We recognize that, contrary to Muffie’s views on the matter, not every Dealbreaker reader is a Muffie Benson-Perella fan. You, dissenters, deserve a voice too. We have a soft spot, you see, for contrarians. And so, we are going to give you that voice. We at Dealbreaker are pleased, therefore, to announce, the introduction of the “Stuff The Muff” Anti-Muffie Benson-Perella Coffee Mug.
Emblazoned prominently with Muffie’s ritual Monday morning in-office cocaine and vodka binge recovery process, it is the prefect way to remind yourself that there are characters more wretched than you in the morning. Much more wretched. You may not be an anti-capitalist, but that doesn’t prevent you from showing your anti-Muffie colors with pride (and with the caption “Screw Muffie Benson-Perella.”)

Supplies may be limited, but be assured they will be less limited than Muffie’s LTCM meltdown mugs.
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Hm…Drudge links a Politico article which states, in relevant part:
But President Barack Obama wasn’t in a mood to hear them out. He stopped the conversation and offered a blunt reminder of the public’s reaction to such explanations. “Be careful how you make those statements, gentlemen. The public isn’t buying that.”
“My administration,” the president added, “is the only thing between you and the pitchforks.”
Too muffie, couldn’t back/sack/crack wax
A pox on whoever’s family would dine with such vulgar libel, such as this.
Barry is just playing tough guy to placate the masses.
How come no one’s made a reference to HBS’s recent “Marquee: The Business of Nightlife” case study? There has to be a tie in between models and bottles and HBS….
No Muff’s too tough we dive at five
well well well, someone at the immigration office upstate wasn’t happy with their severance package
Do these pants make my butt look big?
@5
Link?
According to that Politico article Ken Lewis grew a pair!!!
“Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis cracked a joke at the expense of his peers who’d lavished praise on the administration: “Mr. President,” he said, ‘I’m not going to suck up to Geithner and Summers like the other CEOs here have.’ “
huhuhuh sex
@1 – you just admitted to reading both the Politico and Drudge in the same days. You might as well kill yourself now.
Hard to get my rocks off with a blurry picture of ‘The Muff’
http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/
I wonder what kind of muff for Muff?