For those of you on 24-hour delay (CNBC): After it was announced yesterday that hot piece of man meat Tim Geithner has been deemed one of the world's 100 most beautiful, according to People, we asked you to nominate the thirty hottest financial services hacks. You're off to a great start but we need more picks and we need them now! As previously stated, submissions may include both individuals who project inner beauty and, obviously, those whose contribution to the universe is raw sex appeal, such as a certain Southern Connecticut Zamboni driver (so incredibly hot our ice melts just thinking about him). For inspiration, after the jump (and at left), a sampling of nominees thus far.
Target Boy, Bill Ackman
The meat of your breakfast Quintilla-Quick-Kernan sandwich, Becky Quick
Adorable woodland creature, Dick Bové
Sopressata specialist, Charlie Gasparino
The object of many a foot-fetish, Rebecca Jarvis
His firm's name is an anagram for 'so kinky,' Jim Chanos
JMACK Capital founder (and former SAC girl), Julie Macklowe
Needs no introduction, Jim Simons
Aragon Global founder (and Mrs. Ken), Anne Dias Griffin
This god of chest hair.
Dollar Dominatrix, Meredith Whitney
Yoga teacher, Dan Loeb (though apparently he's given up downward dog for triathlons)
Mary Louise Parker doppelgänger, Bethany McLean
The man behind the Mayo Jar, Mike Mayo
Mark Haines gal pal, Erin Burnett
Noted porn star, David Einhorn
Patriarch Partners founder, Lynn Tilton
The Beard, Ben Bernanke
The Bald, Hank Paulson
CNBC defector, Liz Claman and the Clamanettes
Boy-toy CEO, Jamie Dimon (who will fight you for this thing)
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:01PM
Mr. SAC of course!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:01PM
after seeing that picture, einhorn, hands down
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:02PM
who is the zamboni driver?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:03PM
He's got bedroom eyes Beth
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:06PM
i nominate miguel torres
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:07PM
Tanner from (formerly from?) UBS
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:14PM
Rebecca Darst
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:17PM
where's the ceo boy toy?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:19PM
Where's the picture of Bess?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:22PM
dick bove, hands down
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:23PM
who the hell is the zamboni driver?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:24PM
erin burnett FTW
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:24PM
erin burnett FTW
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:24PM
erin burnett FTW
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:28PM
Regan and Reagan
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:29PM
Quick is so cute there. I wonder if she can make an omelet.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:33PM
Greenspan
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:35PM
@3/11: Stevie A Cohen
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:36PM
dick fuld will PUNCHYOUINTHEFACE!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:37PM
D-RAT!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:37PM
Dylan RatAgain
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:38PM
@16- she's married to her producer
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:40PM
t-boner pickens
mario gabelli
john bogle
jack welch
jim lebenthal
jimmy cramer
jimmy cayne
fuzzy blumpkin
my taint
thats the list... FTW!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:40PM
CNBC finally got something right.....Peter Costa
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:43PM
Where is the Money Honey although she is more like the Money Tummy at this point.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:44PM
@25- i think you just answered your own question...
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:46PM
How about that chick who was an Eagles cheer leader and interned for BAC:
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/hiring-watch-09-bac.php
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:46PM
How about that chick who was an Eagles cheer leader and interned for BAC:
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/hiring-watch-09-bac.php
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:47PM
John Soden
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:52PM
the christmas card lady from a couple of weeks back...
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:53PM
John Soden
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:54PM
Dimon
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:56PM
arthur cashin
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:58PM
@23 really...fuzzy blumpkin?
guess u can never go wrong with a blumpkin
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:59PM
Seriously, folks, looking at this list, is this the best we can do?
I mean, come on, no wonder Middle America has nothing but hate and disrespect for us finance types. There isn't a Giselle Bundchen or a George Clooney in the lot of them. No wonder we get bad press.
Bag the lot of them and start over!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:00PM
Bill Siedman
Posted by blndebnker , Apr 30, 2009 4:01PM
omg love JD
Posted by Anal_yst , Apr 30, 2009 4:02PM
Amanda Drury
Drool!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:02PM
I'd like to see Bloomberg's Carol Massar getting in on with Erin Burnett.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:03PM
I'd like to see Bloomberg's Carol Massar getting it on with Erin Burnett.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:03PM
This is the type of stuff we've gotta bring, if we ever expect to get respect on Main Street:
http://www.vanityfair.com/style/features/2009/05/gisele-bundchen-portfolio200905?slide=11#globalNav
Now, somebody go get her an honorary MBA, and we'll submit her name again.
@35
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:05PM
Muriel Siebert, Martha Stewart, Maxine Waters,Betty White, an inflatable pool, KY and Icy Hot **BOOM** done!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:10PM
Bill Siedman has already banged your girlfriend.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:18PM
is julie macklowe an actual sac girl or a "sac girl," if you know what i mean
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:18PM
Michelle Caruso Cabrerrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:19PM
What about Erin Callan?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:19PM
@46- she doesn't work on wall street anymore
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:20PM
Anybody want to meet me in the lobby for some gay sex?
Michelle Obama
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:20PM
whoa I never realized kynikos was a word scramble of 'so kinky.' good find. this is why I read dealbreaker.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:22PM
Arch Crawford
Whatever happened to that guy?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:26PM
Bill Siedman has already banged your girlfriend.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:31PM
I am so horny right now.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:38PM
My MILF dream - Liz Claman and her two friends.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:39PM
What about D.Rat? Does he still count because I'd definitely blow him! :p
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:43PM
Emma Crosby. Anyone remember her?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:44PM
Trump Jr! That kid is hot stuff
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:46PM
You should put Ashurst LLP partner Rich Davis into contention:
http://www.ashurst.com/people-detail.aspx?id_Content=4268
Rich handles complex finance transactions for fortune 500 companies and financial institutions.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:50PM
Oriel Morrison
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 4:59PM
who is the 'god of chest hair'?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 5:08PM
Deidre Bolton, Bloomberg
Susan Li, Bloomberg Asia
Rebecca (Gomez) Diamond, FBN
Alexis Glick, FBN
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 5:17PM
Becky Quick = legs are spread for the dick.
Liz Claman = Gigantic pimple(?) on her right tit.
Posted by miami , Apr 30, 2009 5:23PM
Alexis Glick
the midget HF guy with the 18 terminals.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 5:28PM
@62- he has a name-- adam "short stack" sender
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 5:28PM
Karen Finerman. I cannot get her out of my head.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 5:34PM
@59 Hill Clinton
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 5:38PM
OK, I am relatively new to DB, so someone please help me out: What is all the heat about between SAC and Bess?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 5:52PM
@66- what are you talking about?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 5:52PM
einhorn got double the love with two photo ops. wall street sexy man.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 5:54PM
@66- Stevie-boy just happens to be one of db's many obsessions, though probably the biggest, in both senses of the word.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 6:09PM
@66- is there a person on earth who DOESN'T get hot in S. Cohen's presence? He's practically an adonis
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 6:16PM
@6 Bess is the Clamanette on the left.
Posted by mrpink , Apr 30, 2009 6:23PM
I second #06's vote..
Tanner Cerand from UBS.
-mrp
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 6:51PM
One vote for Pete Najarian's pony tail.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 7:18PM
What about me?
Hi, I'm Maxinie Waters!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 7:22PM
Erin Burnett!!!
I can't get my eyes off her!
Posted by SausageOfDoom , Apr 30, 2009 8:11PM
With one or two exceptions, looks more like a "Worst Dressed List".
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 8:15PM
Deputy NYC Comptroller, David Loglisci
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 8:15PM
Deputy NYC Comptroller, David Loglisci
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 8:43PM
Michelle Caruso Cabrera for sure!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 8:51PM
Anyone else sure that 57 IS Rich Davis? I am...
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 10:20PM
@61
Becky Quick is a snaggle tooth at best. She is not hot and maybe only moderately attractive.
Erin Callan + FBN cast . . . prrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted by mrpink , Apr 30, 2009 10:59PM
What about that chapman guy from ChapCap?
-mrp
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 11:07PM
Jesus Christ, he went to that hybrid state school Cornell?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 11:25PM
@83- yup, and now he can buy your life.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 11:43PM
I will sell him my life in exchange for a liter of cola.
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 12:28AM
I nominate myself. TGFD is better looking than all the pictured male candidates, with Ackman and Dimon being the possible exceptions.
I know that TGFD is not physically on Wall St, but I do so like to mix it up with the DB crowd, and that has to count for something.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 8:58AM
Margaret Brennan makes me happy in the pants. Maggie FTW
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 9:07AM
You can't call this a list unless it includes the L-Train.
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 10:20AM
That Claman pic is so photoshopped. I've seen the real cleavage on certain shots and it is creamy and perfect. what I'd give to have her talk to me about her Buffett exclusives while letting me...
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 10:26AM
Liz the Red Fox Claman by a long shot, and i mean LONG, as in how certain parts of me react when I see her.
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 10:27AM
Liz the Red Fox Claman by a long shot, and i mean LONG, as in how certain parts of me react when I see her.
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 12:59PM
TGFD- u work for WL? Whats w/ the boston expansion? those dips#its from slower lower DE think they can hang and bang w/ the big ballers now?
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 2:45PM
Guest@#92...
No, TGFD doesn't work for WL.
May I take this opportunity to bolster my #86 nomination by adding that when one envisions TGFD, one should think of Ackman's eyes, Dimon's jaw, and Dimon's hair, although TGFD's hair is only slightly gray at the temples. Also, Ackman & Dimon have similar, big noses, Not like TGFD's. No big lips on TGFD either.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 7:24PM
Where is Janet Tavakoli?
I mean seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA20Am0pwtA
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 7:30PM
Here is a brief excerpt from TGFD's "Treatise on Women" that explains why TGFD's #86 nomination to be included among the "Beautiful" should be taken seriously.
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Why then, just two summers ago, in the produce section of the grocery store, while I was standing with my back to the broccoli display, holding a bunch in each hand and trying to make a choice, with my wife close by, did I see when I looked up, a ‘soccer mom’, a ‘mini-van mom’, a complete stranger, blonde, attractive, pretty, and about 20 years my junior, rushing past the Stamen apples and the Bartlett pears, right past the Dole bananas, and straight toward me? Standing before me she loudly gushed, “Oooohhh! You’re Beautiful!” I was startled for more than a moment, but I managed to say, “Why thank you. I’m flattered by your kindness”. She added, “I just had to tell you that.” She stared at me for a few more moments, and then she walked away, back toward her husband. I looked at him, he looked at me, and we both shrugged our shoulders. I looked at my wife; she shrugged too and smiled at me. They walked away, and we went back to the broccoli. That is exactly how it happened. It is the most extraordinary thing that has ever happened to me, almost singular in its impact. I can never forget it.
Was I really that “beautiful”, or was it something else? I don’t know why she did it; I never saw her again. Maybe she was from California. I hear people do some strange things out there. I don’t think I’m all that special; if anyone was “beautiful”, it was she. Could I have gotten “lucky” with that chick? I don’t know for sure. Maybe. Possibly.
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The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 8:49PM
no moz?
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 11:01PM
The reigning MISS CALIFORNIA Carrie Prejean (Miss USA 1st Runner Upside down..thx Pirate Hilton) not intimidated by any fool.
Man, her honesty, courage to stand on what she believes in---------> THAT'S SEXY TO ME, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL TO ME!
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 11:26PM
COULD THIS BE ANY EASIER?!?!
TIM SYKES!
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 11:37PM
Get Bové, Chanos, Macklowe, Griffin, and Stevie out of here.
Dimon's such a HARD GUY!
@97: Truly. Perez is such a whiny queer.
Posted by guest , May 02, 2009 5:23AM
Alweed