• 13 Apr 2009 at 10:10 AM

Charlie Gasparino: Jon Stewart Is Full Of Sh*t, Would Lose To Me In A Street Fight

By Bess Levin

Picture 1003.pngYou had to assume that’s what Gasparino thought of our friend and associate anyway, but it’s nice to hear the sentiment verbalized. Chaz spoke to the Arthur W. Page Society (“a professional association for senior public relations and corporate communications executives”) last week, and in addition to waxing poetic on his bad experiences with masters of spin (including an incident with Lehman that resulted in this), Chaz, who moonlights as an arbiter of comedy, also told the audience that while Jon Stewart’s interview with Jim Cramer was funny, the Daily Show host is “full of shit.” And? “I’m tougher than Jon Stewart.” We’re guessing that Stewart’s moved on from his CNBC feud but on the off chance he’s still interested, we’re more or less begging someone invite Gaspo on to fight, with Mark Haines serving as coach.

Comments (22)

  1. 1
    Posted by trojan | April 13, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    JS full of shit, but CG full of gabagool.

  2. 2
    Posted by KevinB | April 13, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    WOW! Tougher than 148 lb Jon Leibowitz? What a man! I bet Chaz is tougher than two puppies, a cat, and a rabid squirrel too.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    @2- let’s not also forget that he’s 5’4 and change.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    CNBC can’t keep a commode from flushing “on air” and their reporters want to take on a comedian? Lambs to the slaughter.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    Gasparino’s naked hot yoga training @ Equinox will have him in fighting form in no time.
    dylan ratarino, personal trainer

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    Charlie would have trouble in a street fight with Andy Dick

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    They should show the fight via 10-way split screen, complete with color commentary from the Fast Money crew.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    Awesome headline, bess

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    @6
    LOL

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    OMG! Jon Stewart is so much tougher than Charlie! Jon Stewart is so awesome and funny and clever and poignant and outre. I love him so much.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Gasparino would get his ass handed to him. He’s only doing it for the exposure, I’m sure; there’s no other reason for him to come out with something like that, true or no. He should focus more on his damn job. Loser.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    @10
    Hi Jon.
    Btw- The Colbert report is funnier, overall, than your show.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    I wonder if anyone can ask Gasbag if he likes “fishsticks”. I bet he does.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    @12 – not fair, Stephen. Not fair at all.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    @14 Vēnī, vīdī, vīcī

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    Who is Jon Stewart?

  17. 17
    Posted by american bandersnatch | April 13, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    @13 – It wasn’t that good an episode

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    Does this post make my butt look big?

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    @17
    You’re a gayfish!!!!

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    Jon Stewart would open a can of whipass on Charlie Gabbagool

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | April 13, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    Jon Stewart would open a can of whipass on Charlie Gabbagool

  22. 22
    Posted by Anal_yst | April 13, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    More importantly what the fuck are they talking about on CNBC right now? Whining about credit card fees? Jesus christ is this what the fuck its come down to?

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