• 01 Apr 2009 at 12:19 PM

Gotcha!

By Bess Levin

In a move sure to spark outrage, the White House announced today that GM and Chrysler must cease participation in NASCAR at the end of the 2009 season if they hope to receive any additional financial aid from the government. Companies around the globe–Honda and Audi, to name two–have drawn down racing operations, and NASCAR itself has already felt the pinch in the form of reduced team spending. A complete withdrawal from America’s premier racing series is expected to save more than $250 million between GM and Chrysler, a substantial amount considering the drastic measures being implemented elsewhere.

[Car And Driver]

Despite assurances to the contrary, President Obama has personally asked Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner to step down, sources told HousingWire early Wednesday morning. Geithner, who has seen a whipsaw of public opinion over his handling of bonuses at American International Group (AIG: 0.9999 -0.01%) and the introduction of a so-called public-private investment program designed to clear bad assets off of bank balance sheets, has been the subject of strong criticism from Republicans and even a few prominent Democrats.

[Housing Wire]
Flights to Mars! $99!

[Expedia]

Björk has accepted the position of lead vocalist for legendary Led Zeppelin, but it was evident that their world tour was in turmoil after original singer Robert Plant decided to concentrate on live work with Allison Krauss. They have been looking for new singer to tour and record with as reported in the media.

[Bjork.com]
Did we miss any?

Comments (28)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    That NASCAR news is serious!! The reason rednecks like to screw doggie style is because in that position they can both watch NASCAR races on TV.
    ~Hillbilly Banker

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    I’ll admit it. You had me til Bjork.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    All those cheesesteaks that have been delivered? Well, lets just put it this way – have you noticed a few less stray dogs around the city in the past few months?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    I don’t get it. What’s a Bjork?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    Pretty sure the Bjork/LZ thing is AF.
    I did enjoy Michael Lewis’ take on Bjork from his Iceland piece a couple weeks ago.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    @5,
    Read the tag, idiot
    -5

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    NASCAR ultimatum = It’s always a good idea to ditch marketing to your most key customer demographic.
    Welcome to the B. H. Obama school of business.
    At least Sarah Palin is doing everything in her power to plug Arctic Cat (mfg. in Minnesota – exported worldwide).

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    youtube bjork and bangkok and watch the she-nutter in action!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    Dealbreaker – A Wall Street Tabloid – Business News Headlines and Financial Gossip

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    @5 – Idiot. I speak for all of us.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    There are a bunch more listed at http://www.generalmotors.gov

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    Another good one here:
    http://smouch.net/lol/

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    april fools?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    12-your an ass

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    Seconded – 12 is an ass. Its a lame rick roll link with 10,000 pop-up command windows.

  16. 16
    Posted by Anal_yst | April 1, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone in the Administration thought pulling out of NASCAR was a good idea, effin morons, god Toyota must be chomping at the bit to help that along…

  17. 17
    Posted by Investorcluzo | April 1, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    too april, didn’t fool…c’mon, someone had to go there.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    The Guardian to ditch print edition, go all-Twitter…
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/apr/01/guardian-twitter-media-technology

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    Whats a NASCAR?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    What’s a NASCAR?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    What’s a NASCAR?

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    Google’s April Fools: CADIE

  23. 23
    Posted by frankthetank | April 1, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    Economist Theme Park
    http://www.economist.com/world/britain/displayStory.cfm?story_id=13395767&source=features_box4
    Mankiw Charging for his blog
    http://gregmankiw.blogspot.com/2009/04/my-last-free-post.html

  24. 24
    Posted by EconAnalyst | April 1, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
    On this day …

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | April 1, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    I guess NASCAR types are kind of “delicate” as Car and Driver has decided to take the story down.

  26. 26
    Posted by Anal_yst | April 1, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    @25
    Majority of NASCAR fans may fall more/less into some sort of stereotypical descriptor set, but having been to a number of races (e.g. Brickyard, Pocono) the distribution of fans is broader than you might imagine.
    When Indycar broke into CART and IRL they lost alot of fans (slash had already lost) and F1 under Bernie Ecclestone has become a bit of a borefest, thus, many of the former “higher class” fans of open-wheel racing got into NASCAR.
    This is a gross oversimplification but should at least get you started in the right direction…

  27. 27
    Posted by trojan | April 1, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    In Russia, April fool you.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | April 2, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    I’m lizzing.

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