PM
16, FTW
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:01PM
new obama stimulus plan now includes taking money directly to the landfill.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:01PM
This woulda been better in D.C.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:02PM
We got a call about some toxic assets.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:05PM
"Why in the hell would I have said we have a "TRASH Flow" problem!?"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:05PM
16: Gold
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:07PM
Sketchy...who's in charge of screening trucks for C4? Oh right Napolitano. Awesome.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:09PM
"Why in the hell would I have said we have a "TRASH Flow" problem!?"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:11PM
@13
no have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:13PM
@13: go to the Nakatomi Plaza - they'll explain it to you.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:15PM
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the street.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:16PM
Were here for the job fair - can someone show us where our booth is? And we need a hand with this display, too.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:17PM
Those are Lehman company cars.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:19PM
#16 was partly right. B Hussein is moving forward as planned:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_the_government
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:20PM
Dealbreaker
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:25PM
@33- i don't get it
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:26PM
Once Upon a Time in America
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:26PM
We were looking for a giant toilet, but these garbage trucks will do.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:29PM
Once Upon a Time in America
Posted by asiankida , Apr 22, 2009 12:30PM
Are you sure this is the address to the Federal Reserve?
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:31PM
We're gonna need bigger trucks.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:36PM
YES WE CAN!
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:37PM
Cleaning out the rats never seemed so easy!
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:37PM
The stock market is garbage.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:40PM
Quick Cuomo is coming!
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:42PM
OK--I see the United States, and I see Mexico, but where's Canada??
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:46PM
Now jump!
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:47PM
new market makers for aig shares
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:47PM
Traders Flee as City Taxes Skyrocket!
New Workforce Shows Up
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:48PM
Finally, someone deals with toxic assets.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:49PM
Load up these trucks with cash and then take them straight over to Goldman - don't tell anyone where you got the money - do you understand?
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:49PM
It's a bet between Randolph and Mortimer Duke to see if the drivers can do a better job
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:50PM
Charlie Gasparino is hiding in one of those trucks to get the real inside scoop.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:52PM
That is a scary pick. When you look at pics of meetings in DC they always block all the streets with garbage trucks and people who live there say it is part of the security.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:53PM
Excuse me gentlemen, my name is Main Street, we're here for all of your bonuses...this is where Wall Street prints its money isn't it?
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:59PM
"Hey guys, our former traders are here to say hello to us"...
"Dude I see you landed on your feet!!"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 12:59PM
@50 - I love it.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:01PM
16 Robust golf clap.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:02PM
To supplement their income, NYSE employees are now also in the waste management business because the economy is so bad that they need two jobs and being a garbage man is demeaning and stuff.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:06PM
All your base are belong to us
-Obama
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:06PM
You mean to tell me that my Mortgage Backed Securities are mortgaged only to what is inside these trucks!?!
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:08PM
@50 wins
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:08PM
"where all the white women at?"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:11PM
Wrong trucks! We need Hazmat.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:14PM
@50 - good job quality reference
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:14PM
Something stinks.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:14PM
"Clean up at Post 4"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:15PM
garbage in, garbage out
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:16PM
Special delivery of 85 Broads from your neighbors down the street!
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:16PM
Samoans
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:20PM
"Let's go fellas we gotta get this stuff to DC before Geitner has a fit."
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:24PM
"Job Fair starts at 5:00 - and sorry - no Portugese"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:25PM
Garbage, that is what goes in those trucks.
Posted by Anal_yst , Apr 22, 2009 1:26PM
pic isn't from me btw
Oh, caption should read: "NYSE brings in the NEW 'Specialists'..."
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:28PM
Cash for clunkers...
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:29PM
I just had a bowel movement.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:31PM
61 Wins. hands down.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:31PM
Yeah, we got a call about a spike in noxious gases...
Oh, Charlie's back? ok, then.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:42PM
Hey Mack! Where's youz unloading dock?
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:52PM
@ 50 wins
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:55PM
"Look, these are the traders' garbage trucks and those are the investment bankers' garbage trucks."
"Where are all the customers' garbage trucks?"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 1:56PM
@74 - best comment ever
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:01PM
Citigroup margin call
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:08PM
@50, @66 and @81 are all good. @13 - I get the Die Hard 3 reference, it's just not funny.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:12PM
@27, go watch some die hard movies...
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:13PM
Who's gonna sign for this delivery here?
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:16PM
@82 agreed, perhaps add @16.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:17PM
@82, agreed, perhaps add @16.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:19PM
I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I
never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleaning out my closet
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:20PM
We've come to spread feces all over the trading floor.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:43PM
"There are three garbage trucks outside a building with a big flag and several smaller flags"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:46PM
"We're here for Goldman's repayment of TARP funds."
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 2:58PM
I like my comment.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:04PM
Obama to Geithner on phone:
"Dammit Tim, Not yet with the clean up! Not Yet! I told you, I will let you know when I close that place!"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:25PM
Those guys at CNBC know how to throw one helluva party!! Ring, ring, ring the bell baby!!
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:26PM
"OK guys, leave one flag hanging upside down as a distress signal and trash the other three..next stop 200 Vesey St"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:27PM
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!!!!
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:30PM
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!!!!
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:34PM
If they're going to jump we may as well have the bastards land right here -- pass go and collect our $200.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:36PM
Attention all Floor Brokers...Drivers Ed Training for your future careers will being in 5 minutes...please proceed in an orderly fashion to the Broad Street side of the exchange and form a line.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:49PM
Garbage in, Garbage out
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:51PM
@ 11 hands down.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:52PM
@ 11 hands down.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:55PM
"Wouldn't have a wire transfer to GS been easier?"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 3:57PM
"Wouldn't have a wire transfer to GS been easier?"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 4:05PM
"My other garbage truck is a Jimmy Hoffa"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 4:19PM
My tripple bad: I unknowingly stole #11's and submitted twice (#95&96). I'll sit in the p-box for the next week.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 5:17PM
Now that that the conversion to Socialism is well under way, we certainly don't need these giant flags anymore.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 5:21PM
"Uncle Sam getting ready to pick up some toxic assets"
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 5:47PM
@50 wins
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 6:14PM
Ed Liddy secretly wants more money.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 7:02PM
Men at Work 2 begins shooting on wall street starring "boogersugar" Sheen and the rotund kid from two and a half men.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 9:02PM
Uncle Sam turns to the lender of last resort and the last bastion of liquidity left in America:
Cosa Nostra.
Posted by guest , Apr 22, 2009 9:05PM
"Sir, there's a banker outside that wants to know where to deliver the new issues."
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 10:40AM
"This is Waste Management, please take your trash assets back. They wont even be accepted at the dump"
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 3:39PM
"Shh" don't tell my mom I work here, she thinks I'm a garbage collector.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 3:45PM
'shh' don't tell my mom I work here, she thinks I drive one those trucks out front
Posted by guest , Apr 24, 2009 1:13PM
@ 112....WINNER
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 6:10AM
Madam Speaker, On behalf of the United States Air Force and the American Taxpayers, we are pleased to present you with your own FLEET of private transportation.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 6:13AM
By the way, I am the author of #117, Charles Breuninger, aka Rick "DaVoice" Charles