For those of you on 24-hour delay (CNBC): After it was announced yesterday that hot piece of man meat Tim Geithner has been deemed one of the world’s 100 most beautiful, according to People, we asked you to nominate the thirty hottest financial services hacks. You’re off to a great start but we need more picks and we need them now! As previously stated, submissions may include both individuals who project inner beauty and, obviously, those whose contribution to the universe is raw sex appeal, such as a certain Southern Connecticut Zamboni driver (so incredibly hot our ice melts just thinking about him). For inspiration, after the jump (and at left), a sampling of nominees thus far.
Target Boy, Bill Ackman
The meat of your breakfast Quintilla-Quick-Kernan sandwich, Becky Quick
Adorable woodland creature, Dick Bové
Sopressata specialist, Charlie Gasparino
The object of many a foot-fetish, Rebecca Jarvis
His firm’s name is an anagram for ‘so kinky,’ Jim Chanos
JMACK Capital founder (and former SAC girl), Julie Macklowe
Needs no introduction, Jim Simons
Aragon Global founder (and Mrs. Ken), Anne Dias Griffin
This god of chest hair.
Dollar Dominatrix, Meredith Whitney
Yoga teacher, Dan Loeb (though apparently he’s given up downward dog for triathlons)
Mary Louise Parker doppelgänger, Bethany McLean
The man behind the Mayo Jar, Mike Mayo
Mark Haines gal pal, Erin Burnett
Noted porn star, David Einhorn
Patriarch Partners founder, Lynn Tilton
The Beard, Ben Bernanke
The Bald, Hank Paulson
CNBC defector, Liz Claman and the Clamanettes
Boy-toy CEO, Jamie Dimon (who will fight you for this thing)
Mr. SAC of course!
after seeing that picture, einhorn, hands down
who is the zamboni driver?
He’s got bedroom eyes Beth
i nominate miguel torres
Tanner from (formerly from?) UBS
Rebecca Darst
where’s the ceo boy toy?
Where’s the picture of Bess?
dick bove, hands down
who the hell is the zamboni driver?
erin burnett FTW
erin burnett FTW
erin burnett FTW
Regan and Reagan
Quick is so cute there. I wonder if she can make an omelet.
Greenspan
@3/11: Stevie A Cohen
dick fuld will PUNCHYOUINTHEFACE!
D-RAT!
Dylan RatAgain
@16- she’s married to her producer
t-boner pickens
mario gabelli
john bogle
jack welch
jim lebenthal
jimmy cramer
jimmy cayne
fuzzy blumpkin
my taint
thats the list… FTW!
CNBC finally got something right…..Peter Costa
Where is the Money Honey although she is more like the Money Tummy at this point.
@25- i think you just answered your own question…
How about that chick who was an Eagles cheer leader and interned for BAC:
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/hiring-watch-09-bac.php
How about that chick who was an Eagles cheer leader and interned for BAC:
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/03/hiring-watch-09-bac.php
John Soden
the christmas card lady from a couple of weeks back…
John Soden
Dimon
arthur cashin
@23 really…fuzzy blumpkin?
guess u can never go wrong with a blumpkin
Seriously, folks, looking at this list, is this the best we can do?
I mean, come on, no wonder Middle America has nothing but hate and disrespect for us finance types. There isn’t a Giselle Bundchen or a George Clooney in the lot of them. No wonder we get bad press.
Bag the lot of them and start over!
Bill Siedman
omg love JD
Amanda Drury
Drool!
I’d like to see Bloomberg’s Carol Massar getting in on with Erin Burnett.
I’d like to see Bloomberg’s Carol Massar getting it on with Erin Burnett.
This is the type of stuff we’ve gotta bring, if we ever expect to get respect on Main Street:
http://www.vanityfair.com/style/features/2009/05/gisele-bundchen-portfolio200905?slide=11#globalNav
Now, somebody go get her an honorary MBA, and we’ll submit her name again.
@35
Bill Siedman has already banged your girlfriend.
is julie macklowe an actual sac girl or a “sac girl,” if you know what i mean
Michelle Caruso Cabrerrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What about Erin Callan?
@46- she doesn’t work on wall street anymore
Anybody want to meet me in the lobby for some gay sex?
Michelle Obama
whoa I never realized kynikos was a word scramble of ‘so kinky.’ good find. this is why I read dealbreaker.
Arch Crawford
Whatever happened to that guy?
Bill Siedman has already banged your girlfriend.
I am so horny right now.
My MILF dream – Liz Claman and her two friends.
What about D.Rat? Does he still count because I’d definitely blow him! :p
Emma Crosby. Anyone remember her?
Trump Jr! That kid is hot stuff
You should put Ashurst LLP partner Rich Davis into contention:
http://www.ashurst.com/people-detail.aspx?id_Content=4268
Rich handles complex finance transactions for fortune 500 companies and financial institutions.
Oriel Morrison
who is the ‘god of chest hair’?
Deidre Bolton, Bloomberg
Susan Li, Bloomberg Asia
Rebecca (Gomez) Diamond, FBN
Alexis Glick, FBN
Becky Quick = legs are spread for the dick.
Liz Claman = Gigantic pimple(?) on her right tit.
Alexis Glick
the midget HF guy with the 18 terminals.
@62- he has a name– adam “short stack” sender
Karen Finerman. I cannot get her out of my head.
@59 Hill Clinton
OK, I am relatively new to DB, so someone please help me out: What is all the heat about between SAC and Bess?
@66- what are you talking about?
einhorn got double the love with two photo ops. wall street sexy man.
@66- Stevie-boy just happens to be one of db’s many obsessions, though probably the biggest, in both senses of the word.
@66- is there a person on earth who DOESN’T get hot in S. Cohen’s presence? He’s practically an adonis
@6 Bess is the Clamanette on the left.
I second #06′s vote..
Tanner Cerand from UBS.
-mrp
One vote for Pete Najarian’s pony tail.
What about me?
Hi, I’m Maxinie Waters!
Erin Burnett!!!
I can’t get my eyes off her!
With one or two exceptions, looks more like a “Worst Dressed List”.
Deputy NYC Comptroller, David Loglisci
Deputy NYC Comptroller, David Loglisci
Michelle Caruso Cabrera for sure!
Anyone else sure that 57 IS Rich Davis? I am…
@61
Becky Quick is a snaggle tooth at best. She is not hot and maybe only moderately attractive.
Erin Callan + FBN cast . . . prrrrrrrrrrrr
What about that chapman guy from ChapCap?
-mrp
Jesus Christ, he went to that hybrid state school Cornell?
@83- yup, and now he can buy your life.
I will sell him my life in exchange for a liter of cola.
I nominate myself. TGFD is better looking than all the pictured male candidates, with Ackman and Dimon being the possible exceptions.
I know that TGFD is not physically on Wall St, but I do so like to mix it up with the DB crowd, and that has to count for something.
The Guy from Delaware
Margaret Brennan makes me happy in the pants. Maggie FTW
You can’t call this a list unless it includes the L-Train.
That Claman pic is so photoshopped. I’ve seen the real cleavage on certain shots and it is creamy and perfect. what I’d give to have her talk to me about her Buffett exclusives while letting me…
Liz the Red Fox Claman by a long shot, and i mean LONG, as in how certain parts of me react when I see her.
Liz the Red Fox Claman by a long shot, and i mean LONG, as in how certain parts of me react when I see her.
TGFD- u work for WL? Whats w/ the boston expansion? those dips#its from slower lower DE think they can hang and bang w/ the big ballers now?
Guest@#92…
No, TGFD doesn’t work for WL.
May I take this opportunity to bolster my #86 nomination by adding that when one envisions TGFD, one should think of Ackman’s eyes, Dimon’s jaw, and Dimon’s hair, although TGFD’s hair is only slightly gray at the temples. Also, Ackman & Dimon have similar, big noses, Not like TGFD’s. No big lips on TGFD either.
The Guy from Delaware
Where is Janet Tavakoli?
I mean seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA20Am0pwtA
Here is a brief excerpt from TGFD’s “Treatise on Women” that explains why TGFD’s #86 nomination to be included among the “Beautiful” should be taken seriously.
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Why then, just two summers ago, in the produce section of the grocery store, while I was standing with my back to the broccoli display, holding a bunch in each hand and trying to make a choice, with my wife close by, did I see when I looked up, a ‘soccer mom’, a ‘mini-van mom’, a complete stranger, blonde, attractive, pretty, and about 20 years my junior, rushing past the Stamen apples and the Bartlett pears, right past the Dole bananas, and straight toward me? Standing before me she loudly gushed, “Oooohhh! You’re Beautiful!” I was startled for more than a moment, but I managed to say, “Why thank you. I’m flattered by your kindness”. She added, “I just had to tell you that.” She stared at me for a few more moments, and then she walked away, back toward her husband. I looked at him, he looked at me, and we both shrugged our shoulders. I looked at my wife; she shrugged too and smiled at me. They walked away, and we went back to the broccoli. That is exactly how it happened. It is the most extraordinary thing that has ever happened to me, almost singular in its impact. I can never forget it.
Was I really that “beautiful”, or was it something else? I don’t know why she did it; I never saw her again. Maybe she was from California. I hear people do some strange things out there. I don’t think I’m all that special; if anyone was “beautiful”, it was she. Could I have gotten “lucky” with that chick? I don’t know for sure. Maybe. Possibly.
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The Guy from Delaware
no moz?
The reigning MISS CALIFORNIA Carrie Prejean (Miss USA 1st Runner Upside down..thx Pirate Hilton) not intimidated by any fool.
Man, her honesty, courage to stand on what she believes in———> THAT’S SEXY TO ME, THAT’S BEAUTIFUL TO ME!
COULD THIS BE ANY EASIER?!?!
TIM SYKES!
Get Bové, Chanos, Macklowe, Griffin, and Stevie out of here.
Dimon’s such a HARD GUY!
@97: Truly. Perez is such a whiny queer.
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