• 09 Apr 2009 at 2:52 PM

Guess The Dow

The market looks so whacky to us that we cannot resist. Another installment of Guess The Dow is at hand.
This time, a twist. Not only must you be the closest to the Dow’s close without going under (reverse Price Is Right rules) but you must include a reason (plausible or otherwise) for the index’s performance with your entry.
The wheel is closed to betting 10 minutes before the bell. In the event of a tie we will award to the earlier entry.
GO!
Update: 8083 makes undisputed Guess The Dow champion “guest” the winner with this entry: “8090 – free pretzel day at the AMEX.”

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Comments (36)

  1. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    8080. Reason – banks, banks, banks! BAC +30%, Kenny seen running around wearing MW pic on backside shorts and a nothing else.

  2. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    8090 – free pretzel day at the AMEX.

  3. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    42
    Das Vadanya & hello from Russia!
    - Equit Privat

  4. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    8101 mah n39ro3s
    -MoneygripWisdom

  5. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    8075
    reason- WFC, short squeeze… and Michelle Car Cab farting on camera

  6. Posted by Lowly Assistant | April 9, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    8112 – WFC successfully burns all MBS paper in a canyon just outside Malibu. This will continue until authorities are notified that the smoke is contributing to global warming. Polar bears are pissed. Penguins refuse to procreate. Whales continue migrating towards the BK bridge. So it goes.

  7. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    7961-
    people want to go close longs before the close

  8. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    @ 3
    how much money (i.e., charity) did russia receive from the U.S. for nuclear weapon security?

  9. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    7500 – Meredith Whitney just called me

  10. Posted by american bandersnatch | April 9, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    This guess the dow thing is lamer than hephaestus.

  11. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    8105 – according to elliot wave theory, we are in a subwave 5 of 4 of 7 of a primary 2 of subwave 4 of grand cycle wave 2. also something about fibonacci levels.

  12. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    @8
    Da, it is not my fault that your country spend $4trillion, by 1960, on a pointless arms race. You force us to do same so we bankrupt, too.
    Das Vadanya,
    - Equit Privat

  13. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    8120 – we are safe now that Bernie Madoff is behind bars

  14. Posted by Killjoy | April 9, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    8134 – its where the headless chicken landed

  15. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    8065.20 bob doll called me

  16. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    @10 the only thing lamer than hephaestus is comments that reference hephaestus.

  17. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    8098 because i LOVE Fishsticks!!!!!!!!

  18. Posted by BobMD | April 9, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    7990
    because god loves us

  19. Posted by frankthetank | April 9, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    8118

  20. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    8102 – Ken Lewis is actually a woman and is about to be outed, and the markets are happy….

  21. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    8200
    Because that’s the price that Geithner and Bernanke agreed the market would close at.

  22. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    8071, because if he dies, he dies.
    - Ivan Drago

  23. Posted by Meatbone9 | April 9, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    8011 because everyone knows that the stress tests the banks put themselves through were honest and upstanding – the worst is clearly behind us.

  24. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    8008 because it looks like “boob” and traders need some of that right now. just a handful.

  25. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    8008 because it looks like “boob” and traders need some of that right now. just a handful.

  26. Posted by bondguy007 | April 9, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    8127, because the douche’s that sold at 7000 are buying back in now thinking we’ve hit a bottom. Idiots!!!!

  27. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    8010 – bc we are playing reverse price is rules
    take that @23

  28. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    7995. Going in to the weekend some market players take some chips off of the table given a moderate run-up since Tuesday. Heck I did!

  29. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    8040 – stress tests euphoria… pass the Peter Lugar’s steak sause… the BS on my plate tastes better with little sauce

  30. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    8115 because my net worth just went up…to 8115. yay gambling

  31. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    8013 xcc

  32. Posted by Lowly Assistant | April 9, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    Fuck. 8052 – I was ambitious.

  33. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    8110 because my dick is huge

  34. Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    come on 40 more points n39ro3s!
    -MGW

  35. Posted by Meatbone9 | April 9, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    @27 pretty sneaky sis….

  36. Posted by HAM05 | April 9, 2009 at 4:06 PM

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