The market looks so whacky to us that we cannot resist. Another installment of Guess The Dow is at hand.
This time, a twist. Not only must you be the closest to the Dow’s close without going under (reverse Price Is Right rules) but you must include a reason (plausible or otherwise) for the index’s performance with your entry.
The wheel is closed to betting 10 minutes before the bell. In the event of a tie we will award to the earlier entry.
GO!
Update: 8083 makes undisputed Guess The Dow champion “guest” the winner with this entry: “8090 – free pretzel day at the AMEX.”
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8080. Reason – banks, banks, banks! BAC +30%, Kenny seen running around wearing MW pic on backside shorts and a nothing else.
8090 – free pretzel day at the AMEX.
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Das Vadanya & hello from Russia!
- Equit Privat
8101 mah n39ro3s
-MoneygripWisdom
8075
reason- WFC, short squeeze… and Michelle Car Cab farting on camera
8112 – WFC successfully burns all MBS paper in a canyon just outside Malibu. This will continue until authorities are notified that the smoke is contributing to global warming. Polar bears are pissed. Penguins refuse to procreate. Whales continue migrating towards the BK bridge. So it goes.
7961-
people want to go close longs before the close
@ 3
how much money (i.e., charity) did russia receive from the U.S. for nuclear weapon security?
7500 – Meredith Whitney just called me
This guess the dow thing is lamer than hephaestus.
8105 – according to elliot wave theory, we are in a subwave 5 of 4 of 7 of a primary 2 of subwave 4 of grand cycle wave 2. also something about fibonacci levels.
@8
Da, it is not my fault that your country spend $4trillion, by 1960, on a pointless arms race. You force us to do same so we bankrupt, too.
Das Vadanya,
- Equit Privat
8120 – we are safe now that Bernie Madoff is behind bars
8134 – its where the headless chicken landed
8065.20 bob doll called me
@10 the only thing lamer than hephaestus is comments that reference hephaestus.
8098 because i LOVE Fishsticks!!!!!!!!
7990
because god loves us
8118
8102 – Ken Lewis is actually a woman and is about to be outed, and the markets are happy….
8200
Because that’s the price that Geithner and Bernanke agreed the market would close at.
8071, because if he dies, he dies.
- Ivan Drago
8011 because everyone knows that the stress tests the banks put themselves through were honest and upstanding – the worst is clearly behind us.
8008 because it looks like “boob” and traders need some of that right now. just a handful.
8008 because it looks like “boob” and traders need some of that right now. just a handful.
8127, because the douche’s that sold at 7000 are buying back in now thinking we’ve hit a bottom. Idiots!!!!
8010 – bc we are playing reverse price is rules
take that @23
7995. Going in to the weekend some market players take some chips off of the table given a moderate run-up since Tuesday. Heck I did!
8040 – stress tests euphoria… pass the Peter Lugar’s steak sause… the BS on my plate tastes better with little sauce
8115 because my net worth just went up…to 8115. yay gambling
8013 xcc
Fuck. 8052 – I was ambitious.
8110 because my dick is huge
come on 40 more points n39ro3s!
-MGW
@27 pretty sneaky sis….
http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/20816/?ck=1